Devon Del Vecchio / "Dev" / ShortFatOtaku / @sleepy_devo - Degenerate loser, honorary whiteknight for Lilith Lovett, constantly at odds with his own viewers for being a centrist

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I do wonder what his take would be on Eisenhower sending the national guard to oppose Little Rock for refusing school desegregation. The insurrection act of 1807 was used as the justification for that one.
 
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He seems to be arguing about not being a leftie on his twitter right now. Keeps posting people from blue sky calling him facist. As if that would prove anything.
Well, if that deteriorates his mind further, I don't see any ill. Will bring us milk and make him more unhinged and more prone to criticisms.

Whenever you tune in to this thread, lard for brains: you're a loser who should off yourself; there's tons of people who are are able to be more unintentionally funnier. Cope, reddit, nigger.
 
Dev , a Canadian, made the most solid bulletproof case against Trump that no American lawyer could have done.
The guy still thinks he has such mastery of American law that no one has taken advantage of it because they are not enlightened like him.

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Didn't he start taking vyvanse in an attempt to mimic Destiny? If so, his urge to be retarded online overpowered the focus-on-work drugs.
 
For those following along at home, the Posse Comitatus Act (A) reads as thus:
Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army, the Navy, the Marine Corps, the Air Force, or the Space Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
Not very helpful - the concept of a posse comitatus ain't defined here, so Wikipedia (A) will have to do:
The posse comitatus...frequently shortened to posse, is in common law a group of people mobilized to suppress lawlessness, defend the people, or otherwise protect the place, property, and public welfare. It may be called by the conservator of peace – typically a reeve, sheriff, chief, or another special/regional designee like an officer of the peace potentially accompanied by or with the direction of a justice or ajudged parajudicial process given the imminence of actual damage. There must be a lawful reason for a posse, which can never be used for lawlessness. The posse comitatus as an English jurisprudentially defined doctrine dates back to 9th-century England.
Meanwhile, the relevant sections of the Insurrection Act, sections 252 (A) and 253 (A):
252. Whenever the President considers that unlawful obstructions, combinations, or assemblages, or rebellion against the authority of the United States, make it impracticable to enforce the laws of the United States in any State by the ordinary course of judicial proceedings, he may call into Federal service such of the militia of any State, and use such of the armed forces, as he considers necessary to enforce those laws or to suppress the rebellion.
253. The President, by using the militia or the armed forces, or both, or by any other means, shall take such measures as he considers necessary to suppress, in a State, any insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy, if it—
(1) so hinders the execution of the laws of that State, and of the United States within the State, that any part or class of its people is deprived of a right, privilege, immunity, or protection named in the Constitution and secured by law, and the constituted authorities of that State are unable, fail, or refuse to protect that right, privilege, or immunity, or to give that protection; or
(2) opposes or obstructs the execution of the laws of the United States or impedes the course of justice under those laws.
So now that we know what definitions we're working with, let's take a look at Dev's objections here, that Blumpf is ILLEGALLY using the National Guard as a police force, setting them up as a posse to ILLEGALLY enforce federal laws. Let's use a Devonian-approved mainstream news article (A) and see what they got to say about why the National Guard was summoned in the first place:
Everything began on Friday when Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers executed search warrants at multiple locations, including outside a clothing warehouse in the city's fashion district.
[...]
A tense scene unfolded outside as a crowd tried to block agents from driving away.
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Dozens of protesters gathered on Friday evening outside a federal detention centre in Los Angeles where lawyers said those arrested had been taken, chanting "set them free, let them stay!"
Other protesters held signs that said, "ICE out of LA!" while others led chants and shouted from megaphones. Some scrawled graffiti on the building's facade.
[...]
Smoke rose from burning shrubbery and rubbish in the street, and demonstrators kicked at a Border Patrol vehicle.
[...]
The guard would typically be deployed by the president or defence secretary for national emergencies, homeland defence, or federal missions under Title 10, where they take on the cost.
However, they can also control the guard under the 1807 Insurrection Act when a state is unable to manage civil unrest, which former president George HW Bush did during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Not looking so good here for the avatar of Facts and Truth. Seems like it's a pretty cut-and-dry case here of "the National Guard was called in because civil unrest over the feds executing legal search warrants threatened the ability for the federal government to execute its own laws." So yeah, Dev, section 253 (2) of the Insurrection Act qualifies here. but hey, maybe the rioters were surrounding a state detention facility and they were ILLEGALLY protecting state property without California's consent, and...
Last night, over 1,000 rioters surrounded a federal law enforcement building and assaulted ICE law enforcement officers, slashed tires, defaced buildings, and taxpayer funded property. It took the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) 2 hours to respond.
...Oh. (A)


Congratulations Dev, you've set out to denigrate 'both sides' now everyone thinks you're a bootlicking faggot.
Dev: "If I piss off both sides it means I'm an insufferable asshole with poor social skills correct!"



