Devon Del Vecchio / "Dev" / ShortFatOtaku / @sleepy_devo - Degenerate loser, honorary whiteknight for Lilith Lovett, constantly at odds with his own viewers for being a centrist

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

https://www.change.org/p/draft-short-fat-otaku-aka-dev-into-the-ukrainian-armed-forces-draftdev?redirect_reason=guest_user

Something at least, these past weeks have been BORING

Hearty Chuckle

#DraftDev

It has long been the dream of YouTuber Short Fat Otaku AKA Dev to wage war against nuclear powers. Sadly Short Fat Otaku is physically unable to walk to the nearest recruiting center and thus is unable to participate in his life long dream of defending foreign countries against Russians. With your help there may be a way for this dream to be realized.


This petition calls upon the Government of Canada, the Government of Ukraine, and more specifically the Ukrainian Armed Forces to draft and send Dev over to Ukraine to fulfil his purpose and allow him to accomplish more than he ever has in life before.


Though his time on the frontlines may indeed be very brief it is hoped it will also be very bright as are all explosions. Thank you in advance to all who sign this petition.


#DraftDev

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Dev's been sperging out hard about Ukraine again, which I think is in part prompted by Vee getting under his skin and prodding Dev about volunteering:
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There are reams and reams of replies Dev's been sending about the war which I don't have the patience to put up here at the moment, but most of the replies are telling him to nut up or shut up. I personally think he'd make a fine addition to Ukraine's war effort, his bloated body could provide good cover so that Ukrainian soldiers following behind him might advance in safety.

Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it a thing that the further east you go the more committed the governments and people are to NATO? I don't think I ever heard of Poland or Romanian skirting their obligations or downsizing their militaries while asking for US bases.

 

[liam dees]

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hearty Chuckle

They would use Dev as a tank, his blubber able to absorb entire barrages of anti tank shells.

 

[FurbusCuckus]

 

[General Emílio Médici]

"You actually want forever war because you want peace now" What a fucking faggot. He wants to genocide all of Ukraine into nothing and allowed for Putin to just move into a empty country once it eventually runs out of manpower for the ilusion this will keep Putin from declaring war later?

What makes him think that propping Ukraine up will stop all Russian expansionism later? Does he realize this fucking farce is only exarcebating the issue of NATO members being weak as fuck and relying in the USA alone to protect them (since they can skirt around requirements of manpower and hardware by just waving the "I am funding Ukraine" flag)? And of course Dev has no drive to ever put his ass on the line.

 

[Tepes Thot]

They could use Dev as an offering to Russian science. The war ends, and they get to experiment on/study Dev to figure out the depths of something that mimics humans, but not enough to be convincing.

 

[One Angry Computer]

They could use Dev as an offering to Russian science. The war ends, and they get to experiment on/study Dev to figure out the depths of something that mimics humans, but not enough to be convincing.

What makes you think that Russians didn't had already done some homunculus experiments during the cold war? If we offer Dev to their scientists, they would outcry that "there's nothing new to know, we already know what a 'Homo Devonicus' is."

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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I keep seeing this exact same argument from a bunch of leftists, so no shock dev is pushing it.

There's a little problem though. If Putler is hellbent on taking over Europe/The World/The Universe/Whatever the current narrative says, why is the solution for a country on the other side of the planet to dump infinite gibs into Ukraine? How come none of these leftists want to mobilize Europe to annihilate Russia, a supposed imminent threat? Just doesn't add up, almost like the point is just to spur on a new forever war rather than actually stop Russia.

 

[Laburnum]

Dev has never let practical considerations get in the way of his flights of fancy before, it's only more egregious now given the very real human cost his policy preferences would hypothetically entail. Even worse given he would be reluctant to lift a finger whilst offering up the rest of the world to the meatgrinder.

The only time Dev would ever be at the frontline would be if he was at the front of a line to enter a bordello staffed entirely by gigolos and trans prostitutes.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

"You actually want forever war because you want peace now" What a fucking faggot. He wants to genocide all of Ukraine into nothing and allowed for Putin to just move into a empty country once it eventually runs out of manpower for the ilusion this will keep Putin from declaring war later?

What makes him think that propping Ukraine up will stop all Russian expansionism later? Does he realize this fucking farce is only exarcebating the issue of NATO members being weak as fuck and relying in the USA alone to protect them (since they can skirt around requirements of manpower and hardware by just waving the "I am funding Ukraine" flag)? And of course Dev has no drive to ever put his ass on the line.

This is exactly why this argument really doesn't persuade me. Its all speculation and just rings of the same alarmist posturing you see with Jan 6 or Orange Hitler rhetoric.

I would love to be uninvolved with the conflict either way, and if that isolationist take eventually leads to WW3, then so be it, as the likelihood that all this poking and prodding and proxy war shit leads to WW3 as well is just as likely in my book.

Adam and Sitch have similar takes on the Ukraine stuff and its as tiring as hearing people bitch about Israel and Palestine

 

[Grayback]

Its all speculation

The problem with the shit that Dev says isn't that it's speculation. The problem is that it's bad speculation.
Unhinged, retarded guesses. Bad analysis of the facts. A complete inability to properly extrapolate on the situation given the variables in play. Predictions colored by emotionally-driven histrionics, wishful thinking, and spite. No theory of mind for the parties involved.
And complete self-satisfaction, so he never second-guesses (and never improves) his thinking.
He's just a moron.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

"You actually want forever war because you want peace now" What a fucking faggot. He wants to genocide all of Ukraine into nothing and allowed for Putin to just move into a empty country once it eventually runs out of manpower for the ilusion this will keep Putin from declaring war later?

What makes him think that propping Ukraine up will stop all Russian expansionism later? Does he realize this fucking farce is only exarcebating the issue of NATO members being weak as fuck and relying in the USA alone to protect them (since they can skirt around requirements of manpower and hardware by just waving the "I am funding Ukraine" flag)? And of course Dev has no drive to ever put his ass on the line.

You actually think Russia has the ability to expand?

 

[Judge Dredd]

At least the bible-thumpers would realize when they're being straight rarded

They don't. Goonergate shows that much.

Adam and Sitch have similar takes on the Ukraine stuff and its as tiring as hearing people bitch about Israel and Palestine

One thing I'm noticing with people like Dev, and even the UK prime minister, is that they're all for prolonging the war with Russia (and Palestine) provided they don't have to go to the front lines. Other people should die for their twitter updoots.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

You actually think Russia has the ability to expand?

Not really, but for the sake of the argument I assumed so.

 

[liam dees]

Dave has some choice words for his best friend.

I also made a meme. #DevIsAFuckingWall

 

[FurbusCuckus]

Dave has some choice words for his best friend.
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I also made a meme. #DevIsAFuckingWall
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EDITED AGAIN: i hope its real but i know its not after the hype, sucks because Dave REALLY needs to grow a spine, specially after how cold Dev was towards his poor girlfriend.



Does Dev does NOT read community notes no more?

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

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Does Dev does NOT read community notes no more?
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"I have strawmanned you, and this will make the argument we are having stop."

Pretty sure the idea is not that NATO expanding stops Russia from expanding, but NATO expanding means that it increases pressure on Russia. It'd be like my neighbor planting trees right next to my property line. At some point there is a possibility that those trees will cause issues, without the need for my property line to move.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

It's like your neighbor planting trees on the properly line right above Your sewer pipes so in a few years the roots will grow into the pipes and it'll be your responsibility to get them removed.