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I just found out Sacred Garden gives these out for free on b-days, and apparently mine was close enough.

Next stops's the moon, my niggas!

Marvin said:
I miss beer :(

Maybe I'm from a place where beer is particularly prominent?

Like, people scoff at my desire to drink beer here. Maybe it's cultural?

I don't know, but as soon as Vlad gets me my own place, I'm going to fill my fridge with beer. And a bit of food. But mostly beer.

Also, getting fresh sausage here is a bitch. Back in Baltimore, I lived across the street from a polish sausage place. But here? Sausages are something on par with hotdogs, just dry aged. All I can get are shitty quality hotdogs. That's what passes as "sausages" in a former soviet country like Uzbekistan.

God damnit.

I also don't have seafood.

God I miss beer. :(
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Why the hell would you ever go into a shithole country like that? Timur built at least three pyramids made of people parts to ward people off from Herman Cain's favorite country.
 
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How do people get arrested for drug violations anyways? Do the police need a warrant or do they just arbitrarily search people and what kind of scenario actually leads to people being arrested for drug violations
 
autisticdragonkin said:
How do people get arrested for drug violations anyways? Do the police need a warrant or do they just arbitrarily search people and what kind of scenario actually leads to people being arrested for drug violations
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Depends. UC street buys are a thing that a bunch of people get nabbed by each year. If a cop stops you for a moving offense or if you're acting anxious, they will most definitely want to search your car. Laws vary by state but most of the time, they need a warrant to do so, though it's not hard to get one in those circumstances. Suspected dealers/grow houses/stash houses are frequent targets of search warrants as well. If you're hanging out in an area known for drug activity they can give you shit.
 
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. . . .

Cleanest smoke of my life. All should be so fortunate to score such a choice joint even once in life.
 
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*Asterisk* said:
Why the hell would you ever go into a shithole country like that? Timur built at least three pyramids made of people parts to ward people off from Herman Cain's favorite country.
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Heh, well, Uzbekistan isn't that bad. It's not like third world country shitty. It's more like one of the safe parts of Mexico, except once in awhile you'll encounter a weird corner of the government/society/culture that's completely bonkers. (Like banking, for example. Getting cash here is a bitch.)
*Asterisk* said:
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude. . . .

Cleanest smoke of my life. All should be so fortunate to score such a choice joint even once in life.
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Oh man. I miss weed too.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, well, Uzbekistan isn't that bad. It's not like third world country shitty. It's more like one of the safe parts of Mexico, except once in awhile you'll encounter a weird corner of the government/society/culture that's completely bonkers. (Like banking, for example. Getting cash here is a bitch.)
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I pride myself on knowing at least a little about every country.

The main things I know about Uzbekistan are that it's an important route into Afghanistan, and that it has an incredibly nasty human rights record which, much like Chechnya, is tolerated as a counter to Islamofascism.

Safety wise? I'm not surprised it's fine. Properly organized repressive governments, for all the crimes they themselves commit, are pretty good at keeping unnoficial violence from getting out of hand. Aside from North Korea, which has all the danger of anarchy and all the oppression of the ingsoc state concurrently.

Marvin said:
Oh man. I miss weed too.
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Are you being tested?

If not, you're right next door to the bountiful kush reserves of Afghanistan and Iran. You could probably get it easily from anyone you know connected to Persian, Turkish, or Russian mobsters.
 
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I pride myself on knowing at least a little about every country.

The main things I know about Uzbekistan are that it's an important route into Afghanistan, and that it has an incredibly nasty human rights record which, much like Chechnya, is tolerated as a counter to Islamofascism.

Safety wise? I'm not surprised it's fine. Properly organized repressive governments, for all the crimes they themselves commit, are pretty good at keeping unnoficial violence from getting out of hand. Aside from North Korea, which has all the danger of anarchy and all the oppression of the ingsoc state concurrently.
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Heh, I'm not doing anything political here. Or, nothing political that rocks the boat, anyway.

Also, apparently because of profiling, no one pays any attention to me. No questions asked at all. I was super nervous about free speech and shit before my flight. My employer didn't give me advance time to encrypt my hard drive or anything. Not that I have anything illegal (in the US), but you never know what could be illegal here.

But yeah, thanks to profiling, I was just handwaved through. No problem.

Also, I'm staying in a very hip, soviet era tenement.
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Are you being tested?

If not, you're right next door to the bountiful kush reserves of Afghanistan and Iran. You could probably get it easily from anyone you know connected to Persian, Turkish, or Russian mobsters.
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Not being tested, but I don't speak any of the local languages and don't really want to fuck my coworker's shit up by having them procure me weed. I don't know, maybe when I get settled in a bit, I'll talk to them about it.

