Drunk / High Thread

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I was going to kick back with a little mulled wine and do some painting but apparently this is one of those beverages that makes me think I can dance pirate jigs.
 
Last week me and my class camped overnight in a town that I go to every summer, and I bought a 12-pack of PBR at a Grocery Outlet on the way there. I was stuffing them into a cheap cooler I bought for them when one of my instructors came to the van I was riding in and asked me and my vanmates if we were ready to go. I was so fucking scared that he was gonna call me out on it (because school policy says you can't bring alcohol or drugs on field trips), but he either didn't notice or didn't care. I had three of them that night and my buddies helped kill all but four of them.

The next day we went fossil hunting at a fossil deposit in town, and for lunch me and one of my friends went to a brewery where I drank four pints of some really good local brews and drunkenly sang along to my friend playing a guitar that was just sitting around in the outdoor beer garden.
 
Know what sucks? When you've go tthe "drunchies", and there's really nothing good in the house. :(
Yeah, I have like a bowl of chips in my room at all times in case if it's midnight and I'm too drunk or high to want to go downstairs and get food .
 
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Man assholes who post all their retarded shit about seeing dragons or whatever on psychedelics and all the people who actually believe them are the most unbearable pretentious people in history. Just take the drug and fuck off, it's not that big a deal you dumb assholes.
 
drunk as fuck right now. even though being drunk is supposed to lower your "I"Q It made me realize that cuts the connections from the bad the bad parts of society as well as the good parts of it, from ur brain (as a depressant should). if u think society has more bad connections to your brain than good well get drunk more.
 
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Over the past two days, I have gotten extremely faded, played in a drum circle, ran away from the cops on several occasions and hooked up with a girl while wearing an MF Doom mask.

I love Halloween weekend.
 
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I’m currently in the pub using a pint of milk stout to see off the last of my hangover from three consecutive nights of drinking, while also reading a blog about why I should quit drinking. It hasn’t convinced me yet, because like most of these things, it’s written by someone who doesn’t appear to have ever had a drink in her life.
 
I stole a bottle of orange smirnoff at a party over the weekend, currently working my way through that.

Bruh... Stealing the host's liquor is almost never, ever cool. Unless they do something incredibly shitty you are basically making them not want to throw a parties again and what fun is that?

Man assholes who post all their exceptional shit about seeing dragons or whatever on psychedelics and all the people who actually believe them are the most unbearable pretentious people in history. Just take the drug and fuck off, it's not that big a deal you dumb assholes.

lol, the worst is when you're tripping with someone you've never tripped with and you're really fucking high and trying to avoid eye contact or too high to speak and they keep going "man I'm really high are you guys high". Yes, I'm really fucking high.
 
I finally got my first wax pen and I'm gonna buy some cartridges after I get over this cold. So RN, it's just edibles for me.
 
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Shitty box wine tastes like watered down juice but it’s still excellent and a god send for the end of the day.

Feeling really grateful for friends. I never appreciate them as much as I should. Irl relationships are important. So close to becoming a powerlevelling faggot to them but I’m not gonna ruin those relationships. I’m going to get my shit together.
 
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