Drunk / High Thread

I'm incredibly productive when I drink. When I'm sober I'm all lazy and grumbly. I can even overcome shyness and maintain a conversation and pretend to be charming with a belly o' beer working for me. Basically I'm a decent-er person when I'm killing myself with booze.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
I'm incredibly productive when I drink. When I'm sober I'm all lazy and grumbly. I can even overcome shyness and maintain a conversation and pretend to be charming with a belly o' beer working for me. Basically I'm a decent-er person when I'm killing myself with booze.
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Being drunk helps me deal with cold showers, which in turn increases testosterone. And that's where productivity comes from.

Overall it's a social crutch, some successful people say. But I view it as a medication, rational brains have been hijacked by slave mindsets. Every single thought in your brain is thinking of reasons to not speak, and you (should) know this is from conditioning from childhood.

I'm drunk typing this, so take what it from it what you will.
 
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This part in Yanderedev's new video almost made me piss myself:

The cage labelled "LAUGHABLE SPECTACLES" reminds me of Stan Kelly cartoons from The Onion.
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Got an email from my manager saying not to come in due to the snowstorm while I was on the shuttle to the train station, so I just got a bottle of Smirnoff instead.
 
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My room isnti tilted right and my phone is a hologram time doesn't work right right now

t. shit that was good pot

ifnmy floor wasn't there I could see through the floor

what if I'm perfectly functional but only feel unfunctional bececause I'm high and my time sense is just distorted so I'm really doing everything at normal speed even though it feels like everything takes forever to do
 
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As an update to my last post here, my friend & I were stuck in town during a snowstorm, but we eventually made our way to a shuttle that was pulled over a half-mile away. When we got on, we met up with some people we met earlier and drank Miller High Life and took swigs of Jameson's and my Smirnoff while we and the driver partied and shot the shit. The guy who had the beer and the Jameson's turned out to be my new plug that I met for the first time despite getting his number a few weeks ago.

And on a related note, I finally got a wax pen and I've been taking small hits of Gorilla Glue in order to control my high when I'm in public/with the fam.
 
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Indica and IPAs are my choices for tonight.

That, and Fallout 4, because being fucked up is one way to overlook what that game does wrong.
 
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I think some earlier periods of my life would’ve been easier if I’d gotten comfortable with drinking sooner. Addiction never ran in my family so really it’s just a fortunate thing to have.
 
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I just used the quelled nerves to finally schedule an appointment for counseling so maybe I'll stop pissing my feelings on this website.

Edit: because it’s the next night and I don’t want to double post. I got drunk again earlier today and now I have stomach pains keeping me awake. This fucking sucks.
 
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Picklechu said:
Whiskey is the sole reason I have survived the past 24 hours, and will probably be the sole reason that I survive the next 24 hours.
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Now that's a story.

I'm drunk, which is kind of nice because it's the only time my shitty opinions flow freely.
 
I saw a. Picture of Sally Brown and thought it was a cross between Peter Griffin and Giorno Giovanna
 
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I got high for the first time the other day, shit was crazy. I normally consider myself a heavyweight with tobacco and alcohol, but I don't know if it was the quality of the weed, or just that it was new to me, but I got fucking wrecked. My heart started beating real fast, and shit started spinning. Good news is that I'm still racist while high, and my first impulse was to take a sip of Zero Ultra when I came back to my senses.
 
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Got kicked out today from a bar cause I happened to bump shoulder into a regular when going for more drinks, the staff didn't even listen to me before they rejected me out the door.
Sorry for existing and paying you my own money for my drinks, besides the empty threats you made towards me while pushing me towards the exit.

Fun fact; I walked around into the other entrance and went inside to continue to celebrate my mom's birthday.
Happy birthday, based mommy. Love ya with my whole dumb heart~
 
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When I get high, all I do is watch cartoons (which are very deep) and eat unhealthy snacks. I've only ever done pot and alcohol as far as recreational drugs go. I almost electrocuted myself once when I was five and saw some very pretty lights, so does that count? And now you all know how I got this way.
 
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I don't get high, but I'm off work; and I'm drinking alcohol. I got holidays for the next two weeks. Everyone seems to be running chores every time I want to have a good time...I guess that's labour.
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I don't get high, but I'm off work; and I'm drinking alcohol. I got holidays for the next two weeks. Everyone seems to be running chores every time I want to have a good time...I guess that's labour.
[don't mean to resurrect a dead thread]
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I've got one more week of finals before I can enjoy the rest and booze that come with the holidays.
 
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