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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 433 27.5%

  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 57 3.6%

  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,087 68.9%
  • Total voters
    1,577
I watched Elio and I can say that it's fine. About as 5/10 as you can get. I guess what annoyed me is the ending.

The story revolves around Elio not being able to fit in. He wants to go to a place where he can be accepted. When he does get abducted by aliens, throughout the movie we can see that he's much better off being apart of the "Communiverse" than on Earth. But the movie decides to have him wanting to go back to Earth, leave, and not have any chance to return. It was such a lame ending.

Pixar used to be good at creating something deep, but now it's just surface level shit. They should've just said "fuck it" and have Elio decide to stay.
 
Fellen said:
I watched Elio and I can say that it's fine. About as 5/10 as you can get. I guess what annoyed me is the ending.

The story revolves around Elio not being able to fit in. He wants to go to a place where he can be accepted. When he does get abducted by aliens, throughout the movie we can see that he's much better off being apart of the "Communiverse" than on Earth. But the movie decides to have him wanting to go back to Earth, leave, and not have any chance to return. It was such a lame ending.

Pixar used to be good at creating something deep, but now it's just surface level shit. They should've just said "fuck it" and have Elio decide to stay.
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If i wrote it, I would have his problems on earth be mirrored in the aliens so he has to realize he can't just run from his problems but must overcome them, first with the aliens and then at home. Still pretty generic but at least better than nothing.
 
Scientifically Inaccurate said:
People keep asking for it, but can you imagine how terrible a modern Disney version of Atlantis would be?

Can you imagine how insufferable Sweet (half black half native American doctor whose main personality is being nice) and Audrey (tomboy mechanical genius Latina) would be?

How would they completely rewrite the Atlantians so their demise wasn't their fault and they don't need help from these outsiders? How many lectures would Milo get despite already being a very flawed character who needs help a lot?

Would Helga throw Rourke out of the balloon and completely overtake him as the final obstacle?

How much would they cut the story to ribbons for being too scary?

Who would they race swap?

After "ohana means see ya later maybe" I don't think it's possible to strawman their stupidity; anything goes.
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As long they dont touch Treasure Planet, Hunchback and Atlantis, Im good.
Scientifically Inaccurate said:
How would they completely rewrite the Atlantians so their demise wasn't their fault and they don't need help from these outsiders?
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You can write so that the fall of Atlantis wasnt hubris and short sightened-ness of the king (who poetically became blind after the heart of the Atlantis used his queen as a host to protect it from his fuck up) but it was the result of colonizers (coincidentally all of them white) and they just defended themselves. If only the world respected their Wakanda esque culture, if only (because they will milk the fact the Atlantians arent white and boy they will do it hard).

Kida is the type of character that will get absolutely ruined in a modern disney remake (they will constantly rub it in how superior she is in every way and how she just needs a "tiny little help" from the white nerd) and you can kiss her somewhat revealing outfit goodbye because "muh male gaze".

As I said, these classics being flops maybe was for the better.
Vyse Inglebard said:
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"Yes, Tumblr female. Let the hate flow."
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Consumer fried brain in action.
Vyse Inglebard said:
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Its amazing to see how DIFFICULT it is for the average consumer to understand this simple math.

But then again, like many point it out, what do you expect when we abandoned God for consumerism and worship of the State?
Newcomer 42 said:
Technically, already a thing, but not by Disney.

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And shit only lasted one season

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The Mighty Banth said:
They could have just drawn them a bit older, it worked out fine in the Little Mermaid sequel.

I thought it was pretty charming overall, but i felt shocked that at one recent point that the couples would not only be having children but it would be the entire point if the celebration. What strange times we live in where a happy couple having a baby as the culmination of their love is almost totally shunned in a company founded on creating for families.
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I think the princess academy idea would have been a great middle ground.

Basically think of a mix between hey Arnold and House of mouse, but the kicker is that it's essentially all of the female Disney characters attending a school on how to be a proper lady.


Unfortunately, the development held behind Tangled meant that this didn't work out
 
X-avier cuck said:
I think the princess academy idea would have been a great middle ground.

Basically think of a mix between hey Arnold and House of mouse, but the kicker is that it's essentially all of the female Disney characters attending a school on how to be a proper lady.


