Dramacow Dr. Fanta's own Kiwi Farms thread - AnimatedJames Whiteknight and Attention Whore

[Adamska]

I tried getting into the Enter threads, but the key issue I had with it was every thread I read (all 3 of them) had massive amounts of "Tell, not show" to them. It was really rare for anyone to actually show off whatever they were talking about when they were referencing it regularly. They usually would just post how bad something was without providing any point of reference or anything, hilariously being even more shite than their target at reviewing. That and the fact that Enter only qualifies as a cow in the classical sense as defined by @Jaimas ; he himself is not particularly funny, even though he has all of the elements. That plus the young and the spergs being a major part of his fanbase (and as most hatebases form from fans), and you create the driest, least funny, most autastic board of the bunch. Even more so than the LS boards now, which is awful because we get waves of those guys leaping into the slaughter.

@DrFanta

Hi my name is Kirby,

From what many of the well informed people here including myself have already concluded, you are here to engage in 'weenery.' Overall I feel that your current attempt is an overall better trolling effort than the absolutely pitiful one a week ago by @ViolentGiant but there are still some crucial issues with your current method of trolling that I will take some time to address.

The Good:

I'll start with what you did right. First off, I think you got the first half right but you sort of stranded yourself with the other half. Looking at this from a critical perspective I feel that you did a good job creating your basis that you completely support pedophilia and that you don't consider adults having sex with children actual pedophilia. These concepts that you are supporting are so absurd and idiotic that they are the perfect material to "rustle" people. Despite you being a complete idiot and social deviant for your beliefs, the fact that you attempt to radiate smugness, superior intelligence and higher authority in your beliefs are potentially excellent tools in honing your ability to "rustle" others. However, as I will go on to explain, I'd like to emphasize that key word 'potentially.'

The Bad:

When you made your profile picture a trollface and considered yourself some sort of special renegade rustling machine, the crucial fact that you failed to take into consideration was that YOU DO ACTUALLY SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA. By being a pedophile, your trolling actions and words are no longer acts of trolling but are in reality your true and honest wanton expressions of your pedophilic desires. The simple fact is that you are saying it is okay for an adult to have sex with a child not because you are trying to "troll hard" or "rustle jimmies" but instead because you want to defend and condone acts of child exploitation. If a pedophile like you can be a troll for trying to defend your barbaric and idiotic beliefs, then @Holden is the greatest troll of all time.

Moving on, many of my troll constituents may differ on this aspect, but I am personally a big fan of trollfaces and while your profile picture had the potential to be beneficial, I'll explain why that trollface profile picture ruined you. When you have the ability to make it publicly known that you are a troll and still garner a reaction from people, that typically can mean that the trolling is very good. However in your case, the fact that you are a troll and are still getting a reaction from people in this forum is due to the fact that you have failed to properly troll and as a result made yourself out to be a complete idiot, and like so many others before you, have ended up in the classic situation of the troll being trolled by the people he thought he would troll. What you're failing to understand is people aren't being "rustled" by you, but are instead being amused and insulted by your stupidity. Simply put, you're embarrassing yourself and while you may be getting the spotlight that you were hoping to get, you are not properly understanding the way that you are being seen in that light.

Overall, 2.45/10 - try harder you fucking pedo

You really reminded me of this:


(Skip to 1:00 in to get the reference. I don't know how to set Dailymotion to a specific time)

 

[Curt Sibling]

Dang it! I miss all the good ones - !
This DrFanta guy was like one of those toon characters sawing a hole in the floor around himself!

 

[Varis]

I don't know who this James person is, but from everything I've read, he sounds like a young man with strong sexual interests (drawing porn apparently?) and it would be naive to assume that he is pursuing a relationship with this girl for purely romantic reasons. It's possible, but not likely. Human beings tend to be very sexual creatures.

As long as she is underage, if anything happens between them and the feds find out, he is fucked. Even if she initiates it, because he is the adult one here and should know better. The odds are against him, @DrFanta.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I was expecting @DrFanta to get a thread.
But I was also expecting NJA to have one too.
I guess I'll have to make due with this Sperg.

 

[Bugaboo]

For those who do not follow the Animated James thread, AJ or James is dating a 16 year old girl as an adult on the internet. He draws gratuitous amounts fart porn (he has drawn underaged characters farting, like Cream the Rabbit) yet his main audience are kids and bronies. AJ is a brony and appears to be well respected in the brony coumminity. He's made several mlp animations including the autism juggernaut that is various mlp characters fighting various sonic characters. He makes a shit ton of money off patreon or some other site that gives the monies to the artists. His animations are mediocre at best and his art style is ugly and borrows heavily from shows like my little pony and danny phantom but without any of the charm from the orginals.

 

[*Asterisk*]

For those who do not follow the Animated James thread, AJ or James is dating a 16 year old girl as an adult on the internet. He draws gratuitous amounts fart porn (he has drawn underaged characters farting, like Cream the Rabbit) yet his main audience are kids and bronies. AJ is a brony and appears to be well respected in the brony coumminity. He's made several mlp animations including the autism juggernaut that is various mlp characters fighting various sonic characters. He makes a shit ton of money off patreon or some other site that gives the monies to the artists. His animations are mediocre at best and his art style is ugly and borrows heavily from shows like my little pony and danny phantom but without any of the charm from the orginals.

