Desperate need of help, willing to pay someone to make a phone call (weird situation)

[Dyingperson]

My brain was broken down over a long period of time to where it can easily be controlled through that weird human brain connection people don't really acknowledge, and there's a long story but it's down to just my exs sister has control over my brain despite living far away and she's using it to torture me and is getting off on the idea of me dying, she knows she's in the wrong and agrees I deserve to live, she has shown she can let go at any time where if she did I would get real sleep and be fine, her parents kind of know what's going on but aren't responding or doing anything.

Anyways, it's pretty serious if someone takes the time to figure out the situation and can call her or her parents and get her to let go I'm willing to pay $500-$1000 to anyone who can do it.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

how did you even find out about this website

 

[Gay Joker]

They won't respond to my texts or emails, and don't care that this is happening or maybe don't really know

I thought you said that her parents know about her mind control powers and that she's using them on you despite you apparently never having done anything wrong.

I need someone more smart and conspiracy minded I guess, it's nearly impossible to explain this to anyone but it's life or death so if I gotta spend some money I guess I will, but if the right person does it it could take one day, she can let go at any time but need someone motivated to get her to let go or get her parents make her let go

If you're not going to pay until after she relinquishes control over your brain, then why bother being so picky? You're lucky if anybody takes up your offer.

 

[OrionBalls]

If anyone knows a better place to post this assuming I'm telling the truth, where would it be? Also the price might go up the more I can't find help, I'm trying multiple places but it might become worth it. It's my life and I need someone to get invested

No one should be investing in your life right now, except for you. Other people promoting these delusions isn't going to help you.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

How is a nigga named "analrapist" trying to rationalize shit to this broke nutjob? Where else but KF lol

^ Has never watched Arrested Development.

 

[We Are The Witches]

If you pay after the service has been delivered, there's no protection for the one doing it that you'll give them the money.

You also sound like a scammer, if that has not been inferred already. Probably to steal someone's data, or maybe as a prank.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i ate some mozzarella and now im feeling kind of sleepy, what kind of cheese do you like

 

[Dyingperson]

If you pay after the service has been delivered, there's no protection for the one doing it that you'll give them the money.

You also sound like a scammer, if that has not been inferred already. Probably to steal someone's data, or maybe as a prank.

That's why I'm trying to get a friend to do it, I know im good for it but I can't trust the other way with internet people and I don't have access to my savings without going through my parents which is annoying but if this is done right I will be out of her control and sleep and be fine and I'd get the money when I woke up. but I can't get any friends to do it, and I'm probably going to need someone smart and invested to see it through, I'm giving someone on here a shot

 

[Gay Joker]

That's why I'm trying to get a friend to do it, I know im good for it but I can't trust the other way with internet people and I don't have access to my savings without going through my parents which is annoying but if this is done right I will be out of her control and sleep and be fine and I'd get the money when I woke up. but I can't get any friends to do it, and I'm probably going to need someone smart and invested to see it through, I'm giving someone on here a shot

How old are you?

 

[draggs]

@Dyingperson did not pay me so I called the bitch off. I was using her cell number but then I remembered I stole it from @Dyingperson's mind with my own psychic powers so now we communicate only through telepathy. Sorry @Dyingperson but now I'm using my psychic powers (say it like Decoy Octopus did in MGS, HE HAS PSYCHIC POWAHS!) to torture you as well. There is no escape wOOoooOOooOOOooooEEEeeeEEEEEeeeeeeOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO

 

[alphabetnigger]

@Dyingperson did not pay me so I called the bitch off. I was using her cell number but then I remembered I stole it from @Dyingperson's mind with my own psychic powers so now we communicate only through telepathy. Sorry @Dyingperson but now I'm using my psychic powers (say it like Decoy Octopus did in MGS, HE HAS PSYCHIC POWAHS!) to torture you as well. There is no escape wOOoooOOooOOOooooEEEeeeEEEEEeeeeeeOOOooooOOOOOooooOOOO

@Dyingperson Put the controller on the floor, I will show you my POWAH

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If anyone knows a better place to post this assuming I'm telling the truth, where would it be? Also the price might go up the more I can't find help, I'm trying multiple places but it might become worth it. It's my life and I need someone to get invested

You're not telling the truth. Go to the hospital. You are having a psychotic break.

 

[Dyingperson]

You're not telling the truth. Go to the hospital. You are having a psychotic break.

The shitty thing is I am

 

[alphabetnigger]

The shitty thing is I am

The only way to get anyone invested is to tell us everything about your life and dox yourself.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

The shitty thing is I am

There are two possibilities, either you believe the bullshit you are saying, in which case you need a hospital, because you are having a schizoid episode, or you don't, and are putting on this charade either as some bizarre prank (which nobody is buying into) or in order to scam someone by getting their information. Either way, this needs to end.

 

[Dyingperson]

There are two possibilities, either you believe the bullshit you are saying, in which case you need a hospital, because you are having a schizoid episode, or you don't, and are putting on this charade either as some bizarre prank (which nobody is buying into) or in order to scam someone by getting their information. Either way, this needs to end.

It is not dude, I promise. I wish I could think of a way to prove it, but the best I got is just just gonna look pretty weird and fucked up and inconclusive and would require more explanation

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Shit I would help you out, but if I called this person with my manly voice and eastern European accent and start talking about "stop controlling dyinpersons brain", they would be as freaked out as you seem right now. Get some sleep.

 

[Haloperidol]

How are you all an engaging with this guy? Because I’ve read like a hundred of his posts and I still can’t figure out what the fuck he wants.

@Dyingperson I feel you’re too scattered to actually do this but I highly recommend just trying it. Go to the nearest emergency department and explain to the staff what they need to do to get this chick to stop controlling you. I think they will have a better idea of how to handle this than strangers online. They would probably put you in touch with a social worker who might have some…insights on this situation as well.

 

[Dyingperson]

How are you all an engaging with this guy? Because I’ve read like a hundred of his posts and I still can’t figure out what the fuck he wants.

@Dyingperson I feel you’re too scattered to actually do this but I highly recommend just trying it. Go to the nearest emergency department and explain to the staff what they need to do to get this chick to stop controlling you. I think they will have a better idea of how to handle this than strangers online. They would probably put you in touch with a social worker who might have some…insights on this situation as well.

I need someone to get this chick to let go of control of my mind, it's real, or call her parents and get her parents to tell her to let go. She's admitting now that she's just here to make me kill myself, so I'm sticking it out trying

 

[Haloperidol]

I tried. We can’t help you. Go away.

 

[Nick Gars]

Theres an easy way to deal with this.
She's controlling your mind, reading your thoughts?

Think loud, and proud "BEGONE NIGGER!". Anytime you feel her evil witch fingers molestercating your think meat: "BEGONE NIGGER!".

It's real easy, bro.