Desperate need of help, willing to pay someone to make a phone call (weird situation)

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Dyingperson

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My brain was broken down over a long period of time to where it can easily be controlled through that weird human brain connection people don't really acknowledge, and there's a long story but it's down to just my exs sister has control over my brain despite living far away and she's using it to torture me and is getting off on the idea of me dying, she knows she's in the wrong and agrees I deserve to live, she has shown she can let go at any time where if she did I would get real sleep and be fine, her parents kind of know what's going on but aren't responding or doing anything.

Anyways, it's pretty serious if someone takes the time to figure out the situation and can call her or her parents and get her to let go I'm willing to pay $500-$1000 to anyone who can do it.
 
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Dyingperson said:
I need someone to get this chick to let go of control of my mind, it's real, or call her parents and get her parents to tell her to let go. She's admitting now that she's just here to make me kill myself, so I'm sticking it out trying
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we have paralyzed your circadian rhythm. next we're going to make you shid yourself in public
 
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Nick Gars said:
Theres an easy way to deal with this.
She's controlling your mind, reading your thoughts?

Think loud, and proud "BEGONE NIGGER!". Anytime you feel her evil witch fingers molestercating your think meat: "BEGONE NIGGER!".

It's real easy, bro.
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I heard this only works when you're in a public place
 
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I'll use my immense alien psychic powers to block any control temporarily, no need to pay me. You should get off the Kiwi Farms now and visit a psychiatrist and tell them everything, they will give you powerful magic in the form of pills to block out any future signals.
 
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His stream was a barrel of laughs. I was getting ready to have the Miami Dade County sheriff do a wellness check on the guy but he’s still alive and posting.
 
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You need defeat this person in a Kōsoku battle.
To would be best to do Roulette-Zoku, but I dont know of any beltways in Miami.
Race her for pinks, put the pink slip under your pillow, and wait for the Tooth Fairy.
You’ll know what to do after that.
 
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Nice Comoesta said:
You need defeat this person in a Kōsoku battle.
To would be best to do Roulette-Zoku, but I dont know of any beltways in Miami.
Race her for pinks, put the pink slip under your pillow, and wait for the Tooth Fairy.
You’ll know what to do after that.
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Schizophrenic racing is the hot new sport I didn't know I needed.
 
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alphabetnigger said:
Schizophrenic racing is the hot new sport I didn't know I needed.
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Just two Twenty drivers on an empty Crowded road cutting up.
Who will crash?
Who will lose by dodging the invisible cars?
Will there be invisible fire?
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alphabetnigger said:
This guy had a stream trying to explain this shit?
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It was a steady camera pointed at a TV with the Yakuza main menu playing. He was using it as “proof” he couldn’t sleep, but there was a complete lack of movement or audio from him at all. As I told him, he wasn’t active and interacting with the world on camera, he couldn’t prove he was up and running.
 
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from what im getting here his parents are payees or something similar where they tard wrangle his finances

he may have five thousand dollars, but it's not really his to spend

probably for the best
 
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