Drunk / High Thread

Tonight is a night for microbrew, pork tenderloin and GoT.
If you're doing anything else, you fucked up.
I'm usually a whiskey guy, but I gotta say, Ommegang brews a solid fucking beer.
 
I know I said it makes me ill, but I had a few shots of whiskey, and some of sherry. Cuz I'm too hyper to sleep. (Still psyched about my Pens)
 
Jackass RN said:
Ayyy

In other news, I'm drinking a bottle of cheap champagne. Because work.
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I was drinking Everclear. I'm still tripping from the acid. Dear God I'm glad you were drinking too. Time to start day drinking.

Edit: Tequila wine and beer do not mix
 
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I am sitting down to a meal of pelmeni and vodka.

Vlad is gone for a week. I think he's banging floozies in Bukhara. So I'm having to survive on my own for now. I don't speak a word of neither Russian nor Uzbek. But I managed to buy a bottle of vodka from the liquor store. I just jabbered a lot and waved money around until the clerk figured out what I wanted. I bought liquor all by myself. Like a big boy!

I think that clerk is going to be my best friend here.

Oh, and Vlad keeps suggesting nasty Russian/Uzbek drinking snacks. Like I've got a can of sprats here. I suspect he's fucking with me.
 
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Did some shots of whiskey to dull the pain in my ankle. (If only I had the percoset left over from when I had my tooth out, but I have it to my sister) I hate that shit, but I washed it down with a Kl0ndike. Oh well.
I HATE the whiskey we have in the house, but it's the only hard stuff. Meh, you make do.
 
In honor of Father's Day, the whole family celebrated with Indian food, and plenty of booze. I even got to hit the triple crown of whiskey, wine, and beer in one meal.

I'm feeling pretty chill about now.
 
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Some whiskey and lemonade. God, that shit tastes nasty. I wish I had some creme de menthe or Baileys. (My cousin's wife did give me a recipe for homemade kahlua. Hmmmm)
 
Homemade Lemoncello mixed with tonic. I don't know how to feel about this.
 
I woke up with a tiny burn on my tit. I vaguely remember smoking a joint outside a taco truck, gonna assume it bit me.
 
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I hate Black Velvet -- it tastes like shit. But it does feel like fun. :D

Seriously, though, it can't be nearly as bad as that Zinfandel I once tried. THAT tasted like hairspray. I'd try actual hair spray before that.
 
I guess someone tried to do a six-shot challenge and backed off? All I know is I ordered my last cocktail of the night and two free shots appeared alongside it. My friends didn't want it and I don't believe in waste, damn it.
 
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