Drunk / High Thread

Poured one out for myself for not panicking realizing I forgot about a midterm and actually studying.
 
Goddam. I drank 12 Natty Daddies. I was playing with my cat and I couldn't get off of the floor like a fucking June bug. Booze turns me into a Weeble. And I'm already headachey. :geek:
 
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I've mostly been vaping THC carts to get high over the past few months, since some friends of ours were staying with us until recently and my old man didn't want me doing bong rips while they were there, and now that they've left, I've been hitting it a lot to make up for lost time. I kind of think it was for the best that I put it down for a while though, because I got way too high both times I've used it recently (which has always happened to me when using bongs).

In other news, I got a Smoke Buddy recently at one of the local head shops, and I've finally been able to vape carts inside. I've been making my way through Alex Jones' most recent appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience (I watched the first 50 minutes or so at the gym before I realized I'm gonna need copious amounts of THC to fully appreciate it) and taking hits off my new 85% THC strawberry-flavored cart.

 
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I always love bumping this thread when I'm drunk. I've taken too much of my meds. (I'm epileptic, so these are meds that CANNOT get me high (I've tried); I forgot to take them this morning, so I overcompensated once I got home.) I've got a serious bout of motion sickness (imagine you've taken a bunch of amphetamines, but you're not high.) So I'm drinking to ease the pain.

Hey, as Joe Walsh said, life's been good to me so far...
 
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Tonight I'm drinking Squatter's Hop Rising Double IPA, 9% alcohol. And eating some Harbio sour cola bottle gummies, because Spec's sells both. They also had a 12% alcohol triple IPA, but they only sell it as a four pack. That's the same amount of alcohol as most red wines.
 
Bogs said:
I always love bumping this thread when I'm drunk. I've taken too much of my meds. (I'm epileptic, so these are meds that CANNOT get me high (I've tried); I forgot to take them this morning, so I overcompensated once I got home.) I've got a serious bout of motion sickness (imagine you've taken a bunch of amphetamines, but you're not high.) So I'm drinking to ease the pain.

Hey, as Joe Walsh said, life's been good to me so far...
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If you overdose on epilepsy meds do you just stand really still
 
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Shit I'm so fucking drunk right now. We just watched a dude get kicked outta the bar after giving my buddy his watch. What the actual fuck did I just witness.

Update: cops showed up. I just watched the same dude get arrested after trying to get back into the bar.
 
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I’m mildly tipsy from the bar and took the metro all the way to fucking Streamer House only to be realise there’s no booze here and the off-licence s are all closed and the next train back ain’t till the morning.
This is the first opportunity to go out I’ve had in the past few months and I feel betrayed. People acted like there’d be booze here lol.

I have alcohol at home but it’s like an hour walk from here and I’d look like an asshole by ditching everyone for booze. I hate everything.

I’m gonna go on one more hunt for vodka here in their trash heap of a kitchen and if I don't find any it’s gonna be heresy.

I found some vodka but there was only like 20-25% of a bottle and I had to share it with like 3 other people RIP

I’m a skinny bitch who’s a massive lightweight so I’m literally only gonna need like 2 more drinks to be drunk in a satisfactory manner. I think I have like alcohol blue balls lmao. I was very committed to getting wasted tonight.
 
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Oyster crackers are a better drunk snack than pretzels, ande I have passed out drunk as shit with a mouthfull of sourdough pretzels and cream cheese
 
Today was grueling. I ended the work day pretty much covered in mud and sore as hell. I'm about to medicate that away with some GG4 and eat a chicken finger dinner.
 
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Got drunk last night and played gta 5 on my roommates pc for like 15 minutes. Didn't have any guns or even do anything, just ran around decking people and getting shot at by cops. Was a good time
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I am drinking IPAs after being given more responsibility on my job and now I realize I probably should get off the Internet for the rest of the night. More responsibility is a good thing, But sometimes it does not feel that great. If that makes any sense.
 
Midlife Sperglord said:
More responsibility is a good thing, But sometimes it does not feel that great. If that makes any sense.
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Heh, I remember my manager telling me once how he goes back and forth between being okay with it and wishing he was in a lesser position solely so he could deal with less shit.

Anyways, I have a bit of a chest cold at the mo, and pot smoke is kinda the last thing I need in my body rn, so it's Dank Nugs all the way until I stop being a hacking, phlegmy mess.
 
Liquor store ran out of large Soju bottles so for now I'm gonna start working my way through Touzai sake. Living Jewel is pretty good, I'm looking forward to trying Snow Maiden. Sake is based, so far Kikusui Perfect Snow has been my favorite.
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Bogs said:
I always love bumping this thread when I'm drunk. I've taken too much of my meds. (I'm epileptic, so these are meds that CANNOT get me high (I've tried); I forgot to take them this morning, so I overcompensated once I got home.) I've got a serious bout of motion sickness (imagine you've taken a bunch of amphetamines, but you're not high.) So I'm drinking to ease the pain.

Hey, as Joe Walsh said, life's been good to me so far...
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What meds do you take?
 
muh niggas, y'all a buncha swell chums. Someone recommend a good liquore for me to by tomrorow
 
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