Democrats aren't even fucking trying anymore

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-brief...s-try-new-slogan-have-you-seen-the-other-guys

The campaign arm for House Democrats on Wednesday tried out a new slogan: “I mean, have you seen the other guys?”

The sticker slogan, one of several floated as part of a fundraising effort by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC), caused a stir on social media, where many wondered why the party would try out such a self-deprecating campaign line.

“Not exactly the most inspiring slogan, @dccc,” wrote ProPublica reporter Derek Willis.



“Dems are asking people to vote on a new sticker and I’m not sure anyone in history has been as bad as this,” tweeted Adam Serwer, a senior editor for The Atlantic.


Another sticker slogan referenced Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s (D-Mass.) opposition to Attorney General Jeff Sessions’s confirmation in “She persisted, we resisted.”

“Make Congress blue again,” urged another.

The campaign arm for House Republicans later mocked the DCCC for its sticker.

Yes, this is real.

 

[Pikapool]

Democrats: please vote for we're desperate!

 

[The Great Chandler]

"I mean, have you seen the other guys?"

Scapegoating is nice.

 

[Yaks]

You know we all thought 2016 was the dumbest year.

2017 is ramping up to be something even dumber and more explosive before the new year hits.

 

[XYZpdq]

You know we all thought 2016 was the dumbest year.

2017 is ramping up to be something even dumber and more explosive before the new year hits.

Here in the dank cyberfuture every year is the dumbest.

 

[Yaks]

Here in the dank cyberfuture every year is the dumbest.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I don't know what you guys are talking about, this is the best year

I fully expect a Firefly reboot at this point

holy shit ive just googled it and yes, Fox are in talks with Whedon to reboot it

 

[Duke Nukem]

And I thought "We're not perfect, but they're nuts" was grade A condescending crybaby bullshit.

All they need to do is make their new logo be Donald Trump with a Hitler mustache and they are complete.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

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Not accurate enough for the outdated Dems; make the text comic sans and have a gif of shill saying Pokemon go to the polls

 

[CWCchange]

At this point they should just ride on Obama nostalgia.
"Like Obama but older and whiter. JOE BIDEN 2020"

 

[Lurker]

Other possible slogans:
"Please clap."
"It's her turn."

God damn I'm so good at this.

(unpopular opinion, but the slogan the OP is talking about, to me, is not terrible. the way i read it, the dems acknowledge they're shit, but the other side is potentially shittier. though i suppose admitting you're shit and continuing to do nothing about it is not something the dems should be proud of)

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Half those slogans seem to suggest they're gonna have Hilary run again in 2020.

Which means they've learned nothing.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

How about "At Least We Aren't CNN."

 

[BR55]

At this point they should just ride on Obama nostalgia.
"Like Obama but older and whiter. JOE BIDEN 2020"

"Like Obama but from New Jersey. Cory Booker 2020"
"Like Hillary but younger. Kirsten Gillibrand 2020"
"Like John Kerry/Michael Dukakis but far more importantly JFK but female. Massachusetts Liberal attempt number 4. Elizabeth Warren 2020.
I Think I got em all. We all know what the result will be though. Just take the 2016 Trump states and add Virginia, Colorado, Nevada, Minnesota, New Hampshire, Maine and New Mexico on to the pile.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

My state will 100% still go Dem in spite of them being continuous fuck-ups.
I'll eat a sock if we jump ship to another party in the next 4 years.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Self deprecating humor only works if people are very fond of you. Unfortunately people are not fond of the democrats right now.

"Have you seen the other guys?"

Why yes, yes I have, and what's impressive is that you manage to be worse than them.

 

[TowinKarz]

They still seem to believe, among other things, that the public just doesn't GET that there are REPUBLICANS in office.

 

[Cosmos]

Sorry, Dems, but my vote already belongs to another party.

 

[Florence]

Biden has health issues and his son committed suicide. He's said that wants to live quietly and avoid politics.

I thought he had brain cancer?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I thought he had brain cancer?

i hope think its jimmy carter

 

[melty]

I've suspected for a while now that they don't even want to win because losing nets them more donations from hipsters and sjw morons. They get more donations by losing and they don't actually have to work or fulfill any promises. That's like winning the lottery for lazy sociopaths.

That is a really good point but they are not that smart.