Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Vyse Inglebard]

Oh hai bootleg Linguini!

 

[SpiderBitch]

And no, the full song isn't much better. If anything, it's even more awkward and lame.

Usually im a hater of generic disney face, but the main character (already forgot her name) and that girl on the far right are the only ones that dont look inherently goofy and modern af, its giving sofia the first background characters.
It almost looks like a parody of diverse casts with the manlet and the chubby asian with ugly hair, glasses AND a crutch.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

According to Kevin Feige Scorcese criticizing the MCU has racist undertones because they made Black Panther and that makes the MCU socially valuable, never mind Scorcese's interest in restoring and preserving African films. Obviously Black Panther is more important.

Can you believe Marvelfags are still salty over Marty’s comments?

Like, he’s still living rent-free in their hands while he has the do-whatever-the-fuck-you-want card.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Specially when it was the only comic book based movies that didn't generate copious amounts of second hand embarrassment in it's heyday.

iirc it's one of the things that's credited with getting people open-minded again about cape movies in a post-Batman & Robin world

e chubby asian with ugly hair, glasses AND a crutch.

she in particular looks like those AI fake Pixar posters

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Can we keep the Marvel talk in the Marvel thread? I know there's a lot of overlap in the company but I'm here to dramafag out about specifically Disney bullshit.

Having said that...

And no, the full song isn't much better. If anything, it's even more awkward and lame.

Usually im a hater of generic disney face, but the main character (already forgot her name) and that girl on the far right are the only ones that dont look inherently goofy and modern af, its giving sofia the first background characters.
It almost looks like a parody of diverse casts with the manlet and the chubby asian with ugly hair, glasses AND a crutch.

What the hell is this Burger King Kid's Club youth gang Asha's running with? Too many characters! Follow your own rules, Disney! This is the cast of a Disney animated musical:

• Hero
• Parent
• Mentor
• 1-2 comedic, nonhuman sidekicks
• Love interest
• Love interest's sidekick(s)
• Villain
• Villain's sidekick(s)

That's it! That's your cast! Everyone else is just the chorus!

 

[Michael Wade]

Kingdom Hearts did the whole multiverse thing (Because let's be real here, in reality each world is its own entire universe) better than any of the new capeshit, if only the series could be allowed to have a T or higher rating and the heartless could end up resembling lower todash or warp demons.

I'll bet you money the next one will get a T.

I pray that Disney is in too bad of a position to add any of the really esg fueled crap come KHV.

It's not fucking happening. I'm pretty sure Square/Nomura gets final say and they've cancelled a fair amount of shit not in their wheelhouse.

First kh 1 Animated series got cancelled ( actually looked pretty good, but it's for the best that they didn't give the mouse an in to screw it up later)

Scholastic tried to make a book on Riku that got cancelled.

A mobile game called fragmented keys got pretty far along on the conception stage with art but it looked like it wasn't going to have much substance so.... Cancelled.

Not to mention the supposed Disney plus series nobody has said a dam word on recently.

I'm fairly certain both sides need to agree to get anything done, and square doesn't let shit that isn't managed in house out. I believe that's why sora isn't promoted in Disney land and everywhere else.

For better or worse they actually give a shit about EVERY piece of media in KH. Aka no cash grab mobile game is going to come out without a meaningful plot. It's why Disney keeps trying and failing to make shitty alternatives to kh that don't stick. (Aside from that one Japanese game that makes all the villains pretty boys for women ironically)




I've also noticed a slow minimizing trend of Disney stuff in favor of original characters. Can't say I blame them. Square used to have freedom to do whatever in the early days but at least since kh3 they have to get more oversight and back and forth between various studio heads. Made doing toy story and big hero 6 content a huge pain in the ass that took years.

 

[neverendingmidi]

And no, the full song isn't much better. If anything, it's even more awkward and lame.

Usually im a hater of generic disney face, but the main character (already forgot her name) and that girl on the far right are the only ones that dont look inherently goofy and modern af, its giving sofia the first background characters.
It almost looks like a parody of diverse casts with the manlet and the chubby asian with ugly hair, glasses AND a crutch.

Good lord that is some awkward lyrics they've got there...

I mean Frozen is definitely not my favorite movie, but "Let It Go" is catchy with a great chorus kids can sing along to. This is so staccato and complicated. No five year old is following this. I got a minute in and never heard a good melody. Back beat maybe, ish... but the song itself didn't even have a strong beat to it.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

@Michael Wade So why do you think the series could finally be getting the T rating? Are we finally getting todash heartless?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

@Michael Wade So why do you think the series could finally be getting the T rating? Are we finally getting todash heartless?

