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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,088 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,578
Battlefield2142EU said:
Should Sony spider-man movies be counted as Disney news?
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Oh my god "Madame Web" is awful. Stronk wamen aside, the wikipedia plot summary reads like something a teenage girl trying to be a "serious writer" would write after reading a Stephen King book. (Surprisingly all three writers are male, one a gay shitskin and two white (((?))) men also responsible for Morbius.) Nothing cool nothing superherouc happens in the movie.
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This is a bad poster! Who are all these people? They look like "sexy" asshole HR chick, nasty seductress / drug dealer, conscientious black lady (played by a they/them pooner), and "some guy" (police officer or gang enforcer).
But the lady in the center is attractive, they could've made her a biker chick or female Snake Plissken and not made much money but have crowds of lesbians demanding a sequel every comc convention. (Also, troons would declare her a troon.)

But what do they do? They leave her BLIND and PARAPHLEGIC at the end of the movie. WHY? Women would only accept a blind and paraphlegic heroine at the end of some tearjerker romance (where her love interest cares for her) or a "serious", preferably based on a true story, Oscar bait thing. What are they going to do with an action movie protagonist who's disqualified from being an action movie protagonist?

And yet this thing beat a Henry Cavill movie in whose trailer a guy (who may be Henry Cavill, I'm face-blind) throws a cat from a building. What a splendid way to market to women, everyone knows women hate cats and no man in history ever got himself a tinder date fluffing up a cat in his profile photo. This is replicant behavior. Writers and marketers aren't human, they should not have human rights.

Molly White's Breast Milk said:
This can be traced back to a Facebook poll that one of the comic companies did that told them that ~50% of comic book readers were women.
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This faggot?
1. It includes web comics.
2. It includes mango.
3. It considers comic readers (well, "Facebook fans") but not comic sales.
 
My god the artwork Disney is using to advertise Pixarfest on Pinterest is absolutely hideous. Also why are they using Turning Red to market it instead of dozens of other films and IP’s that are a lot more lauded and well-known??

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ShiftyBoi said:
Tbh I like Miles in Spiderverse.

I don't want to see Disney's flanderized Miles Morales tho. If every teenage girl character marvel produces is the same, I can only imagine how shitty they would make Mile.
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I'm largely indifferent to Morales, but I more meant that he has no business being in the '94 Spiderman Cartoon.
 
I just remembered, wasn't Primos supposed to air in January? Did Disney just tax write off that shit after how shit 2023 was?

If I jinx this and Disney dumps the show on Disney+ in 24 hours, you all have permission to call me the biggest niggest voodoo witch doctor in the World Wide Web.
 
Golly Bo-Bolly said:
I just remembered, wasn't Primos supposed to air in January? Did Disney just tax write off that shit after how shit 2023 was?

If I jinx this and Disney dumps the show on Disney+ in 24 hours, you all have permission to call me the biggest niggest voodoo witch doctor in the World Wide Web.
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God I was just wondering about Primos the other day. I haven’t heard a peep about it since it was universally lambasted on social media by Hispanics (for good reason, imo). I bet it was canned by Disney after they realized their target audience wasn’t going to watch that shit.
 
Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
Also why are they using Turning Red to market it instead of dozens of other films and IP’s that are a lot more lauded and well-known??
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Kari Kamiya said:
Because it's already globohomo beanmouth art in 3D, it transitions so easily into this shit.
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^this, plus those movies were made by ICKY STRAIGHT WHITE MALES!
Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
God I was just wondering about Primos the other day. I haven’t heard a peep about it since it was universally lambasted on social media by Hispanics (for good reason, imo). I bet it was canned by Disney after they realized their target audience wasn’t going to watch that shit.
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Worst part?
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They chose Primos over this. Pitch bible attached. Yeah it looks like every other bean mouth Disney show, but how sad is it that this is STILL an improvement over Primos?
 

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Was Primos that Latinx show where third generation Americans tried to tell impose their bitter interpretation of their grandparents Latino culture?
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
^this, plus those movies were made by ICKY STRAIGHT WHITE MALES!

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They chose Primos over this. Pitch bible attached. Yeah it looks like every other bean mouth Disney show, but how sad is it that this is STILL an improvement over Primos?
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Main character a fun ginger with animal friends instead of a whiny american latinx with danger glasses, discarded immediately

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Goblinos, with an obligated dangerhair sideshave thrown in too

Pretty much just knock off casagrandes which already wasnt good

Screenshot_20240306_173630_Chrome.jpg why is it balding
 
Speaking of Disney schlock no one remembers, does anyone remember that one live-action Disney+ movie called “Sneakerella” where it’s deadass a retelling of Cinderella where Cinderella is a Black guy who gets a magical pair of sneakers? It sounds like a comedy skit, but they actually made it.
 
Seafarer said:
Speaking of Disney schlock no one remembers, does anyone remember that one live-action Disney+ movie called “Sneakerella” where it’s deadass a retelling of Cinderella where Cinderella is a Black guy who gets a magical pair of sneakers? It sounds like a comedy skit, but they actually made it.
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All I remember is JLongbone's video of it and through it, I learned the lead actor was in the first half of the latest It adaptation.

 
Inside Out 2 full trailer is out, Looks like they are completely ignoring the ending of the first movie, where the emotions mix to make new ones, so that they can have these weird new ones instead. Probably also going to ignore the 'Riley's first date' short too, where she has a date with a boy, since can't help but feel like they are trying hard to make her into girls or something.
Also, do we really need yet another look at puberty etc after Turning Red?
 
Mao Hao Hao said:
Inside Out 2 full trailer is out, Looks like they are completely ignoring the ending of the first movie, where the emotions mix to make new ones, so that they can have these weird new ones instead. Probably also going to ignore the 'Riley's first date' short too, where she has a date with a boy, since can't help but feel like they are trying hard to make her into girls or something.
Also, do we really need yet another look at puberty etc after Turning Red?
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Not a single white friend spotted lmao, and since the boyfriend is gone they might lesbo her up with generic spicy latina no 73 or at least vaguely imply it
 
Mao Hao Hao said:
Inside Out 2 full trailer is out, Looks like they are completely ignoring the ending of the first movie, where the emotions mix to make new ones, so that they can have these weird new ones instead. Probably also going to ignore the 'Riley's first date' short too, where she has a date with a boy, since can't help but feel like they are trying hard to make her into girls or something.
Also, do we really need yet another look at puberty etc after Turning Red?
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This is so unbelievably cringy. Even as a kid this would have made me want to kill myself. "I'm penis! I'm cock!", is this shit for severely mentally dismantled toddlers? Also thirty thousand groids. I have a family member who is quite young and hates groids despite her mom being a liberal ass idiot, I don't think they're having the desired effect on kids.
 
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