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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.5%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,087 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,577
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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After the DISASTER that was The Acolyte Filoni and Favrou have taken over Lucasfilm HQ and locked Kathleen Kennedy out! Iger has bent the knee and agreed to fire Kennedy and allow Filoni complete control of Star Wars. His first movie will be a remake of the OT but include Ahsoka and Omega as major characters and his first streaming show will be Ahsoka seasons 2 through 25. Kennedy is FUMING and is currently under investigation for money laundering. We have WON the Lucasfilm civil war! I urge all my subscribers to buy a three subscription to D+ to show your support for Filoni!
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These parodies are hilarious, keep em coming!
It's sad though that he keeps up his clickbait ways. Wasted potential, he is :X
 
They are cracking down on fake DAS:
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I went to my local theater to see Inside Out 2 and I’m in the same boat as a lot of you, the film wasn’t white-hot garbage like Turning Red but it wasn’t better than the original Inside Out.
Basic Blond Boy said:
Hot Topic is just another “Nerd Store” now akin to Box Lunch.
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That’s been the case for a long while now, they’re both owned by the same company and use similar retail strategies to bring in customers (especially when it comes to promotions, Lunch Money and Hot Cash function in the exact same way). The only differences I see are the “style” of nerds they cater to (HT moved towards edgy nerds whilst BL moved towards “cutesy” nerds) and what ”need of the day” their charities they support (HT’s supports art programs, BL’s supports food programs, and both support LGBTQIA+ charities when they need some tax returns).
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They are cracking down on fake DAS:
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And yet they still don’t require some form of doctor’s notice/IEP to get it because of privacy and/or discrimination laws.
 
Archeops said:
I went to my local theater to see Inside Out 2 and I’m in the same boat as a lot of you, the film wasn’t white-hot garbage like Turning Red but it wasn’t better than the original Inside Out.
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This seems to be the major Disney pivot on the horizon. Milquetoast super safe middle of the road content that isn't as bad as the last five years, but nowhere near Disney's height.

Another example, Deadpool 3 is better than all of Phase 4 and 5 but is still easily the worst of the three Deadpool's by a significant margin.
 
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Captain America brave new world fixing to be marvel flash. Giancarlo Esposito plays a black hate monger and serpentine society being an analog Hamas, but secular rumors are going to be true, aren't they?
 
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Sorta Disney related news. A 47-year-old man has been charged after allegedly stealing over $600,000 worth of limited edition Bluey coins.
Police allege the man was an employee at a warehouse where the Australian Mint packages were being held before their release. Police says only 1,000 of the coins have been accounted for a most will now be in circulation.
 
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Sorta Disney related news. A 47-year-old man has been charged after allegedly stealing over $600,000 worth of limited edition Bluey coins.
Police allege the man was an employee at a warehouse where the Australian Mint packages were being held before their release. Police says only 1,000 of the coins have been accounted for a most will now be in circulation.
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The NSW Robbery and Serious Crime Squad launched an investigation under Strike Force Bandit. Bandit is the name of Bluey's father in the show.
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goddamn Clown World can be hilarious sometimes, true to its name
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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After the DISASTER that was The Acolyte Filoni and Favrou have taken over Lucasfilm HQ and locked Kathleen Kennedy out! Iger has bent the knee and agreed to fire Kennedy and allow Filoni complete control of Star Wars. His first movie will be a remake of the OT but include Ahsoka and Omega as major characters and his first streaming show will be Ahsoka seasons 2 through 25. Kennedy is FUMING and is currently under investigation for money laundering. We have WON the Lucasfilm civil war! I urge all my subscribers to buy a three subscription to D+ to show your support for Filoni!
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"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries Kathleen Kennedy has sat immobile as the CEO of Lucasfilm. She is the mistress of Star Wars by the will of Bob Iger and mistress of a million failed spin-offs by the might of her inexhaustible simps. She is a worthless DEI-hire writhing invisibly with power from the rootless cosmopolitan financiers. She is the Brand Killer of the vast House of Mouse for whom a thousand genitals are sacrificed every day so that the Force may truly be Female.

