DSP Reacts/Rewrites History!: The John Rambo and Howard Video [June 4th, 2022]

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Pray with me. Some day.
 
So many just blatant lies trying to make Howard look bad for some reason. Howard said he would come (repeat x3 for some autistic reason) then says he's busy last minute? I recently rewatched a Tevin Back in Time where DSP was shilling the hell out of his last CT playthrough, he said Rambo would be there, and said he hoped Howard would be there, he's busy but he's hoping. Literally well before the event Howard had clearly told him he was busy.

Who else would have told DSP about the dude dying? Howard and John both mention no one in CT wanting to tell DSP, and I believe John then also confirms that no one else told DSP. Despite how truly scummy DSP was, Howard was still nice enough to let DSP know that someone he believed DSP may have cared about (jokes on Howard) passed, for literally no gain, and this is his reward. Truly DSP is scum.
 
Love how Phil says I only made like 10 bucks off my dead friend. It wasn't like I was making shirts of them.
Somehow, somehow, I can see Phil in 10 years admitting he groomed Leanna or something. I feel like he would still get away with that. After all, I'm sure he'll survive the heat death of the universe by the sheer amount of entropy this man generates underneath his body fat is akin to an artificial nuclear sun.

"I only had sex with her underage to own the asians. It's not like I groomed her and then sent her off as a prostitute or anything!" - DSP 2032
 
Somehow, somehow, I can see Phil in 10 years admitting he groomed Leanna or something. I feel like he would still get away with that.
I think it would be easy, which is a disgusting way to think of it but just think about it, there's not a lot of evidence. A lot of it is hearsay. I recall there being a very old youtube video of someone close to the situation, I think? He explained that Phil groomed her, but it was so long ago that I don't know if it could be found.
 
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For a guy taking the blame he sure loves to blame everyone else, Phil saying he to chat complimented rambo after admitting to shitting in him in a backhanded way.....yeah this is just.mental illness,

This video is just two guys talking about how they felt and what they felt happened and he literally says no your wrong for feeling that way.
Phil doesn't see other people with wants or feelings it's just what he gets and fucking everyone else.

This debunk stream that was mostly true is now mostly bullshit and trolls fault, it's just the same thing again and again.
Literary never called because he's a fucking coward and then claims I texted him why won't he text me, alsohe fucking read out rambos text to his fans before so why the fuck would rambo want to text him.

Howard confirmed piece of shit, so phils not slandering him

Didn't want to text you Phil because last time he did you read them to stream,
Your depression doesn't abdicate you from responsibility for your actions you dumb fat faggot.
 
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wow Phil blames his lifestyle as the reason he wasn't able to call Rambo as opposed to actually not giving a fuck about him because he needs that money.
He doesn't know how to keep friends. It doesn't matter how busy you are in life, you can make time to talk to friends. Someone like Phil would rather recluse and lose his friends because money.
 
The real takeaway from all this is Phil Burnell finally admitted he's a lying piece of shit, and every time he says he's being super honest he's not being honest at all. His dents probably didn't manage to parse that part in the entirety of the pignosis of todays events, but it's the part I'll always treasure.
 
I need to go back and rewatch it but did he say "I didn't shoot him" during the T segment..? maybe I misheard that
Your honor! I didn't kill that man? Sure, the gun is mine, the ammo was mine, and my prints are mine. But it's not my fault I got my friend drunk, he totally tried to kill me, tripped, fell, and got two shots to the back of the head!

He needs to touch grass. Fortunately for us (and unfortunately for him), I'm not sure how that happens unless he gets held up while traveling to the restaurant/supermarket. Maybe if WWE champions comes out with a Pokemon GO clone?
 
The real takeaway from all this is Phil Burnell finally admitted he's a lying piece of shit, and every time he says he's being super honest he's not being honest at all. His dents probably didn't manage to parse that part in the entirety of the pignosis of todays events, but it's the part I'll always treasure.
I fucking thought I heard that shit, thanks for reminding me.
 
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