Dev , a Canadian, made the most solid bulletproof case against Trump that no American lawyer could have done.
The guy still thinks he has such mastery of American law that no one has taken advantage of it because they are not enlightened like him.
Dev: "Naomi, come quick! I found SOLID, BULLETPROOF evidence that every prosecutor in DC missed!"

The annoying thing about his dumbass election take is that he treats the stupid J6 Congressional Hearing like some gospel truth, as if the news that Liz Cheney coaching some witness into giving false testimony that was facially nonsensical wouldn't taint the whole damn thing, less so given that the hearing interested in finding "Truth" and "Evidence" heard no contrary evidence or even allowed for Trump and his team to mount a defense. Because the whole thing wasn't actually about truth, it was about impinging Trump and using it as a means to harm his chances of electability. Dev, like the retard he is, fell for the scam - but fortunately for everyone else he's a Canadian, so him being the primary mark likely did more to harm the scam than anything.

As to why the DoJ didn't just charge Trump outright - it wasn't because "they were waiting for the results of the hearing." The DoJ is its own law-enforcement and prosecutorial agency, they don't rely on Congress to gather evidence or statements. If this evidence was as much of a slam-dunk as Dev thought it was, the Biden DoJ would have ABSOLUTELY used it to crush Trump at the first available opportunity with none of this retarded nonsense about maintaining decorum, especially after the absolute bitchfit the entire Democrat establishment threw over losing the J6 Impeachment hearing. The truth (not like Dev has a good relationship with it at this point) is more likely this - the Trump team, in a spate of normal election lawfare, found a particularly soft spot in the Electoral Count Act of 1887 and explored the testing it's Constitutionality, specifically around the Safe Harbor deadlines for when Congress must receive the slates of electors. Given that the first thing Congress did post-election was amend it to remove the ability to challenge the slates of electors, there was probably some teeth to it.

Of course, since this is Dev we're talking about, such a discussion is beneath him because he copied his take from Destiny is 100% correct and will call you a retard for challenging his obviously superior intellect.
 
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Dev is of the opinion that DEI is not coming back and was just a phase of leftists. That's why he did his callout video against Kirche and Academic Agent.
Sorry to whoever is about to scroll through this thread because this post gave me the itch to write yet another long post. Autism incoming!

Dev: Failed Opportunist, One of Legion
by Liam Dees, local retard

The funniest thing to realize about Dev and his political outlook after a-logging him for over a year, is that not only is he an opportunist, but he is more importantly a FAILED opportunist.

Why do I say this? Because I think he's been waiting for the "downfall of the right wing" since 2016. He played interference within online RW circles of the time. (Though to be fair, Sargon and his cronies during that time were of the same political phenotype as Dev so it wasn't too hard for the Canuck to blend in.) While in these circles, he made multiple calls that ended up in failure for him.

He thought, in 2018, that he could take down Mister Metokur, someone who wasn't explicitly a RW political YouTuber but definitely adjacent to those circles, at his YouTube prime. That he could make an impact in the gay and retarded internet war between his Daddy Sargon and Jim, and therefore gain influence to influence political discourse on the Internet. That gambit failed, and barely anyone outside of us a-logs or Jim fans (there might be an overlap between these groups) remember the skirmish. Those who do remember it will mock Dev for a long time for the harebrained attempt.

He used his minor contribution to GamerGate, sending a torpedo on the career of some irrelevant game developer as a badge of honor and a sign of authority. Despite the fact that Phil Fish was always a small fish in the school of corruption that would come for video game development and journalism, Phil included or not. Dev only toppled a fellow pawn on the chessboard, yet goes on extensive interviews on podcasts where he "gives an exhaustive history on GamerGate" like he's some big deal. The reality of course could not be more further than his delusion.

Most notably, he bet erroneously on the RW immediately cucking itself after Trump won the 2024 elections to become America's 47th President. He was already going on about "woke right" and of course, what you mentioned about DEI and leftism being just a phase, @DEBIRU MAN so kudos for the original post. Twitter is the battlefield for the fat soldier and one-man failed crusades is his signature technique. From ACE1918, to Kirsche, to Uzalu, to RW accounts and to lolicon accounts, he's lost to them all. It's all stuff the threadposters have laboriously gone through for the past one to two hundred pages. The main reason this opportunism fails is because the American people got what they voted for, so the attempt to condemn the actions of the US government fall to deaf ears.

The most interesting part is that he was never alone. He's like a remora in that sense. He stuck to the whale of the Applebee's Waiter, then drifted to the overall movement of "sensible Centrists, then to the astro turfed controlled opposition movement of "anti-Woke right". [As a side note - Woke right as a retard term is in fact coined by another spergy liberal, James Lindsay.] So of course, as each of these movements crash and burn, Dev flounders on to his next target. Place your bets on what he will latch onto next! (Spoilers; he's probably gonna be a "new Democrat" now in 2028, ask his bull.)

