Probably because they're aware that if he gets a custodial sentence somehow, he will just go fugitive. So they want him there so he can be dragged straight to jail if that happens.
There is no way he's a resident of Mexico. If he were he wouldn't have to be constantly leaving the country and coming back.
Ralph will now die in the desert trying to sneak into the US before Mexico kicks his ass out when his temporary residency expires.
Would be pretty funny if he went to a cartel and offered to be smuggle into the US for them. "Easy money, bish, I'm the Ralphamale, what could go wrong?"
When did he say this? Are you sure? He won’t be able to renew his paperwork to legally drive it in Mexico if he’s defaulted on it.
Maybe it’s YOU who has a warrant Mr so called faggot deputy
I'm pretty confident Ralph made atleast 140k last year and avoided paying taxes this year, it's worth noting his brain wasn't completely wet at that point.
First off, you don’t always get the chance to plead “no contest”. You usually do as part of a plea deal, but Gunt doesn’t have a LOLyer to negotiate a deal for him. Also, throwing himself on the mercy of the court usually doesn’t work and even if it does it’ll only work once and there’s how many violations out there?
Ralph is going to be that guy who the sheriff stops the cruiser, turns the heat all the way up, gets out, covers the whole back of the cruiser with content spray, then walks off for an hour. That was quite popular in my day.
Nah, besides drunkenly swinging at a lady cop (he surely didn't know it was a cop when he did it) he's been a total pussy in the face of authority. He thanked the cop who served him at Ralphamania like a little bitch.
Lmaooooo Ralphamale BTFO by Jawsh and KF once again. I hope someone talented with video edits makes something to commemorate the absolute state of this fat nothing. I know he lacks the courage to end his life but it’s the only sensible option for a Godless piece of shit like him.
Proof of residency would say "residente temporal" or "residente permanente." And the first would let him stay in the country for four years. He wouldn't have to be driving to Belize just to turn around and re-enter. That would be what I'd actually want to see.
I don’t know if AI will be able to do Ralph’s dolphin laugh or “poor me, poor me, pour me a drink” whimpering. So far haven’t heard those from AI yet but live in hope.
That would be a blessing: quick bullet to the head and he’s gone. What he’s doing to himself now is far more retarded and drawn out.
Naw, they like doing it slow and taking video.
Then we would have our movie night on the Farms secured, heck, imagine a directors cut and we got two weekends in a row!
