Did Cole Get Married?

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Thoughts? no shit is too minor!
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That's true, but you can get damn close.

Good work on the find though. Cole has a bit of an ego but otherwise he's a pretty normal guy, have to commend him for escaping the black hole that is Barb.
 
I really hope any JULAYfags don't find that video.
 
Tying the knot after six years (minimum), it seems.
 
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True for Cole at least.
 
I've deleted a fair number of posts regarding a disruptive comment. Please try not to outright a-log Cole, thanks.
 
Was that Chris using sarcasm? Did cole not invite them because he knew it would be a trainwreck if they came? <3
 
He didn't find out through the letter, he found out through this forum ~~
 
That makes more sense.

Still wouldn't be surprised if they let the mail sit and fester for months before finally getting around to it, though.
 
Oh I get that, I'm talking mail in general, now.

Off-topic, my mom just walked behind me, pointed at your avatar, and said, "he looks familiar."
 
removed the video from the initial post too. people don't need to be dicks to cole
 
So I guess this is wife #2 for cole? Remember in one email he told Chris that barb wouldn't tell him who is real father was the night before his wedding?

After lying to me about the identity of my father, Barbara refused to come clean and disclose the truth on the eve on my wedding. This might not sound much to you, but I assure you that I spent 15 years attempting to track down my real father with no help from the one person who could clear the air with a few words, your mother.
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That long email that cole sent Chris was so strange--I guess cole didn't know that Chris can't wrap his brain around long emails.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Was that Chris using sarcasm? Did cole not invite them because he knew it would be a trainwreck if they came? <3
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He wouldn't invite them because they offer his life nothing but misery and trouble.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
sparklemilhouse said:
Was that Chris using sarcasm? Did cole not invite them because he knew it would be a trainwreck if they came? <3
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He wouldn't invite them because they offer his life nothing but misery and trouble.
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"Cole, honey, what is that yellow thing your sister is drawing on our cake?"
 
Cole ya sumbitch, how dare you have another woman in your life besides Mommy! She's probably one of them trolls Chrissan goes on about all the time during our cuddles, which he so loves, as he's a good son
*Audible Stress sigh*
Now you come home right now Cole, Mommy has a surprise fer ya! You git yer own room seeing as Chrissan doesn't use his anymore.
*Cue tardrage and the day is ruined by a transvestite throwing a fliddy*

Sounds like a wonderful day(!)
 
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