Drunk / High Thread

Decided to celebrate Daddy Rape Day by spending it the same way I do every day: really stoned.

Picked up this shit at the store for $30. It's only 20% THC, but it should get me high enough to ignore the sounds of my roommate fucking her boyfriend loudly in the next room over.

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Mesh Gear Fox said:
Isn't it great to walk in to a store and say "yeah give me an ounce of Bruce Banner" and walk out with a bag of weed? Needs to be this way nationwide.
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I've gotten so used to it now I often forget it's still illegal in most of the country. Got to enjoy the small shops while they last though, once it's legal nationwide you'll have the big tobacco companies jumping in and elbowing all the small players out of the weed business.
 
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I'll take your word for it. I prefer "Stuff yourself with burgers and beer and watch fireworks Day". (Well, we did that yesterday, but whatever. The weather was better then)

(Burgers, corn on the cob, beer, etc. Happy-Fuckin-4th. As Ben Franklin once said, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.")
 
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Question -- what's the most disgusting booze you've ever had? (Me, it's gotta be this melon liquor my grandmother had. When she died, we took the stuff from her liquor cabinet, and while most of it was seriously good, this was seriously nasty. It was like extra-sweet watermelon cough syrup)
 
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Question -- what's the most disgusting booze you've ever had? (Me, it's gotta be this melon liquor my grandmother had. When she died, we took the stuff from her liquor cabinet, and while most of it was seriously good, this was seriously nasty. It was like extra-sweet watermelon cough syrup)
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Jeppson's Malort

It was a pain in the ass to get ahold of. You can't order booze by mail in Maryland and it's rarely available outside of Chicago. But lucky for me, there are a few places in my area that have it.

It tastes like strong smelling, aromatic herbs. Like something you'd season a steak with. And then on top of that, it's really bitter.

And the taste doesn't go away. I've still got a shot left downstairs. Maybe I'll have that tonight...

Oh, heh, also I brought back krut from Uzbekistan to share with all my friends. My roommate's girlfriend bit into one and immediately had to spit it out, and my roommate himself refused to try it because of the smell.

Good stuff.
 
i got whiskey drunk on an empty stomach and walked to the grocery store and made unwise purchasing decisions apparently apropos of nothing since I've never bought or consumed some of these things in my life.

now it's time to drink until I feel like eating organic chicharrones.
 
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Gone through half a bottle of "Serpent's Bite" whiskey (never tried it and shit tastes like cough medicine to me but fuckit I'm not wasting money) and am trying to play a variety of games but my coordination is kinda fucked.

Also no snacks in the house an it's after midnight so none of my local shops are open. Fuck.

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I seem to have a plastic spoon in my cup as well and keep trying to use it as a straw.
I have such a low tolerance jfc I get drunk easy

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To avoid doue-postinf pardon spelling mitakes; I random;ly have been draing andwriting down sontaneoud thougjhts while no totally wasted outm of my mindhoo-rah first time in aqa long while msorry if this is totallt incompeyant blathering maybe I'll dshare whiskey-infuced senanigans after ZI sober u
 
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