Vong

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Vong

This would be just perfect, if I wasn't dreaming right now. Let Sora experience TRUE war and let the Vong get completely surprised by magic actually affecting them, as it is seperate from the force.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

And no, the full song isn't much better. If anything, it's even more awkward and lame.

Usually im a hater of generic disney face, but the main character (already forgot her name) and that girl on the far right are the only ones that dont look inherently goofy and modern af, its giving sofia the first background characters.
It almost looks like a parody of diverse casts with the manlet and the chubby asian with ugly hair, glasses AND a crutch.

Here I thought they were the new diverse magical characters from the Remake of Snow white.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Here I thought they were the new diverse magical characters from the Remake of Snow white.

The one on the far right is the only one that I would even consider dating.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

The one on the far right is the only one that I would even consider dating.

she's no Coal Black, but would

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The Wish characters look so boring omg. They look like background characters.

 

[Michael Wade]

@Michael Wade So why do you think the series could finally be getting the T rating? Are we finally getting todash heartless?

They've been pushing the envelope more then usual ever sense 3. I don't think it will go full grimdark, but the last mobile game dark road showed the origin story of the 1st big bad and had him survive a keybade mass shooting.

Not to mention a bigger focus on darkness as a formless evil that one man will manipulate and sacrifice anything and anyone to destroy

Master of masters is gonna make this a T. I just know it. The whole laid back attitude is a farce to get people to trust him as he sets them against each other. When his real personality comes out all bets are off.

Yeah it's amazing how this makes modern Disney villains look like crap.

This would be just perfect, if I wasn't dreaming right now. Let Sora experience TRUE war and let the Vong get completely surprised by magic actually affecting them, as it is seperate from the force.

You boys are dreaming good dreams. Nah it's just gonna be return of the Jedi. Count your lucky stars they won't have rey.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

They've been pushing the envelope more then usual ever sense 3. I don't think it will go full grimdark, but the last mobile game dark road showed the origin story of the 1st big bad and had him survive a keybade mass shooting.

Not to mention a bigger focus on darkness as a formless evil that one man will manipulate and sacrifice anything and anyone to destroy

Master of masters is gonna make this a T. I just know it. The whole laid back attitude is a farce to get people to trust him as he sets them against each other. When his real personality comes out all bets are off.

Yeah it's amazing how this makes modern Disney villains look like crap.


You boys are dreaming good dreams. Nah it's just gonna be return of the Jedi. Count your lucky stars they won't have rey.

If Square plays this right, The Master of Masters would make a perfect antichrist villain, and I will go postal if fucking Rey is there.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

The Wish characters look so boring omg. They look like background characters.

Oh God, that would make sense as to why these characters are so uninspiring and forgettable. In an attempt to be quirky and suBVerSIvE, they thought bringing in background characters to be the protagonists in a fairy tale of their own was smart writing. 'Cause that worked so well for Happily N'Ever After.

 

[Mac Monster]

The one on the far right is the only one that I would even consider dating.

She is the only one that doesn't look like a tumblr reject. Every time Disney tries to break away from their "style" they end up making their characters look hideous. Perhaps that's why we keep seeing the same Disney face over and over again.

 

[madethistocomment]

Good lord that is some awkward lyrics they've got there...

I mean Frozen is definitely not my favorite movie, but "Let It Go" is catchy with a great chorus kids can sing along to. This is so staccato and complicated. No five year old is following this. I got a minute in and never heard a good melody. Back beat maybe, ish... but the song itself didn't even have a strong beat to it.

It's because they hired a nepotee radio pop songwriter who's trying and failing to ape Lin Manuel Miranda. Why they didn't just get his ass back in the studio is beyond me- his music might be samey, but all of the songs that he's written for Disney have at the very least been competent and pleasant to listen to. If they couldn't get him in, they should have just poached a talented composer off of Broadway. It'd be more fitting for a movie that's allegedly a love letter to classic Disney which was ALL about the fancy showtunes-esque music, and most Broadway composers would absolutely jump at the chance to do music for Disney since it'd bring a massive amount of attention to their name.

 

[starborn427614]

It's because they hired a nepotee radio pop songwriter who's trying and failing to ape Lin Manuel Miranda. Why they didn't just get his ass back in the studio is beyond me- his music might be samey, but all of the songs that he's written for Disney have at the very least been competent and pleasant to listen to. If they couldn't get him in, they should have just poached a talented composer off of Broadway. It'd be more fitting for a movie that's allegedly a love letter to classic Disney which was ALL about the fancy showtunes-esque music, and most Broadway composers would absolutely jump at the chance to do music for Disney since it'd bring a massive amount of attention to their name.

Why isn't Alan Menken involved with the project? The guy wrote for the majority of the renaissance period of films, you'd think they'd throw money at him for at least a song or two.