Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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I love how he tests his legal theory out in twitter and doesn't even listen to the feedback. If no one on the internet cared about Disneyland why would a judge care that faith left you for a bigger burrito? Do you expect the judge to pretend you're not absurdly transparent. Your second hand anecdote is hearsay even if it was coherent.
 
I love how he tests his legal theory out in twitter and doesn't even listen to the feedback. If no one on the internet cared about Disneyland why would a judge care that faith left you for a bigger burrito? Do you expect the judge to pretend you're not absurdly transparent. Your second hand anecdote is hearsay even if it was coherent.
The guy is hallucinating being alogged years before he's even born. At this point its amazing he even remembers the general group he's feuding with in court
 
It was a packed docket, and Ralph's case wasn't heard till towards the end. Ralph thinks that Faith didn't show up, so he turns on his camera (blue hair and all!) and raises his hand using the Zoom emoji ✋.
This is fairly common when most cases before the court are simple or at least straightforward but there's one that promises to be a complete trainwreck. They want to get the normies with normal cases out of there as quickly as possible and if there's a case that promises to go overlong (such as for instance a case where every single party is batshit crazy), it goes last.
 
"nah, it's nawt trooo, yer awner! i did nawt violate tha court's ordas on multiple oh-ccasions! an' ta be perfeckly hawnest with yew, nothin' ah've eva said violates tha orda, 'cause tha orda is unconstitutional. do yew unnerstan' me?! isa prior restraint on mah firs' amenmen righs. as amadda' fact, both of 'em are!"
He has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. There are all kinds of contracts where you can agree not to exercise what would otherwise be your rights to do, such as say certain things, disclose certain information, etc. You can agree to stay away from somewhere that, without the agreement, you'd have the right to go, you can relinquish ownership of property, and you can agree not to exercise your First Amendment rights.

Ralph is simply an utter moron in every respect. Real jailbird legal thinking.
 
>Mr. Valle began talking with Faith Vickers when she was 13 and he was 19
However you mince it, if 18/13 makes Chaggot a pedophile, then so does 19/13 with Valle.
What I find more disturbing is how dead set Vickers is to lock down Faith marrying him. Imagine pimping out your daughter to a dude who fucked her when she was a tween, just to satisfy your race mixing fetish.
 
He has no clue what the fuck he's talking about. There are all kinds of contracts where you can agree not to exercise what would otherwise be your rights to do, such as say certain things, disclose certain information, etc. You can agree to stay away from somewhere that, without the agreement, you'd have the right to go, you can relinquish ownership of property, and you can agree not to exercise your First Amendment rights.

Ralph is simply an utter moron in every respect. Real jailbird legal thinking.

He doesn't believe it's against his constitutional rights, he just thinks the judge will let him off the hook for being a fucking retard if he uses that argument and promises not to do it again now that it's been clarified.

Literally null's "y'honour I'm just a fucking dumb retard" impersonation of him.
I don't know what everybody in here is talking about. Ralph just hit on an actual silver bullet. Judges overturn ROs all the time on First Amendment grounds. I really hope Ralph doesn't present that as an argument to the judge because it's virtually a guaranteed win and would own Vickers, Faith, and null all in one shot. Utter humiliation for the farms.
 
Did Chaggot just finger a girl in public?
No, but he did admit to having a relationship with a 13 y/o when he was 18 and this has earned him the pedo label. Since Faith has admitted to having sex with Valle when she was 13, the same applies to him. Ralph is correct that by sektur rules, Valle is a pedophile. His only mistake was assuming that the court plays by sektur rules.
 
I was not aware of that.

that's because it didn't happen. the whore-not-wife tried to present faith's texts messages and tweets as evidence of a sexual relationship to the family court, but iziah's name was never mentioned in any of them.

i'm not defending faith, but i challenge anyone to provide any proof of this claim.
 
that's because it didn't happen. the whore-not-wife tried to present faith's texts messages and tweets as evidence of a sexual relationship to the family court, but iziah's name was never mentioned in any of them.

i'm not defending faith, but i challenge anyone to provide any proof of this claim.
Yeah that was kind of what I was getting at. Faith hasn’t admitted shit.
 
Ethan's due in court today for a full contempt trial related to Faith's DVRO. It's scheduled for 9 AM PDT (at the time of this post it is ~2:05 PDT) and 4 hours have been allocated for the trial.

This is case # FL21-016680 for anybody wanting to look it up for themselves.

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