The anti-Right grift he has been doing is probably the longest of all of his schemes. Starting arguably from the infamous date of January 6th 2021, he went from a "reasonable" stance on Trump and the riots (which were incited by fed agents like Nick Fuentes by the way) to calling Trump "literal Hitler" by 2024.

Within that time Dev antagonised people like ACE who provided evidence contrary to lies he was propogating (eg "The Eastman Memo is unconstitutional") and prevented such people from being a part of his community - which was previously hailed as a free speech haven by himself up to this point. He doubled down most egregiously within the past two years, notably saying that:
  1. Corey Comperatore deserved to die at the Butler shooting because of a fucking Tweet (Corey joked that between Putin and other Democrat politicians, he would save Putin),
  2. The ATF's actions during the Ruby Ridge standoff were justified (They threw stones at the family's dog to provoke it, shot the dog, shot the father and mother of the family living isolated in the remote fucking woods),
  3. The Waco siege was justified,
  4. The American right wing should agitate for civil war as much as possible since they are Nootzees (chickenhawk behavior),
  5. Most egregiously, slandered a former friend Uzalu of being a pedophile (Grounds for a defamation lawsuit because he was caught saying this in public on Twitter, a major social media platform),
Among other ludicrous positions like agreeing with Anita Sarkeesian that "everything is political", or attempting multiple times to hold higher moral ground by denouncing the Right Wing even when they do something right, just in a way he dislikes, and denouncing the Left Wing in the most cucked way possible. His mental gymnastics, along with a compulsion to "get the last word in" for any given conversation, political, interpersonal or otherwise, as well as his convictions only truly belonging to Nintendo and trannies are all contributing factors to his failed opportunism. He is just so transparently disingenuous that he fails to make significant headway in making a grift for himself, his only traction lies in people who are just like him. Faggots with the same STD flock together.

In conclusion, this adds to the list of things that make Dev a fascinating lolcow when I think about it. This is the only lolcow that inspires me to write long speculative articles about anybody. Thanks Dev, go fuck yourself and get Canadian healthcare.
 
I again remind you that Dev is a Canadian, none of this actually affects him in any way. The fact that he is this mad about politics in another country shows how little he actually has going on in his life other than being a retard online.
Finding a new home and trying to financially independent instead of living off the government payouts PALES in comparison to goonmaxxing on Twitter.
Canucks, man. NGMI
 
I again remind you that Dev is a Canadian, none of this actually affects him in any way. The fact that he is this mad about politics in another country shows how little he actually has going on in his life other than being a retard online.
Well technically, basically everything is reliant on the US dollar because everyone else is too pussy to challenge us+other more esoteric factors. So the happenings in America affect the whole world, but not to the extent that people like to believe. Most people probably just talk about American politics because of that - because they are the most important, the most people are paying attention to them, and so the most money is to be made from talking about them. I don't really fault people for this since it's just how it is, but it's hard not to make fun of a fat leaf who will never have children, constantly seething about Americans because Trump is popular.
 
This is a certified Dev moment.
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Dev bros it's never been more over, Owari Da
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Looking back on this post after the LA Mexican riots and his Tweet here has aged even worse, nay, it has gone beyond rigor mortis; the earthworms have consumed all flesh left on the remains of this body.

As well, I may have to rewrite my "The year is 2028" SFO speculative fiction, namely because Elon Musk is no longer DOGE Lord. This is a failure on my part as a speculative writer. However with a few adjustments I believe I can write something more ludicrous at least, and possibly more historically plausible. Look forward to that, guys!
 
Looking back on this post after the LA Mexican riots and his Tweet here has aged even worse, nay, it has gone beyond rigor mortis; the earthworms have consumed all flesh left on the remains of this body.

As well, I may have to rewrite my "The year is 2028" SFO speculative fiction, namely because Elon Musk is no longer DOGE Lord. This is a failure on my part as a speculative writer. However with a few adjustments I believe I can write something more ludicrous at least, and possibly more historically plausible. Look forward to that, guys!
Last I saw some rioters were shooting actual guns at police. The way things are escalating, it's only a matter of time before it becomes a non-hyperbolic warzone. Despite that, I predict Dev will reluctantly admit the violence is worse, but claim J6 is still worse overall because "trying to steal an election" is more egregious than "defending due process for illegals".
 
Last I saw some rioters were shooting actual guns at police. The way things are escalating, it's only a matter of time before it becomes a non-hyperbolic warzone. Despite that, I predict Dev will reluctantly admit the violence is worse, but claim J6 is still worse overall because "trying to steal an election" is more egregious than "defending due process for illegals".
There is not a crime the left could commit that dev wouldn't excuse by claiming Jan 6th was worse. You could have a mob of randos and dems run a rape train on a hand full of girls, every rapist screaming "I am left wing and the left wing loves rape," and he'd still try to find a way to try to make Jan 6th be the worse event.
 
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