Dumbest thing you've done while either tired or drunk?

The stupidest thing I've done tonight was stab myself in the thigh 3 times with a fork out of impulse because I was pissed at myself.

I say that was quite stupid.
 
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Wildchild said:
The stupidest thing I've done tonight was stab myself in the thigh 3 times with a fork out of impulse because I was pissed at myself.

I say that was quite stupid.
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If you weren't tired or drunk you just posted off topic and want attention... just saying.
 
Rat Speaker said:
If you weren't tired or drunk you just posted off topic and want attention... just saying.
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I was tired.

Obviously, stabbing yourself with a fork isn't normal or rational behavior, and I wouldn't have done it if I was rested.
 
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RIck Sanchez said:
Stabbing yourself with a fork isn't normal... But on meth it is!
Meth: not even once.
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I wasn't on Meth, but it was an emotionally charged situation since I woke up and made myself some eggs, and then my father got irritated and started coming into my room calling me that I'm a selfish lazy fuck because I didn't eat anything from the fridge and told me that I should just fuck off and die and then told me that he was sick of all he had done for me and then I would never amount to anything and I was just a bother on him and then that was when I threw a bowl at him and then stabbed myself in the leg with a fork.

He was angry and over-reacted, which made me overreact and act crazy and stab myself in the leg.
 
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Wildchild said:
I wasn't on Meth, but it was an emotionally charged situation since I woke up and made myself some eggs, and then my father got irritated and started coming into my room calling me that I'm a selfish lazy fuck because I didn't eat anything from the fridge and told me that I should just fuck off and die and then told me that he was sick of all he had done for me and then I would never amount to anything and I was just a bother on him and then that was when I threw a bowl at him and then stabbed myself in the leg with a fork.

He was angry and over-reacted, which made me overreact and act crazy and stab myself in the leg.
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At what point does shrek come in?
 
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Years ago, an ex of mine and I went to a party. I got fucking lit; smoked too much weed, drank too much, and even had about an 8th of shrooms. I was absolutely wasted, but she maintained, at most, a heavy buzz. So we safely get home, and go to bed.
Fast forward to about 4 in the morning, where I wake up standing in the middle of our room, with my dick out and my ex SCREAMING bloody murder.
Turns out I drunkenly sleep walked over to her purse, pulled my dick out, and started pissing into it while at the top of my lungs: "HA-HA-HA-HA" or laughing like a cartoon villain
 
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:ow:
 
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