Drunk / High Thread

>Tell your dealer you're looking

Set up deal around 6 pm, tell him you'll be there rest of night though.
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Dealer texts around 11:30 pm
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"Bro you at home?"
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Nigga where the fuck else would I be on a Wednesday night? Time to crack a cold one.
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Edit: I give up on the green text.
 
This 420, I went to the local dispensary with my best friend to buy some joints, which he got at a really good price. I ended up joining my friends after work that day to watch Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, since they were in the process of showing my friend the Star Wars prequels and had made it to the final chapter. I smoked one of my friend's joints and took a hit off my big-ass skull bong, which got me way too high and triggered a panic attack much to the chagrin of my friends (note that my friend took a hit before me and I cleared out the tube for him, which is what put me over the edge). Much Star Wars-related autistic argumentation ensured before the evening was done, and we finished the movie at midnight, after which me and my best friend went to his place downstairs to watch The Big Lebowski (which was a much more pleasant experience). I went to sleep at my friend's place at 2 in the morning and woke up at two in the afternoon.

I write this as I am drunk off of 5 shots of Fremont Mischief whiskey and a Kua Bay India Pale Ale from Kona Brewing Co.
 
I am high and I just finished watching a Facebook video of a happy toddler being attacked with cuddles and slobby kisses from a litter of puppies. This was why the Internet was invented.
 
Two times in a row I plan to have edibles and eat ice cream, and the store is not stocking my ice cream. It is the first of May, neither 4/20 nor April Fools'! Mother hasn't time for such foolishness!

anyway peanut m&ms aren't a bad substitute

Billy West is the voice of the red one but they don't sell bags of mixed regular and peanut, though they should since they're good buddies in the commercials. I don't really know about the rest. I think green is just a regular m&m that's a woman? And brown is maybe extra chocolate? Orange is caramel? Pretzel? Purple gets you high and makes you remember Reese's Pieces are the thinking man's coated candy. White gives you the power of the white tiger, the silent stalker, the always killer. Defeat your enemy and ascend, attaining the power of gummy. The Candy Princess has sent you allies! Behold! Gummy Bearsman!
 
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WEEDle said:
Finished my speed yesterday. Three days on speed. First night absolutely no sleep, same for the next day, but on night 2 I had a good 7 hour sleep. Night three I was lying there for about 5 hours trying to sleep, eventually I did and only got about 3 hours max.
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How old are you? I only ask because when you're a teenager it can be nearly impossible to sleep on uppers but the older and lazier you get, it becomes possible. It's not a great sleep and you'll wake up a lot, but it's better than nothing when you get tired of playing with yourself and you just wanna rest awhile.
 
Coleman Francis said:
How old are you? I only ask because when you're a teenager it can be nearly impossible to sleep on uppers but the older and lazier you get, it becomes possible. It's not a great sleep and you'll wake up a lot, but it's better than nothing when you get tired of playing with yourself and you just wanna rest awhile.
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I'm 27. It was my first time trying speed and it must have been pretty strong because the first day I woke up about 7am did 2 lines at about 2:15pm and was unable to sleep at all.

Day 2 I got through without feeling tired despite not sleeping. Snorted my lines just before noon. Not long after midnight I decided I should try to sleep and within a few hours I got some good sleep and woke up around 6:30am.

Day 3, despite sleeping, I was starting to feel fatigued and my mood lowering, but nothing drastic. My throat and nose felt a bit rough. I snorted the lines at the same time as day 2 and went to bed just after midnight again but was unable to sleep. Instead of giving up around 3:30am I just lay there and around 5am I got to sleep and then woke up at 7am.

Overall I'm glad I tried it but I don't see myself doing it again. It's not expensive but I spent the next 3 days after 3 days on speed recovering, just feeling tired, falling asleep during the day. I lost too much weight despite making myself eat and my BMI fell into the anorexic range.

I had Monday off due to Easter, went to work Tuesday and Wednesday and was back to my normal self on Thursday, had my energy back and put on the weight I lost.

Kinda curious to try ecstasy but not in any rush. If I do I'll write about it here. Was curious to try cocaine but decided it was too expensive and I don't want to develop a habit with that. I'm really more into psychedelics but mushrooms are a seasonal thing and I've had a really hard time trying to track down anyone that deals acid after my last dealer moved away... Ah well.
 
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I had a minor surgical procedure and was given hydrocodone to treat the pain. I tried to play magic the gathering while high as a kite. It did not go well. To be honest I don't remember too much, but according to my roommates, I kept playing lands as creatures and then got tired so I sat in an empty cardboard box and fell asleep sitting up.

I'm okay and healing good, but goddamn is hydrocodone something not to be fucked with.
 
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Hanging out with my good friend Captain Morgan and watching urbex videos tonight. They always seem to be more interesting when drunk. Maybe his cousin Blue Dream weed will show up sometime later, the night is still young.
 
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Drinking beer and about to watch Zak Efron play Ted Bundy. When a film generates this much talk, it also generates my curiosity to see what the talk is about. Maybe I should wait until I am sober to watch this, but fuck it, it’s Friday night.
 
I just finished my last undergrad exam! but I'm too exhausted to go out and buy liquor so my roommate gave me some cans of strawberrita :oops:
 
I've stopped drinking and smoking until I finish all my exams. It's a nice incentive for myself in order to get all my shit done, give or take a final paper due after I go home. The downside is my anxiety's a little out of whack and I have to stay up to the point of exhaustion in order to get any sleep instead of the onehitter/pen, but it's not as bad as it was last semester.

And also my pen broke, but the cart's fine. I'm waiting for my next check before I buy a new one. :c
 
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