Do you come to KF for the lolcows?

[NoodleFucker3000]

Came here to lurk bc lolcow.farm was down and joined bc it seemed like fun.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

I created an account to see noods and quickly became interested in the culture instead. Lots of threads about interesting characters, and, as a bonus, I must now practice temperance because if I'm not sober I could talk like some people here.

 

[Dona Morte]

Nope for the dating prospects.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Started here because of hearing about it via some various lolcows. Spoony, Game Grumps, Amberlynn Reid, and the list goes on. Poked my nose in and found there's a lot of good information, discussion, and content. Overall pretty fun.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

I come here to be honest because I can't be too honest anywhere else.

The lolcows are a bonus.

 

[Uncle Sid]

I'm here because literally everywhere else is shite. I followed the site since Christchurch but didn't even know who CC was until he was featured on ContraPoints. Finally decided to make an account just when the post-merge ban happened, so I had to wait until registrations opened up again because I don't know anyone IRL I could ask for a referral, and my public persona is 100 deep-cover clown face.

 

[contradiction of terns]

I dunno. It's basically ED, but I apparently have just the right amount of chromosomes to write a Kiwi Farms thread, and I dunno if I've got enough to write a Wiki stub.

I kinda avoid the cow threads because they really do develop their own communities, and often very quickly. A&N is easier if you want to shitpost or sperg about something since they're more used to it.

 

[Raxetnahnr]

I came here to avoid PC hubboxes and whiny crybabies that you come across on literally everyone discord server or any modern gaming "forum" that you could imagine. I'll also occasionally read about cows like YanDev or look at the CWC updates. The CWC updates are also another thing because the actually Wiki is slow as shit to update which is I guess why they link here.

And also because usually this is a pretty good place to discover new and emerging lolcows that you otherwise would've NEVER come across. (some people have way too much free time on their hands)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I came to investigate whether this place was as "bad" as the Byuu stories made it out to be, stayed for off-topic and the ability to say nigger and tranny (although I'm already sort of burned out on that).

Cow stuff isn't really interesting to me.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I first grew interested into KiwiFarms when it used to be CWCki forums. So yes, because of lolcows. Here I lurk anonymously for a long time before decided to join the KF party in early 2021.
After CWCki Forums became KF, there are even more lolcows aside from Chris to laugh, poke fun and entertained with. The more the merrier and even more amount of fun, retardation and entertainment.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Yes, we came for CWC. Just kidding, I came for Yaniv Then I saw that a bunch of other Internet weirdos I was already following were being documented in spectacular fashion here, so I stayed.

Recently, however, I'm mostly drawn to the happenings, like the Afghanistan drama from last month.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I was foolish enough to make an account and now I am here forever.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Yes and no. I mostly hang around in lolcow threads and talk about lolcow antics but at the same time my favorite threads always have some additional theme that I enjoy (Cynthia Hansen - art and business, Russel Greer - law and deviancy, Melinda Scott - theology and philosophy and so on).

 

[Angry Canadian]

I came here to schizo post and and laugh at retards.

 

[Parasaurolophus walkeri]

I'm just here to lurk and read. Following some lolcows is fun, but most of my reading enjoyment comes from the discussions that spawn in some lolcow threads. Informative stuff about subjects I'd never learn or be interested in otherwise.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I signed up because I wanted to call someone a retard.

It was the Egoraptor thread where someone was calling someone a "pedophile" for fucking a 20yo. But I got distracted and forgot about it and now don't know who the user is.

I guess I'm still here until I find that user and call him a retard.

 

[antifreeze]

Just signed up to respond to this, I've been lurking here on and off for years but have found myself spending more time here in the past year since my last main online haunt shut down last year. I'm disconnected from social media so I do like to come to places like these to catch the echos of happenings in the tardosphere, and KF has proven over the years to be much more reliable than other forums.

Sometimes I'm here for lolcows, sometimes I'm here for general Internet drama, sometimes I'm here to find solace in the fact that other people hate irredeemable perverts and fiends as much as I do. It depends.

At the risk of sounding immensely gay, the users here make this site very comfy even as stupid as things get sometimes, and I appreciate you faggots, your input, sanity and retardation. Every Current Year is worse than the last and yet somehow KF stays comfy. It's not the same as being on the Internet in the good old days but there are a lot of users here from that period, so it's pretty cozy regardless.

 

[The Heartthrob]

I've lurked here for a long while so I'm always interested in the lolcows, but I joined specifically to share anecdotes about irl encounters with deathfats. Still feeling the place out as a member and not just lurking deathfats and rat kings and it's cool so far.

 

[RSLUG30]

came here to find a boyfriend free girl
i'm just a big fan of forums and forum based discussions given that i grew up on forums like these.
i follow only a few lolcows i was vaguely familiar with before i joined.

 

[Raze]

I go here for the more notable events and drama. Made an account to add to a thread about a youtuber, didn't check back much until just before CWC fucked his mom, and since that shitstorm now I check the site almost daily for HABBENINGs.
I hardly stick to any thread, I mostly peruse whenever something notable happens with any cow, and I'll read up on them then-and-there when so.

I have a mixed opinion on this site but it is one of the last bastions of true 2000s-era internet freedom we have left. It doesn't demand my phone number to use an account, unlike any other fucking website nowadays.