Desperate need of help, willing to pay someone to make a phone call (weird situation)

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Dyingperson

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My brain was broken down over a long period of time to where it can easily be controlled through that weird human brain connection people don't really acknowledge, and there's a long story but it's down to just my exs sister has control over my brain despite living far away and she's using it to torture me and is getting off on the idea of me dying, she knows she's in the wrong and agrees I deserve to live, she has shown she can let go at any time where if she did I would get real sleep and be fine, her parents kind of know what's going on but aren't responding or doing anything.

Anyways, it's pretty serious if someone takes the time to figure out the situation and can call her or her parents and get her to let go I'm willing to pay $500-$1000 to anyone who can do it.
 
to be fair, this is a pretty difficult thing to get proof of
And so is to get evidence of a unicorn-god governing existence, but you'd apply Hitchen's razor to deem it unworthy of considering.

Similarly in here, it's just a retarded claim about something that's expected to be taken seriously without any evidence or argument as to why it's happening.

There must be some reasoning behind his conclusion, something beyond "it is true because I believe so", but this guy is not giving anything other than that. And he is purposefully avoiding the questions.

As it stands right now, this whole thing is >80% of a chance of fake/trolling, and 100% retarded.
 
to be fair, this is a pretty difficult thing to get proof of

i think he might need to try something else, i feel like plan B is in order, plan A "get people on shitposting board to call ex's sisters parents" doesnt seem very well thought out

It is, I really don't know how to prove this. My best proof is kind of over, because now that this sister has taken over by herself she let's me kind of "burnout sleep" that's not actual sleep where she still has control over me, but during this I actually both drank enough alcohol to hit a 0.44 without getting drunk or hungover and stayed up for over 10 days without that burnout sleep at one point, but now i get buzzed if I drink and she does that. It's that serious and crazy. But like I said, that's a terrible way to prove it, and now I can't even do that, I have no physical way to prove it, but both her parents (and two other sisters, obviously the one who was there to marry me, but they both seem kind of useless in this. The one marrying me didn't give a fuck if I died while she was still trying to marry me and the other kind of barely got involved and kind of doesn't get involved in things in general) were here and are aware of this control that she has now, they just stopped showing up after it didn't pan out with the one

I do not know what to do, if there's a better place to post this you know of that would be great, I know people do investigative stuff on this site.
 
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i think you would be a lot happier if you were able to have new people in your life and new things to dwell on, maybe you can speak with someone who can help you plan this kind of stuff out, and they might have ways to help you focus your mind to be able to sleep without being troubled by things

i can understand you being suspicious of therapy, if that's a little too much for now, your local churches have a community of people you can talk to about this and might be able to do something you never considered as a solution

people on the internet are not going to be much help for you, probably will just make things worse, maybe you should take a break from the internet until you speak to someone professional and impartial about this who can listen to you in a one on one thing, in person
 
i mean youre right and everything but it's still cringe to bring up christopher hitchens...
I'm not talking about Hitchens, I'm talking about Hitchens' Razor. Which is obviously coined after him, but has nothing to do with him as a person/ideals when applied to a claim, what I'm talking about here.

Just like when someone uses Occam's Razor, they are not talking about Ockham in any way shape or form. It just has that name, get it? But the name is irrelevant to what it's trying to do.
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In any case, this seems like a waste of time, his response to the evidence is little more than a red herring, he said nothing. If it's not a troll, he just wants to believe is true, probably due to mental illness, obsession, and maybe masochistic tendencies.
 
I'm not talking about Hitchens, I'm talking about Hitchens' Razor. Which is obviously coined after him, but has nothing to do with him as a person/ideals when applied to a claim, what I'm talking about here.

Just like when someone uses Occam's Razor, they are not talking about Ockham in any way shape or form. It just has that name, get it? But the name is irrelevant to what it's trying to do.
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In any case, this seems like a waste of time, his response to the evidence is little more than a red herring, he said nothing. If it's not a troll, he just wants to believe is true, probably due to mental illness, obsession, and maybe masochistic tendencies.
Not at all, this is happening, but I just need the girl to let go. Definitely not masochistic, she's torturing me and I'm trying to get her to just let go before she leads me to suicide. She's addicted to that point but agrees she's wrong and I did nothing wrong, her family also knows this, so getting her dad to acknowledge get her to stop might be the best way.
 
Not at all, this is happening, but I just need the girl to let go. Definitely not masochistic, she's torturing me and I'm trying to get her to just let go before she leads me to suicide. She's addicted to that point but agrees she's wrong and I did nothing wrong, her family also knows this, so getting her dad to acknowledge get her to stop might be the best way.
Go to the hospital and tell them what you're feeling. You'll get a three day vacation and plenty of time to sleep. Don't forget to wear shoes without laces, if you want to keep them.
 
If anyone knows a better place to post this assuming I'm telling the truth, where would it be? Also the price might go up the more I can't find help, I'm trying multiple places but it might become worth it. It's my life and I need someone to get invested
 
If anyone knows a better place to post this assuming I'm telling the truth, where would it be? Also the price might go up the more I can't find help, I'm trying multiple places but it might become worth it. It's my life and I need someone to get invested
Has no one offered to do it already?

Pretty sure they have, so why are you still posting about it? You have your hired person to do this.
 
what if you called them yourself? are you allowed to talk to them, did something happen to where you are an unwelcome presence and they have told you this before? it seems like the only reason you would need an intermediary like this would be if you're prohibited from contacting them

post a screencap of your checking or savings account or shut the fuck up and go away, it's absolutely absurd to think that you have five thousand dollars and you're here asking this

what a shame you've ruined my suspension of disbelief
 
If someone is willing to take on this as a job and believe me I will up it to 5000, but you have understand what's going on and be able to do it
No takers on the newest Craigslist ad? I’m sure someone there will do it if you up the offer to $5000 (archive)

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what if you called them yourself? are you allowed to talk to them, did something happen to where you are an unwelcome presence and they have told you this before? it seems like the only reason you would need an intermediary like this would be if you're prohibited from contacting them

post a screencap of your checking or savings account or shut the fuck up and go away, it's absolutely absurd to think that you have five thousand dollars and you're here asking this

what a shame you've ruined my suspension of disbelief
They won't respond to my texts or emails, and don't care that this is happening or maybe don't really know, I started pleading with them and they never responded so I need someone to call who isn't being controlled with full use of their brain and knowledge what's going on. I'm currently living at my parents for the last 4 years and while I was working they let me pay rent and put it all in savings so I have a decent amount saved, I don't have direct access to the account but I could get to it once this is done and I've slept
 
No takers on the newest Craigslist ad? I’m sure someone there will do it if you up the offer to $5000 (archive)

I need someone more smart and conspiracy minded I guess, it's nearly impossible to explain this to anyone but it's life or death so if I gotta spend some money I guess I will, but if the right person does it it could take one day, she can let go at any time but need someone motivated to get her to let go or get her parents make her let go
 
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