"yo, misty step is insane"
it's a teleport.
phil used a level 3 fireball against a single enemy, which is a bit wasteful, honestly.
"it's trying to charm astarion, that's what its saying?"
no, it's saying you have a chance to charm him if you want.
"wait...does this say it's trying to charm me....or I can try and charm him? im confused"
70 hours into the game and doesn't understand how the reaction menu works.
astarion is mad that phil pimped him out as a sex slave and phils low IQ take is just
"I wonder who that woman is. why was she significant? i wonder why he's upset"
phil, he's essentially a rape victim and you forced him to sell his body for your benefit. phil is now victim blaming Astarion
"he's not explaining why or what he's talking about though."
this is why I disagree with people who call phil a psycho or a sociopath. he's not either of those things. he's just so fucking low IQ he literally can not understand empathy.
"I don't know what to say here, who cares?"
phil doesnt' care for other people, not because he's a sociopath, but because he has the intelligence of an animal.
"I don't understand why he thinks that's so different. i dont' get it. what made a big deal about it? the games not being too clear about that."
Phil forces a character who has been sexually abused to let someone use them for sexual gratification for phils own benefit, then doesn't understand why Astarion is upset. I say this with all sincerity, phil. Kill yourself.
Wyll, a strong black man, offers to dance with Phil, phil starts going "Nooo, NOOOOO" then starts giggling and kicking his feet back and forth, then accepts and is now dancing with Wyll.
"im confused, are we in silent hill? when did the game turn into monster zombies?"
you're in a place called the "shadow-cursed lands."
"I apologize to everyone, I didn't know this kinda stuff was in the game, honestly"
all that's happening is a weird corrupt elf man cutting up a body. it's honestly very tame. weird reaction from phil.
phil managed to use a charisma check to make a boss kill itself so he didn't have to fight it. phil is extremely pleased with this outcome.
phil has been ambushed by the fish people.
"WHAT? CRITICAL MISS?"
phil was extremely confident a move would hit, it didn't. i can't tell if he was reading shit wrong because his webcam was blocking the pop-up, but I assume he was.
"again, I don't understand this fucking game"
phil is confused on why the character with the debuff Ensnared, which says you can't move, is unable to move.
"this is fucking horseshit"
phil is really not grasping the concept of "CAN NOT MOVE"
he is currently dying to the shadow curse because he thinks being inside a building should protect you from a magical curse.
lae'zel has died to the shadow curse, press f in the chat.
phil is going on about how "meaningful" Gale's friendship scene was and how romance would've ruined it. he seems to strongly imply that any romance in a scene ruins the scene.
every time he enters turn-based mod he screams "WHY ARE WE IN TURN BASED MODE? WHAT HAPPENED?"
