Drunk / High Thread

My problem comes from my drug of choice, narcotic painkillers, which I get prescribed on a more-or-less regular basis for all kinds of crap. Once I'm high as giraffe pussy (thanks Joe Rogan!) *everything* seems like a tots awesome idea. Then I wake up the next day wondering, "Why the motherfuck did I EVER agree to that?!" And I'm stuck desperately searching for a way to weasel out of it. Which I seldom can do. If I'm really lucky, then I have enough pills that I don't give a shit, and I'll happily do whatever I promised.
 
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I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption II while drunk/stoned a lot lately. I normally don’t like playing games like that, but I absolutely love doing it with this one. Probably has to do with how much slower paced it is compared to other, more arcadey games.

On that note the other day I got off a really stressful eight-hour shift and pounded four imported Mexican beers (one Corona Extra and three Pacificos, pretty light stuff) and booted up the game in order to relax. When my old man saw how much I was drinking he started bitching at me like he always does and we got in a big argument about it. Really makes me glad I have this job because I’m hoping to save up enough money to move out (and my friends might have a spot opening up at their place).
 
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Lensherr said:
On that note the other day I got off a really stressful eight-hour shift and pounded four imported Mexican beers (one Corona Extra and three Pacificos, pretty light stuff) and booted up the game in order to relax. When my old man saw how much I was drinking he started bitching at me like he always does and we got in a big argument about it. Really makes me glad I have this job because I’m hoping to save up enough money to move out (and my friends might have a spot opening up at their place).
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Heh, I have the opposite problem with my mom. She's a manager at a bar and she's always offers beer/booze even though she knows I'm more of a smoker. But still, I hope it all works out.
 
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I bought a $40 bottle 0f Fremont Mischief whiskey from Total Wine with my first paycheck from my new job (it came out to $50+ with tax) and also found the first season of Deadwood at a local used book store for only $5, so me and my old man watched the first episode and each had a glass on the rocks the other night. It's a very smoky rye that perfectly complimented the show we were watching.
 
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I was coming home from a concert last night and my Mom was waiting for me. I was expecting the worst, but she instead handed me a tin from my grandpa's work bench, and told me to look inside.

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My grandpa hid an eighth in plain sight, along with a bunch of old lighters and matches. I had to explain to her that this wasn't my stash, and she still put it in my room. I have no idea what to do with this, I have my own stash and I have no idea how old this is, but it miraculously hasn't lost it's scent either.

The only real conclusion I came to is that my Grandpa was even more of a boss than I thought.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I was coming home from a concert last night and my Mom was waiting for me. I was expecting the worst, but she instead handed me a tin from my grandpa's work bench, and told me to look inside.

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My grandpa hid an eighth in plain sight, along with a bunch of old lighters and matches. I had to explain to her that this wasn't my stash, and she still put it in my room. I have no idea what to do with this, I have my own stash and I have no idea how old this is, but it miraculously hasn't lost it's scent either.

The only real conclusion I came to is that my Grandpa was even more of a boss than I thought.
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That reminds me, I was using the bathroom adjacent to my parent's bedroom the other day when I found a small 2-5 mg chocolate edible on the counter by the sink. At first I thought it was just a Christmas candy, since my mom has a lot of those laying around the house, but I looked closer and I noticed it had the same symbol as my pot cookies. I went to ask my dad about it and he told me that my grandma (who's really conservative and a Trump-supporter) gave it to her to help her sleep. I already knew my grandma was using CBD cream to help with her knees, but it still caught me off guard and I was really surprised, especially since my mom has been much more critical of my weed habit than my dad.
 
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How bout now? I usually look up fighting when I'm drunk.
 
i just hit 5 blinkers in a row. i'm slowly phasing in and out of physical time into the metaphysical
 
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Midnight beer is best beer. I used to just go down in my basement and have a drink as late as 2 am.
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Light dinner with some TV ideally a documentary on degenerate drug users, then some fruit and plenty of water as a later snack. Then around 1:30am start drinking on a completely empty stomach and browse threads with a god-tier buzz and go to bed around 7am still with a minor buzz and then wake up around 2pm and watch stuff on your phone and have breakfast around 5pm. Ideally some cold cuts. Yeah that's the depression buzzed life right tbrre.
 
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