I should make friends with the local hookers, maybe they could find me something.
 
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I love my boyfriend but bless his heart, he has no idea how to make a mixed drink. He just handed me a plastic cup full of orange juice and what seems to be pineapple rum and Curacao Blue. He calls it "The Slime."

Edit: UPDATE: The Slime is a pretty powerful mixed drink, despite looking like a cup of pus. I've downed three Slimes since my original post and I'm at the perfect level of drunkenness. I take everything back.
 
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AnOminous said:
The problem with trying to score acid these days is these fucking phenethylamine research chemicals people try to pass off as LSD. Thank you Alexander Shulgin.
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When I was in my teenage years good drugs were plentiful. You could get acid for £3 a tab or £5 for a mircrodot and the Ecstasy was amazing, they usually went for £10 a pop. I haven't heard of anyone round here using or even being able to get acid in year and the last Ecstasy I took were crap (no wonder they were 10 for £20). Nowadays kids are taking Cathinones that get sold as plant food. What the hell is that about? No wonder dance music is terrible now, no decent drugs to go with it.

autisticdragonkin said:
How do people get arrested for drug violations anyways? Do the police need a warrant or do they just arbitrarily search people and what kind of scenario actually leads to people being arrested for drug violations
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I've been stopped and searched loads of times, usually close to dealers' homes. Luckily I've never been caught with anything and any time I did have something I always managed to get rid of it in time.

One time I got stopped and searched and I had a 50ml bottle of Methadone in my pocket that I'd just bought. There was no label on it though. There was no chance of getting rid of it so I left it in the pocket. As I was getting my pockets checked the polis tapped the pocket with the bottle in it and said "what's that?", I said "it's my medication", then he said "which is?" and I said "it's 50ml of Methadone". He pulled it out and had a quick glance at it and I couldn't believe it when I put it back and told us we could get on our way. Methadone is a controlled substance here and does have street value. I was really shocked when he put it back and didn't say anything. I think I got away with it because I was really calm about the situation. Don't give the impression that you've done something wrong.
 
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What's the worst alcohol you've ever had? For me, it had to be this melon licquor after she died. (Yes, we took the contents of the liquor cabinet. It's not like we took the family jewels or anything)
It tasted like watermelon cough syrup.
 
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What's the worst alcohol you've ever had? For me, it had to be this melon licquor after she died. (Yes, we took the contents of the liquor cabinet. It's not like we took the family jewels or anything)
It tasted like watermelon cough syrup.
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Jethro T. Boots "bourbon." I got this because it was cheap and I'd never seen it before. I thought it was on sale. It turns out it was a "Gran Legacy" brand, which makes a revolting rum and a semi-potable vodka. It's the bottom shelf CVS brand. If I'd known it was one of these, I wouldn't have got it, but I figured how bad can it be?

So bad it was impossible to even drink the shit. Just unutterably vile. I poured it out. And I can drink Malort.

I've never seen it again so that must have been the general opinion of it.
 
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Marvin said:
Jeppson's Malort. Pretty gross and weird.
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Yes, I tried this partly based on posts in this thread about it. It's pretty fucked up but it's not that it's bad, just that it's really weird. It's a high quality whatever it is.
 
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I'm pretty drunk right now, desu. Thanks to Red Stripe and Sapporo.
Mrs Paul said:
What's the worst alcohol you've ever had? For me, it had to be this melon licquor after she died. (Yes, we took the contents of the liquor cabinet. It's not like we took the family jewels or anything)
It tasted like watermelon cough syrup.
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Oh God. A few years ago, I brought the cheapest beer from BevMo! (I can't remember the name for the life of me) and it was disgusting. All I remember it was gross and I drunk it while watching Beavis and Butthead Do America.
 
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About five years ago, someone gave me an unfortunately large bottle of raspberry Absolut vodka as an apology for being a complete dick to me in my own home. That shit was nasty. I tried giving most of it away to girls I brought home, since (at least in my experience) they tend to like fruity vodka, but even they hated it for the most part. I still have the bottle, and it still has vodka in it. I should probably throw it out, now that I think about it.
 
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Picklechu said:
About five years ago, someone gave me an unfortunately large bottle of raspberry Absolut vodka as an apology for being a complete dick to me in my own home. That shit was nasty. I tried giving most of it away to girls I brought home, since (at least in my experience) they tend to like fruity vodka, but even they hated it for the most part. I still have the bottle, and it still has vodka in it. I should probably throw it out, now that I think about it.
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Just pound it after chilling it. It's booze it may taste like shit but it'll get you drunk. Girl vodka or not still does the job.
 
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