Making money the way AJ made his has to be the least dignified way of earning it in the world. Including those people in the "who can drink the most animal piss?," contest on Fear Factor.

Being a fan of the guy? That's lower still, but that should be impossible. The only person I can think of with so little integrity is. . . .

Spoiler: DrFanta identity confirmed!

 

[Simplicity111]

It happened! https://kiwifarms.net/members/?type=negative_ratings
Looks like he's on the list now.

I think he's trying to steal @hood MONEY's shitposting crown.

 

[Shokew]

Honestly, I never really got into the enter board, mostly because it seemed boring as fuck, but did anything good come out of it? From the way the mods and posters went on about it, it seemed like an orgy of shitposting and autism.

All we were ever doing (those of us who participated, anyway...) was pointing out how much Enter ain't qualified to be making anything but shitty YT vids on him sperging about cartoons way too much for his own good. Most of the good stuff came from the people who blindly defended his BS - that, and some discussion on this shitty cartoon idea he had that will likely never happen. That's 98% of our time wasted on this guy, overall.

More than anything - I'm waiting on a thread for NostalgiaJazzAdmirer (NJA) - too bad it likely won't be as funny as this has been so far, as much as I'd love to see it happen, however.

 

[SuperFilter]

Warning: my own shitty opinions under the spoiler

Spoiler

The whole Enter thing didn't need to be as big a fiasco as it is.
Some people talked about Enter on the angry critics thread, someone decided to make a thread on him, everything fine so far. But god knows why, a bunch of disgruntled underage Enter fans happened to join the forums en masse at the same time, thread grew at super-speed, and instead of just cleaning up the thread, a containment board was made. I think the whole situation could have been taken care of right there without creating an unnecessary autism greenhouse where it would inevitably get much worse.

But alas, it doesn't really concern me. Sorry for going off-topic.

I wonder when the good doctor will return. I need my prescription of pathetic ween comedy.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Why did we even give this guy a thread? He was not funny back when I modded the Entersphere and he's not funny now. He should have not been unbanned at all. All he wants is attention and by doing this we are giving it to him.

 

[Vitriol]

Just caught up on this thread and its fantastic- perfectly illustrating how Isolated the old enter subforum was from the rest of the farms.

I was slightly sad that the worst of the enter sub never got the full kiwi treatment so its a delight to see dr.fanta returning in triumph to a well deserved welcome!

Take note @NostalgiaJazzAdmirer there is a limit to how much autism even the kiwi farms will tolerate.

 

[bawwwtism]

It happened! https://kiwifarms.net/members/?type=negative_ratings
Looks like he's on the list now.

I think he's trying to steal @hood MONEY's shitposting crown.

I'm sure DrFanta is very proud of his achievement.

 

[plasticine]

i've said this before, and i'll say it again; why did you need this to be a thread? was talking to staff about your pedophilia questions too difficult?

 

[CatParty]

i've said this before, and i'll say it again; why did you need this to be a thread? was talking to staff about your pedophilia questions too difficult?

autism

 

[bawwwtism]

autism

Literally this. That is the only reason this ever happened.

 

[Shokew]

i've said this before, and i'll say it again; why did you need this to be a thread? was talking to staff about your pedophilia questions too difficult?

autism

...And that's also why I'm eagerly waiting to see how he defends himself from the truths revealed on him, TBH.

That, and getting angry at this isn't the way. At all.

 

[plasticine]

autism

well, it was expected from somebody uses a trollol avatar.

 

[JU 199]

Why did we even give this guy a thread? He was not funny back when I modded the Entersphere and he's not funny now. He should have not been unbanned at all. All he wants is attention and by doing this we are giving it to him.

@The Jumping Dwarf he did make this ENTER-style grade sheet about you-

Spoiler: The Jumping Dwarf

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Yeah, but she'll be 17 by the time they meet anyway. And besides, it's just a small difference in age.

They haven't met? So he is grooming her until that point? Yup that's a pedo if I ever did see one.

 

[Jaimas]

It seems like a lot of people confused lolcow for 'guy I disagree with.'

He's just another shitty artist who can't take critique on the internet and dedicates his time to sperging over childrens cartoons. Nothing new to see here, move along. I'm surprised the Entersphere even lasted this long.

Enter was a lolcow, just not a profitable one.

The biggest reasons for this weren't even on Enter's end, it's that he had a protective ring of self-destructing morons around him at all times. Provided Enter kept his head down (and he did), all he needed to do was wait for his followers to, through their various community involvement, self-destruct gloriously and then brigade one another, the calm in the middle of an Autism-Storm. With the Enterbots self-destructing on a daily basis - and not even in an entertaining fashion like we see with the Tumblrinas - it just became wave after wave of incoherent tweens defending pedophilia and bizarre fetishes.

I believe Hellblazer put it best - the amount of effort and laughter we could get out of the Enterbots' mockery was not worth the Autistic wave assaults that mandated that every 33 hours, we had another wave of lockdowns and deletions. As a whole, Kiwis don't relish mockery of kids that are below a certain age (many Enterbots qualify), and there's just no good to come out of it in the end.