Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

[RustyNail(her)]

If she's basically just court appointed I doubt she'll have much she can do. He probably doesn't want to be there. She might have other patients that actually recognize that they're fucked and want to get better.

Pretty much this. They probably see 6 or more patients a day. Hell they probably have more to do dealing with Bryan Silva than Chris. While I am surprised Chris is talking to them about the Merge, unless he's lying, Chris has no want to be better or think differently. He obviously brings nothing back from the sessions and I'm sure the professional just doodles as Chris blabbers on about meeting Doug Funnie and is only listening for key words like "gun" or "suicide".

 

[Marvin]

I'd like to be optimistic and believe that Chris may pull a 180 when it becomes clear the merge isn't happening. He did the same thing when he sliced open his taint; saying that it was all a ruse ("Hey trolls. Gotcha! That photo was a fake. I have no wound down there... To clarify the photo was a hoax.")

Hopefully he still has enough of a grip on reality that he'll back down... I'm not sure what other choices he has other than to delay the date non-stop.

No, that's the thing, he said publicly it was a ruse to avoid bringing the heat down on him. But he still honestly believes he's got a vagina under there somewhere, if only he could activate it.

I don't know. My bet is one of two things. Either he'll do what he's done lots of times and just forget this entire thing and refuse to talk about it much, or he'll completely flip and the fireworks will begin. When life isn't what he hopes it to be how can he adjust other than in the past ways he's dealt with things? What tools are in his psychological box? It's not like we've seen any real positive growth from him.

I think this belief is with him for the long haul. It's one more crazy belief that he'll hold onto forever, like his tranny shit or how he's got magic powers and can curse people. He's believed he had the power to curse people for a decade+ now.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

There were some girls he met at the card game place. They hang out IRL sometimes, see movies, etc. Chris has hung out at their houses a few times.

There are definitely people on twitter playing along with this because they think Chris will then PM them saying "OMG SONIC, let's be friends!" and they can get an in as the next trolling saga.

Basically this thread. Chris' PMs and email is just constantly full of speds pretending to be girls or sonichu or whatever. It has a ridiculously low response rate, let alone success rate but people keep doing it.

I'm honestly amazed to hear they are not only women, but he's managed to stay friends with women at all.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

what she expected when she took the job

Of course Chris goes to a female psychologist.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Knowing Chris, this topic will probably remain relevant for years to come.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

I'm honestly amazed to hear they are not only women, but he's managed to stay friends with women at all.

Well they're obviously some trolls pretending to be his friends, right? Come to think about it, did Chris ever have any genuine friends in his life who weren't simply hanging out with him cause they wanted something?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Well they're obviously some trolls pretending to be his friends, right? Come to think about it, did Chris ever have any genuine friends in his life who weren't simply hanging out with him cause they wanted something?

There's nothing that indicates they're trolls. Chris has known them for a couple years. They're friends with him because they have interests like Pokemon in common.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

There's nothing that indicates they're trolls. Chris has known them for a couple years. They're friends with him because they have interests like Pokemon in common.

And they feel sorry for/obligated to listen to for what is clearly a delusional tranny.

 

[Marvin]

And they feel sorry for/obligated to listen to for what is clearly a delusional tranny.

I think you overestimate nerdery. They legit seem to be friends.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

They are most likely playing some form of Dungeons and Dragons.

Its really simple to take the concept of Dungeons and Dragons and insert any franchise you want in lieu of the medieval fantasy stuff.

Remember that Pokemon fanfic I did? That's how that whole thing happened.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The symptoms he's described aren't necessarily indicative of a serious health problem. I think, at the very least, he's experiencing headaches and deja vu.

The headache thing isn't exclusive to the Merge - he's always complained of headaches stemming from his autism. As for the Deja Vu, two explanations for people experiencing it are lack of concentration and not getting enough sleep, both of which can fool the brain into thinking it's experienced something before. Chris meditating about the Merge for too long would line up with that, and dwelling on it could also exacerbate his headaches.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris has Deja Vu because he has no life, so of course he will experience similar moments many times.

Like how many times can Sylvia come into his room?

 

[Mr. 0]

He's believed he had the power to curse people for a decade+ now.

He's had a lot of practice cursing himself, starting from when he tried it on Mary Lee Walsh and it backfired, getting him kicked out of PVCC.

Of course, her name is now associated with him so maybe on some level it did work.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

People trying to say Chris’ merge feelings are diabetes, withdrawal from meds, and seizures... come on. Really?

Chris thinks Patti’s doghouse was a literal ton. And he could lift it. Chris is shuffling around the house and then getting static shocked when he touches metal. Just like the doghouse... the static shock is millions of volts that he’s enduring.

His body issues are likely just poor health. His eating habits and sleeping habits are jank.

Him seeing shit isn’t even new. He tried to pretend Sonichu was with him in his college fight with MLW.

Chris is expecting a single magical day to fix all his problems and I imagine it's stressing him out that it hasn't occurred yet. The end of the year was more of a deadline than a prediction date so it would make sense if Chris gets a bit more frustrated with each day where the merge doesn't happen/finish/whatever. He's probably having panic attacks.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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The only reason he's saying this is because his own 'personal' portal to pony shit is in Maryland - it's called 'Bronycon'.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I think it's much more likely Chris just has untreated diabetes and is suffering neuropathy. The tingling and electrical sensations are nerves spontaneously firing due to damage.

Or, maybe Chris is just a delusional idiot, or he might be having a stroke.

 

[johnny5150]

our favorite Internet Aristocrat mister metokur had a stream about chris and the merge.
(Sunday funday stream that aired 12/16/1

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Since Metokur is aspiring to be a cartoon himself, I don't blame him for covering the Merge.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Anonnymush]

His mentioning of "truesight" seems like that's gonna be his backup plan once the year ends and people start telling him it doesn't exist.

"Y'all just haven't opened your third eye, among which"