DORITOS® JACKED™ Black DUIDUIDUI JACE 9/11s VIA PRIUS + unveils "OPERATION WU-POCALYPSE"

[XYZpdq]

You think it can't be solved by street racing? Naieve then.

I understand Jace that feels street racing will "solve" things, but did he ever explain how it's supposed to work? Do you just like, duel on the field of honor and then when you lose relinquish your claims to whatever bug you have up your ass?

 

[Azazel]

The Commander takes to Youtube instead of going to the hospital

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We certainly would never mock the Commander

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[XYZpdq]

The Commander takes to Youtube instead of going to the hospital

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Do we need the tactical vomit count going?

 

[Zarkon]

"I FEEL IF I AM METAPHORICALLY BLANK TRAPPED IN WHITE SKIN"

I can't stop laughing, oh my God. Ex-Marine, Permanent Victim.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"I FEEL IF I AM METAPHORICALLY BLANK TRAPPED IN WHITE SKIN"

I can't stop laughing, oh my God. Ex-Marine, Permanent Victim.

So he's wolfkin and trans-nigger? Crap! Tumblr is sinking its hooks deeper and deeper!

 

[Truck Rockfort]

So he's wolfkin and trans-nigger? Crap! Tumblr is sinking its deeper and deeper!

At least he won't be preaching about privilege... I hope.

 

[HoloSkull]

Gotta love the momentary self-awareness Jace has that life isn't a video game.

Yep, its certainly not Halo Jace.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

Gotta love the momentary self-awareness Jace has that life isn't a video game.

Yep, its certainly not Halo Jace.

I like the juxtaposition of the comment about how he learned combat and driving skills from video games.

 

[anephric]

Puking at desks and/or monitors with VELOCITIES. That reads like the back of a 1990s action figure. "Now with PUKE POWER... WITH VELOCITIES!"

"Stand him up or plug him into his base, Jace with VELOCITY PUKING is always ready for action!"

(This might top the chipmunk's bundle of bananas line from Chrischan. I'm dying over here.)

 

[HoloSkull]

I like the juxtaposition of the comment about how he learned combat and driving skills from video games.

He'll always say stuff like that to "prove" how kewl he perceives himself to be. Then flip over to something mundane when it suits him. Comedy gold.

 

[The Joker]

Lulz, Wicca doesn't work that way. But it's good he's attempting to read.

That book is way too advanced for Tyce, this is more of his level:
Never mind, too complicated. Try this:

The last thing I want is for Jace to go to jail, I think he would handle it worse than Chris!

 

[Zarkon]

Jace has solved the 3D modeling problem!

$5 says foil underwear.

 

[HoloSkull]

Jace has solved the 3D modeling problem!

$5 says foil underwear.

So now I got a picture of the commander in my head on the side of the road with his crinkling undergarments.

I didn't need that today.

 

[The Joker]

No man, his cia connections will help him.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Jace has solved the 3D modeling problem!

$5 says foil underwear.

Close. It's an apron made of one of those silver sun-shades you put in a car's windshield, as seen in this stream. Which means there's a fair chance he had one with him on the road.

 

[HoloSkull]

Still I can totally see the commander concocting a "final solution" with rolls of tin foil.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

That book is way too advanced for Tyce, this is more of his level:
Never mind, too complicated. Try this:

The magic books full of mysterious arcane symbols spelling out mystical truths in a secret language that only the initiated can understand are a well-worn fantasy trope. In Tyce's case, that language happens to be English.

 

[Gringo]

He'll get Tyce to break him out if he ends up in jail? Are they somehow back on speaking terms now, or is he just confusing Tyce with Eli somehow? I do think it would be pretty awesome to see Tyce attempt to break the Commander out of jail, although hopefully it won't come to that. Tyce would probably give up when the McDonalds legions fail to show anyways.

 

[Cosmos]

I'm super happy that Jace is alive and (mostly) unharmed, but holy shit, reading through all of this has made my entire day. Especially his incoherent rant about how "the chinks" and Brianna Wu literally tried to murder him by sabotaging his Prius and not because, you know, he was trying to drag race in a Prius during a New England snowstorm.

 

[XYZpdq]

He'll get Tyce to break him out if he ends up in jail? Are they somehow back on speaking terms now, or is he just confusing Tyce with Eli somehow? I do think it would be pretty awesome to see Tyce attempt to break the Commander out of jail, although hopefully it won't come to that. Tyce would probably give up when the McDonalds legions fail to show anyways.

Good question. When Tyce was asked his thoughts on recent events he was dismissive of Jace. There might be some unknown communication between the two but I suspect Jace is just more confused than usual.