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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,578
Puff said:
Do they have corkscrew penises like ducks? I feel that's important to make the call.
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Ducks are promiscuous, rapey bastards and their genitalia reflect that. Swans mate for life so copulation is consensual and is apparently a stunning act to witness. Therefore I would assume swan penises are not terrifying like the duck and goose penises are (though geese penises aren't corkscrew). National Geographic has an article about bird genitalia evolution lol.

Anyhoo, Donald Duck canonically is rapey to Daisy every night and the bitch loves it and you can't prove to me otherwise.
 
XYZpdq said:
greek girls fuck swans
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Going by Greek Mythology only one Greek girl got fucked by a swan. Which happens to be Zeus in another of his shape-shifted forms. I don't recall any Greek myths girls getting fucked by any dogs. Centaurs and satyrs are present so it can count as Greek girls fucked by horses and goats.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Shut the fuck up. Just…shut the fuck up.
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Dammit, I only predicted a live action version of this movie as a joke :c

So no James Woods and no Rip Torn (RIP). Now will my other predictions for this "more modern spin" come true: Tess Thompson as a more feminist Megara (and the cartoon version was quite empowered) and Chris Hemsworth as his recent Thor portrayals but it's Hercules.
 
The Nothingness said:
Chris Hemsworth as his recent Thor portrayals but it's Hercules.
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Anthony Russo (born February 3, 1970) and Joseph Russo (born July 18, 1971), collectively known as the Russo brothers, are American directors, producers, and screenwriters. They are best known for directing four films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU): Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014), Captain America: Civil War (2016), Avengers: Infinity War (2018), and Avengers: Endgame (2019).
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You might not be that far off.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Ducks are promiscuous, rapey bastards and their genitalia reflect that. Swans mate for life so copulation is consensual and is apparently a stunning act to witness. Therefore I would assume swan penises are not terrifying like the duck and goose penises are (though geese penises aren't corkscrew). National Geographic has an article about bird genitalia evolution lol.

Anyhoo, Donald Duck canonically is rapey to Daisy every night and the bitch loves it and you can't prove to me otherwise.
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Thanks for the swan porn!
 
_SnailTrailsForElSniglet_ said:
Thanks for the swan porn!
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The Nothingness said:
So no James Woods and no Rip Torn (RIP).
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Well it's obvious why no rip torn, being.... Dead and all. But James woods was pretty much given the boot by the Hollywood leftist elites after he expressed conservative views. Same thing happened with Tim Allen, it's one reason he's not voicing Buzz Lightyear so much anymore. (the other being the hacks who made Lightyear think he's "too old" so they got Hemsworth to replace him thinking it would resonate with audiences better.)
 
Steamboat_Bill said:
Did he tell you about the animator who showed up to the wrap party in a Kimba fursuit?
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No, not at all. He probably blocked it from his memory and I wouldn't blame him.
InsolentGaylord said:
Why is YMS claiming Kimba didn't influence Lion King when it's very obvious, with Broderick's remarks and the guy cactus knew admitting they used Kimba as reference, that it pretty much did?
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Because he has such a hard on for Scar. My teacher's name was Ken and I can't remember his last name, it was Japanese (he was born in the US though), but if you watch that documentary on the making of the Lion King, he's in it for a couple of seconds sharpening his pencil.
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I believe Broderick was brought up in the video, but YMS was mostly doing the video to debunk all the popular claims and misinformation. After going through everything Kimba had to offer, he didn't write off the possibility of coincidence or that Disney might've taken influence (intentionally or not), but he doesn't believe Disney outright stole from Kimba, even though their comments on the matter have always been pretty suspicious. The 1997 movie being used as visual reference in all the videos talking about it was misleading if not deceptive, that was what he was mostly getting at.
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Before Tezuka died, they were in talks to work on a movie together, possibly a Kimba one.
GenociderSyo said:
A thrift store IG found one of the old 1986 recalled little mermaid posters. These posters/original art were recalled because the guy that made it put a giant dick into the architecture on purpose.
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From what I read awhile ago, so I don't have the source, the guy who drew it was in a hurry, so he didn't notice he did it.
 
Toolbox said:
The original hercules was already adapting ancient myths into a consumerist vegas style world, I shudder to think how that would be extrapolated on by today's writers.
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Whats the point when James Woods is not Hades? We already know he won't be in it, because he has the wrong opinions.

The movie will suck eitherway, but if James Woods would play Hades, we would get atleast a laugh or two.
 
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