Unfortunately, the development held behind Tangled meant that this didn't work out
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That sounds like it could have been kinda cute and easy to make dining upcharges for
 
BigBadBastich said:
Disney won't do Robin Hood cause they're banking on Zootopia for their worldwide furfag appeal. I mean the first trailer literally had a gigachad horse like the memes. They've had 9 and a half years to know their audience and what they want.
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9 years? What're you talking about? It didnt come out that long a-

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Welp Elio is flopping, and you are NEVER going to guess how people are coping with why. Just kidding, yet again, like always, the issue is the Marketing

Every time a Disney/Pixar animated movie flops it is never because it sucks, or Disney lost it's way, or even because of capitalism and corporatism, but always because the movie was never marketed enough. Personally, I've felt that every recent animated movie had the same amount of marketing as the others, and some flopped and some didn't. It's just obvious that Pixar has lost a lot of it's mojo, but the Consoomers just can't admit it. I'm sure the movie is fine, but there once was a time where being just fine was an insult to a Pixar movie.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
Every time a Disney/Pixar animated movie flops it is never because it sucks, or Disney lost it's way, or even because of capitalism and corporatism, but always because the movie was never marketed enough.
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Also companies who are blaming their own customers for their movie's failure doesn't help in the long run. They obviously never learned from the Ghostbusters 2016 movie.

GB 2016 director and cast: This movie isn't for all of you misogynists and straight men! We don't want your money! Go feminism!
Me and other people with brains: Ok then.
GB 2016 director and cast when the movie flopped: We blame all of you misogynists and straight men for the movie's failure!
Me and other people with brains: But you said you don't want our money.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
Welp Elio is flopping, and you are NEVER going to guess how people are coping with why. Just kidding, yet again, like always, the issue is the Marketing
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personally ii would love for NuPixar to do double down on marketing and be even more in the red; lmaoooo
 
The Lilo and Stitch remake has grossed $910 million. Guess what that means?

If you said "sequel", you'd be sadly correct.
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Vyse Inglebard said:
The Lilo and Stitch remake has grossed $910 million. Guess what that means?
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If you said "sequel", you'd be sadly correct.
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I can’t even be mad anymore, normies seem to like the movie and I’m genuinely happy for them, but I mourn the loss of any new creative endeavors from the House Of Mouse (though those have been vanishingly rare for years now…)
 
I still think it was retarded to change the film names to general titles (brave, frozen, tangled, etc) like goddamn we really couldn't go with The Princess and the Bear, The Snow Queen, and Rapunzel?
 
Fartificial Insmelligence said:
normies seem to like the movie and I’m genuinely happy for them,
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I'm happy for them too - happy that they'll get what they fucking deserve when it's THEIR favorite Disney movie being sacrificed on the live-action woke altar. In fact, no. Don't just do "the same but worse". Go all the fucking way.

Atlantis: Milo is a black chick, just like Kida and also gay for her. The racial stereotypes of the crew are amped up to obnoxious levels because DIVERSITY, and Helga was secretly a double agent getting rid of Rourke because no female can ever be an out-and-out villain, ever.

Treasure Planet: Jim becomes Jeanette, she immediately catches on to the fact that Silver is planning a mutiny, her and Captain Amelia (whom she is gay for, sorry Doppler) team up to stop it and take all of the treasure for themselves, Silver gets thrown in jail, the Benbow Inn is reopened as a sanctuary for gay aliens.

Hunchback of Notre Dame: Quasimodo is gay for Phoebus, Esmerelda is an independent woman who don't need no man, and Frollo is cut in favor of a new female Mother Gothel-esque villain ("I know what's best for you, Quasi dear!")

The Rescuers Down Under: Cody is a aboriginal kid and Bianca reject Bernard's proposal because GIRLBOSS.

I expect my millions in the mail by tomorrow, Iger. Cash only.
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
I'm happy for them too - happy that they'll get what they fucking deserve when it's THEIR favorite Disney movie being sacrificed on the live-action woke altar. In fact, no. Don't just do "the same but worse". Go all the fucking way.
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NPC normies are completely incapable of even noticing they're "getting what they fucking deserve" when this happens to something they like.
 
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