Yet even in her unprofitable state, Kennedy continues her eternal tampering. Mighty botnets cross the GRIDS-infested miasma of the internet, the only route between distant shills, their way lit by the Algorithm, the evergreen excuse for blatant censorship and search-steering. Vast armies shillpost in her name on uncounted comment sections. Greatest amongst her soydiers are the Adeptus Retardes, the Rotten Tomatoes reviewers, bio-engineered super-fuckwits. Their comrades in arms are legion: the mainstream media and countless urbanite bugmen, the ever-vigilant Anti-Defamation League and the Tech-bros of Silicon Valley to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to abominable writing from fans, autists, normies -- and far, far worse.

To be a man in such a company is to have the one remaining set of balls amongst the castrated billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most idiotic regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of canon and science, for so much has been censored, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of biology and reality, for in the grim dark future there is only poz. There is no talent amongst the writers, only an eternity of diversity and cancellation, and the laughter of thirsting bankers."
 
I caved and downloaded a telesync of the Deadpool movie. Oh yeah Dogpool is the star of that show. also telesync sucks
 
D23, basically Comic Con for Disney if you didn't know, is this weekend. Normally, I try to catch the Amusement park presentation because that's what I mostly care about and I want to see how they are going to continue to destroy EPCOT. Well this year, instead of being streamed to everyone on YouTube, it seems it will exclusively be streamed in fucking FORTNITE.

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I can not find any articles indicating if there will be a standard online stream, and some article say specifically that there will not be a standard online stream. What a bizarre partnership. They aren't even letting me be a weird Disney adult anymore, unless I download fortnite, of course. I'll have to find a twitch streamer streaming it on fortnite or something, or just watch it after.
 
So, sailed the seven seas and watched Inside Out 2. I loved the first one and heard 2 wasn't at least offensively bad, so gave it a go (90 minute runtime also helped).

Left the same impression as Incredibles 2. A rethread for the most part. Alright to pass some time but 0 staying power. The DIVERSITY was pretty blatant, I'm not going to say there doesn't exist a black ice hockey female trainer in the US, but something tells me you would have a very very very very hard time finding one. Double so for hijab wearing ice hockey player.

The pouchy joke which from the theater audio was the "hit of the film" didn't generate much of an impression. I did chuckle here and there but even now can't remember anything specific.

The emotional moments didn't feel earned either and Riley acting like a retard in the first movie and her parents forgiving her? Very fair, but in this one, her deranged behavior in the match would have had her kicked out of the camp and ghosted to oblivion by the rest of the team (stealing the puck from a teammate would probably start a brawl then and there in any real hockey situation).

It least it isn't about periods out of 5.
 
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The emotional moments didn't feel earned either and Riley acting like a retard in the first movie and her parents forgiving her? Very fair, but in this one, her deranged behavior in the match would have had her kicked out of the camp and ghosted to oblivion by the rest of the team (stealing the puck from a teammate would probably start a brawl then and there in any real hockey situation).
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to be fair this was made by Hollywood writers. They probably don't do any active sports, let alone be familiar with ice hockey behaviour.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
D23, basically Comic Con for Disney if you didn't know, is this weekend. Normally, I try to catch the Amusement park presentation because that's what I mostly care about and I want to see how they are going to continue to destroy EPCOT. Well this year, instead of being streamed to everyone on YouTube, it seems it will exclusively be streamed in fucking FORTNITE.

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I can not find any articles indicating if there will be a standard online stream, and some article say specifically that there will not be a standard online stream. What a bizarre partnership. They aren't even letting me be a weird Disney adult anymore, unless I download fortnite, of course. I'll have to find a twitch streamer streaming it on fortnite or something, or just watch it after.
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So to put the Disney streamer/tuber eco system in focus. The last few years the annual Disney Halloween Event (separately ticketed of course) that has "free" trick or treating has had 2 dates always sell out in the first hour of them releasing tickets for sale. Halloween Night and opening day.

This year it overlapped with this convention and the tubers being gone made it not sell out immediately and take a few weeks to sell instead. Instead the first one happening after the convention immediately sold out.

Thats thousands of tubers chasing the mouse and needing to be first to get that hit of mickeys cum.

Its actually vacation advice now. "Oh if you go this date there will be swarms of people with cameras taking up space and getting mad at your kids, avoid that date"
 
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