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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,578
Vyse Inglebard said:
Have you noticed anything....different? That's right, they're riding a tricycle, not a car. Stitch can commandeer a kids' tricycle, and make it reach speeds that would make a Harley-Davidson blush. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY, AND IT GIVES US AN INSIGHT AS TO HOW POWERFUL STITCH REALLY IS. Make it a car, and you go, "of course he can commandeer a car, not that different from the spaceships he drove". It loses its impact.
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This further adds to why these live action movies such ape nuts. You just can’t accomplish shit in live action that can only be done in animation, and vice-versa sometimes.
 
Journalist National Geographic leaked that she and other journalists were fired by Disney orders because they refused to run less damage control for Biden's administration during the pullout of Afghanistan. Disney is also directly responsible for doxxing half the afghan translators in a city by a combination of not hiding their faces in documentary footage and leaving behind physical lists of known afghans who worked with US and NATO forces for the Taliban to find.
 
6MillionCoofs said:
Hilarious. And painful.
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Basic Blond Boy said:
So did no one post it:
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Guess THQ Nordic needed to move onto a new IP after SpongeBob Cosmic Shake supposedly bombed. Game looks good and it is always nice to see Oswald again. Also nice to see a ‘dark’ Disney product. Hopefully it does well and Disney will consider continuing.
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How did it bomb? Was it because nobody was reviewing it since there was nothing woke or offensive about it? You think every gaming channel would be on board for playing a babby game like this especially since it's pretty much a spiritual successor to BFBB. What went wrong for real.
 
Shekelslovakia said:
How did it bomb? Was it because nobody was reviewing it since there was nothing woke or offensive about it? You think every gaming channel would be on board for playing a babby game like this especially since it's pretty much a spiritual successor to BFBB. What went wrong for real.
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I think it was a Crash 4 situation where people were there for the nostalgia of the remakes, but come an actual new game, everyone is a no show. That, plus good will burnt as BFBB had many technical issues (especially on Switch) and the economy is not doing great.

I got info from this video originally:

Nickelodeon games in general were rough last year. Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl 2 may also be a bomb as the sales were significantly less than the previous.
 
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quaawaa said:
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If that is how they interpret it then they are fucking doomed. People don't want political messages to interrupt their Disney escapist fantasy at the theaters PERIOD!!

Its merely more distasteful to have the message be one that aims to shit all over regular people to promote crazy ideologies crafted from the untalented boiled assholes of Hollywood and corporate elite millionaires. Fucking morons.
 
Activists really are buttmad people aren't liking their schlock. They're realizing too little, too late that money talks, but the talking points of that money is going over their heads. Paying YouTube shills is not working. Paying for all the marketing in the world is not working. Raising prices at the parks is not working. Buying up everything to form a monopoly so they can win every Academy Award is not working. Hiring newcomers who don't want to actually put in the work is not working. Nothing they're doing is working, because they don't realize or want to admit that they have nothing to give to a dwindling audience that is not outright hatred for the common denominator.

Make good entertainment or die. That is literally the ultimatum all of these studios have to abide by. They used to coast off of the average customer going to a random movie out of boredom or because Roger Ebert said so before the Internet. That is impossible to do now, and they're not adapting to the times as fast as they should. And those who were on top of everything tended to get shot down by the big guys because the industry giants fucking hate the little people, the indie filmmaker just trying to get their foot in the door. You think the people behind The Life of Pi ever got their due diligence years after the fact? The movie winning Oscars wasn't enough to elevate them to stardom and prosperity because they weren't part of the clique.

Just entertain us or fuck off.
 
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Random Disney executive, if that is the case, why are Studio Ghibli's films (which you used to distribute, by the way) still widely praised to this day, despite the fact that almost all of them have female leads? Why are Alien and Aliens still widely celebrated, despite the fact that they had a female protagonist? Why are Terminators 1 and 2 still widely praised despite the fact that a female is one of the main characters? Hell, we don't even have to go back that far.
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^these two are praised from all sides as some of the best that animation had to offer in the past decade, and they both had female leads.

The answer is simple: all of the above told compelling stories that just so happened to star female characters.

In other words:
Kari Kamiya said:
Just entertain us or fuck off.
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The only inaccurate part of it is, he wouldnt give'em Franzia. That's not how rich cunts operate. He'd give them one glass of the good shit, but it wouldn't be free. He'll say it's a gift, but the unspoken implication is that you're now indebted to him for life, just for receiving that "gift" from him. And you should feel blessed by God for having the privilege of even tasting his glory. You should be honored and grateful to be owned. They don't just want your ass. They want you to give it to them eagerly. They want you to placate the blasted, deathbedded scraps of their conscience. They want you to reassure them that stepping on you is the right thing to do, and they're perfect, and you're not worthy
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
So did no one post it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bIr2LK_65s0
Guess THQ Nordic needed to move onto a new IP after SpongeBob Cosmic Shake supposedly bombed. Game looks good and it is always nice to see Oswald again. Also nice to see a ‘dark’ Disney product. Hopefully it does well and Disney will consider continuing.
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How will this game control well without the Wii?
 
The thing about bread and circuses is it's supposed to distract the masses from the underhanded shit the government is doing. You don't put the ugly tranny corruption IN the fucking circuses, as no one will watch them AND everyone will know what degenerate fuckery you are up to.

Honestly, I'm an old fucker, I should be too tired to give a shit. I would've happily watched good, or even decent Marvel and Star Wars bullshit, and sat quietly by while you wrecked the country by injecting your fucking filth into everything EXCEPT entertainment. Instead, I'm doing everything in my (admittedly very limited) power to fucking stop you. And apparently there are millions just like me.

You should've spent more time studying your Suetonius, and a little less time huffing your own farts.
 
I was babysitting my 3 year old nephew yesterday. He's never watched Mary Poppins before, so I turned it on for him. That movie is still magic to me. My nephew loved it too, and was engrossed by it. It's a movie where you can tell the people made it because they had a passion for it and wanted to share that passion with the audience. Disney used to be great because they knew how to make magic seem like it was real. You can't do that when you put bizarre politics first like they have been for the past decade or so.
 
Battlefield2142EU said:
What’s sad. It’s more deserving of attention than Justice league kills the suicide squad. It plays like what playstation all stars battle Royal should’ve been.
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The dev team screwed themselves with much of the roster picks. Having a roster where Jerald and Gertie got in over Arnold or Helga, Azula over Zuko (till DLC) and Ember over any of Danny’s more prominent villains screwed most of the appeal. Did not help that tons of better characters were part of the previous title but not this one.

Also, a former dev was going schizo on Twitter about how consumers should not support the game because muh Palestine. Thaddeus was the main source of info on both projects (though I guess he got layed off in September), so his sperging probably did some damage.
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starborn427614 said:
The joycons have gyro as well as pointer controls IIRC, should be fine for the most part.
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It is multi-plat, so the controls will have to change for PS4, XBOX and Steam.
 
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