Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[BScCollateral]

Haha Harley the chirping rage ape. He's currently in an assisted care group home and is arguably doing better than Chris.

On the bright side, he probably didn't give away several thousand dollars.

Then again, replacing all that drywall is probably going to hit that pretty soon.

 

[Guardsman42]

Real autism is this.

Chris isn't that.

What Chris is is a complete asshole.

There is a reason group care facilities are flooded with people suffering severe autism. Most families dump them on the state or professional providers when they turn 18.

Alot of them also are never visited by their families again. In alot of ways when I think of this, and how sad that is. Chris can fuck right off. He isn't dumped onto the state, and surrounded by people he has no choice in seeing. He's just a fat lazy slob.

 

[Julias_Seizure]

Is he doing some kind of drugs? He can't be for real, this is getting too autistic even for Chris

I doubt it. Can you picture Chris even attempting to buy drugs? I could see it going very badly for him when he has a freak out on Facebook about his meth not being blue and name dropping the dealer

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I doubt it. Can you picture Chris even attempting to buy drugs? I could see it going very badly for him when he has a freak out on Facebook about his meth not being blue and name dropping the dealer

he’s been buying weed from some troon.

 

[Julias_Seizure]

In fairness, any decent opinion poll carried out with a nice sample size would likely return at least 40% of normie respondents reporting utter disgust with Chris.

I'm still fascinated by this concept of everyone's OCs coming to life. I wonder what would happen if another idea troll pointed him in the direction of the SCP Foundation wiki. I'd think he'd immediately take that shit at face value as real due to its clinical and "scientific" tone. I'd love to see Chris's response to the thought of eldritch abominations rampaging around and munching on Sonichus and Ponies. Or maybe he'd just say "Mhmhmmmmm, no, pony CPU goddess powers always win."

now I really just want to send him a picture of SCP-096 with a link to the story. I can just picture him losing his shit when he reads what happens to anyone who sees a picture of it.

he’s been buying weed from some troon.

What? Didn't see that coming. To be fair though they're probably just charging him like 20$ per gram of parsley since he wouldn't know the difference lol

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's basically just aspergers.

Aspies don't have severe language deficits early on life. Also, they don't have retard IQs. If Chris were an aspie, he would still be a raging homophobe.

 

[Garfieldchu]

So why is Chris hanging out with teenagers in the first place?

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

So why is Chris hanging out with teenagers in the first place?

It might have something to do with his "social skills" being on par with people half his age. I think on the Cwiki it was said by a doctor (or Bob) that Chris is pretty developmentally stunted in terms of socializing with his peers and that he feels more comfortable socializing with people half his age.

 

[Kylie Raina]

Hes gonna be disappointed af when these so-called “dimensions” dont merge and hes prolly gonna have an existential crisis over it. That or move on to more random trivial things to get angry about.



DON’T CALL ANYBODY!

 

[Marvin]

Aspies don't have severe language deficits early on life. Also, they don't have exceptional individual IQs. If Chris were an aspie, he would still be a raging homophobe.

Chris doesn't have a retarded IQ. Fair point about the language deficits though.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It might have something to do with his "social skills" being on par with people half his age. I think on the Cwiki it was said by a doctor (or Bob) that Chris is pretty developmentally stunted in terms of socializing with his peers and that he feels more comfortable socializing with people half his age.

I don't even think he's on par with teenagers. They're pretty snappy and don't shit themselves on a regular basis.

Chris doesn't have a exceptional IQ. Fair point about the language deficits though.

Chris is basically a mouth breather, who can't learn from his mistakes. I doubt his IQ is above 70. His greatest achievement is closing his mouth during a rainstorm to avoid drowning.

 

[Marvin]

Chris is basically a mouth breather, who can't learn from his mistakes. I doubt his IQ is above 70. His greatest achievement is closing his mouth during a rainstorm to avoid drowning.

IQ tests are more tightly limited to simple logic puzzles. The types of things having a functional IQ are useful for, Chris can generally do without trouble. He can operate software, even more complicated software. He can get around. He can follow directions. He can infer things given existing premises, etc. He's most likely around 90.

But IQ is not very useful in the real world, especially when you don't have a real job. All the things Chris fucks up in life are a result of him having shitty soft skills, like talking to people without telling them about your insane pony fantasies, or understanding the concept of other people having different perspectives than he does.

 

[White bubblegum]

That's quite unfair to say they did it only out of pity. You forgot the money.

I thought it was another friend of Chris who got paid to hang out with him?

It might have something to do with his "social skills" being on par with people half his age. I think on the Cwiki it was said by a doctor (or Bob) that Chris is pretty developmentally stunted in terms of socializing with his peers and that he feels more comfortable socializing with people half his age.

His social skills are definitely not on the level of a (normal) teenagers. Troon potheads are probably the only ones who would tolerate him.

 

[Mason Verger]

I thought it was another friend of Chris who got paid to hang out with him?

Yeah, that was Sarah Hammer IIRC, back in grade school for what was basically babysitting. Making sure he didn't wander away from the bus stop and stuff.

The highschool galpals were basically just "nice girls club" that likely took pity on Chris.

 

[Marvin]

The highschool galpals were basically just "nice girls club" that likely took pity on Chris.

I think we have reason to believe there was some kind of arrangement between Bob and the school to set them up with Chris. It might've been for community service or something. Or possibly just pity.

At least that's what Barb told Chris.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

It's hard for someone who casually mentions their incontinence to make cash-free friends I suppose.

 

[BuffLariat]

Is Chris even remotely in contact with anybody from his HS days or have they all moved on to live successful adult lives?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Is Chris even remotely in contact with anybody from his HS days or have they all moved on to live successful adult lives?

Nope. A few years back he added a bunch of his old gal-pals on Facebook, but one of the girls (supposedly it was a troll impersonating her, but who knows) claimed they'd only been friends with him out of pity, which caused him to chimp out. Several of them also stumbled across some of his more deviant doings and posted them to Facebook, and they all went "lol, eww, that's gross." As far as I'm aware, there hasn't been any interaction since.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

IQ tests are more tightly limited to simple logic puzzles. The types of things having a functional IQ are useful for, Chris can generally do without trouble. He can operate software, even more complicated software. He can get around. He can follow directions. He can infer things given existing premises, etc. He's most likely around 90.

But IQ is not very useful in the real world, especially when you don't have a real job. All the things Chris fucks up in life are a result of him having shitty soft skills, like talking to people without telling them about your insane pony fantasies, or understanding the concept of other people having different perspectives than he does.

I believe Chris is certifiably retarded and insane. 85 is low normal.
Chris has severe face blindness and hypotonia, which means that his brain and nervous system are fucked up. Chris really can't speak and express coherent thoughts that often. Although he is not retarded enough to be strapped in a chair for the rest of the life, he's still pretty retarded. Intellectual disabilities are highly comorbid with people who have Chris' level of autism. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a combination of several different learning disorders

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Please nobody tell him that Spongebob's creator died. I can't handle more of his cringy merge tweets.