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Mrs Paul said:
What's the worst alcohol you've ever had? For me, it had to be this melon licquor after she died. (Yes, we took the contents of the liquor cabinet. It's not like we took the family jewels or anything)
It tasted like watermelon cough syrup.
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Probably Rolling Rock. Even the malt liquor and boxed wine sold at the grocery store nearby me was easier ot stomach.

I only tried it because of the Angry Video Game Nerd.
 
Mrs Paul said:
I think I need to stop drinking --- at least stop drinking shit I don't like.
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Haha, why? Unless you've committed some form of rape or murder due to your drinking, you are all good. Otherwise no need to clean up you tart, imo.

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Mrs Paul said:
What's the worst alcohol you've ever had? For me, it had to be this melon licquor after she died. (Yes, we took the contents of the liquor cabinet. It's not like we took the family jewels or anything)
It tasted like watermelon cough syrup.
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My horrible RN friends get hipster mimosas when we do hangover brunch at a local dive bar sometimes - PBR + OJ. Only the RNs for some reason.

They swear up and down it tastes like pound cake. I swear it tastes like yesterday's vomit after two days on a liquids-only diet.
 
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My sleep schedule is completely fucked, so I'm drinking Jameson alone at 1am on a Tuesday.

On the bright side, I've always done my best policy/strategical type of work when I'm drunk, so I'm tearing up this strategy paper for one of my clients. I'll wait until I've sobered up to spell check everything, though. *yawn*
 
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I keep telling myself I won't get drunk, but the Pens won so I'm celebrating. (Next time I'll stick I'll stick to cheating on my diet.) ;)

(Not a "diet-diet", just trying to eat better. I'll just treat myself to junk food)
 
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Ever just mix shit at random? I found out that amaretto and pepsi are pretty good together.

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Haha, why? Unless you've committed some form of rape or murder due to your drinking, you are all good. Otherwise no need to clean up you tart, imo.

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Well, I don't like puking, or waking up feeling like shit, that's why. ;) That and I get a serious case of the munchies when I get hammered (Mostly I mean don't drink when I'm by myself. Save it for when I'm out partying) I also have epilepsy so I gotta watch not to get too too drunk. (I'm sticking to a beer now. Just a nice little mellow)



(Oh and when I said "after she died", I was referring to my grandmother. She had a LOT of nice stuff. Creme de Menthe, this apple-peach brandy, some black berry brandy, etc.)
 
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This time I stuck to cream sherry. Not a huge fan, but it's better than that crap whiskey, which not only tastes like ass, also gives me serious heartburn. There's beer downstairs, but it's not cold, and not-cold beer sucks. So, I'm good.

Another good mix is white zin and lemonade. White zin sucks, but the lemonade makes it wee better.
 
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