Dumbest thing you've done while either tired or drunk?

While high I ran buck NEKKID across the Taco bell parking lot right after the big rivalry football game. It was PACKED, and I ran from one side of the parking lot to the other where my friends were waiting with the car.

Unfortunately, I was watching behind me for pursuit and ran right into a cop car. Laid right out, naked, on the hood of his patrol car. We kind of stared at each other for a second, he rolled the window down and said "run!" Didn't have to tell me twice.

Made it to friend dudes car, and took off to cat calls and laughter. I guess it isn't often a bunch of hicks see a 6 foot tall volleyball player run naked in sneakers across a packed parking lot.
 
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Got rip shit on jungle juice with some former Gurkhas and a few Afrikanners and proceeded to have a shooting contest just outside the bar in an empty lot. Woke up a bunch of locals who began shooting in to the air from their homes windows.

We drunkenly fled in a Ford mini van back to our hotel.


The other was from high school where I got drunk with a cute chick from the class ahead of me and used a Bartles and James bottle in her like a dildo and got some of the foil wrapper stuck in her pussy, so when we tried to fuck it hurt us both and we quit trying.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan said:
Unfortunately, I was watching behind me for pursuit and ran right into a cop car. Laid right out, naked, on the hood of his patrol car. We kind of stared at each other for a second, he rolled the window down and said "run!" Didn't have to tell me twice.
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But during the Stone Age. . .

You're lucky he wanted to do the paperwork on that shit as much as you wanted to be arrested.
 
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Morose_Obesity said:
Fucked a "2" in the bathroom of a nightclub. A few weeks later she wanted some more but I wasn't blackout drunk that night.
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You were blackout drunk and you were still able to recognize that she was a two, so in reality, she was about a negative four.
 
TiggerNits said:
Got rip shit on jungle juice.....
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Oh lord. Jungle Juice. I think everyone has a different recipe for it, everyone thinks THEIR's is the best, and the only thing they all have in common is extremely high proof booze! Do you remember your recipe for it? I would LOVE a Meet up where everyone makes and brings their own brand of Jungle Juice and we all vote on the best tasting. It would basically just be an excuse for all of us to get completely fit shaced, but for a good cause.
 
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I was drunk at a house party in high school and somehow got talked into going as the "backup" on a drug deal with my buddy and some dealer kid who I had never met. Deal went down fine, but on the way back to the party, we were t-boned on the passenger side by a Dodge doing 50 miles per hour in the dealer's two door early 90s Ford Escort. I got away with a pretty bad concussion, a broken leg, and some pretty gnarly bruises. My buddy was in the backseat without a seat belt on and they had to cut him out of the car and he was in a coma for a week.

Thankfully the dealer was completely sober and none of us had anything on us, or it could have been a lot fucking worse. Dude in the Dodge was ticketed for running a red and that was the end of it.

The incident I feel the worst about also happened in high school, but I was completely sober. I was driving around with my friends being stupid and we stole a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe out of some random front yard. We "drove" it around downtown and ended up ditching it on a sidewalk. I still feel sick whenever I think of it. Kids are fucking stupid.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan said:
Oh lord. Jungle Juice. I think everyone has a different recipe for it, everyone thinks THEIR's is the best, and the only thing they all have in common is extremely high proof booze! Do you remember your recipe for it? I would LOVE a Meet up where everyone makes and brings their own brand of Jungle Juice and we all vote on the best tasting. It would basically just be an excuse for all of us to get completely fit shaced, but for a good cause.
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The one I've seen used involves halving and then hollowing out a watermelon, splitting a fifth of Everclear between the halves, then letting that shit combine over the course of about 24 hours, then chopping it all up and putting it in a giant punch bowl along with the liquid, then using something like a standard sangria recipe to combine it with cheap ass wine, and then throw in shit like berries and grapes and whatever.

I actually don't remember what happens after this, but that's kind of the point.
 
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AnOminous said:
The one I've seen used involves halving and then hollowing out a watermelon, splitting a fifth of Everclear between the halves, then letting that shit combine over the course of about 24 hours, then chopping it all up and putting it in a giant punch bowl along with the liquid, then using something like a standard sangria recipe to combine it with cheap ass wine, and then throw in shit like berries and grapes and whatever.

I actually don't remember what happens after this, but that's kind of the point.
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We used to get a few huge containers of rainbow sherbet,about 3 large bottles of everclear, grenadine, 3 or 4 bottles of 7up, and the same amount of vodka. add in frozen fruit (we always did strawberries and pineapples) throw it into a new and lined garbage can....the BIG one. add more booze and sherbet as the night progresses and get completely legless on stuff that tastes like Church Lady Punch. For some fancy touches, float orange slices and maraschino cherries and BAM! Instant amnesia! By the time you realize that you MAY HAVE drank too much, you have!

We used to make tons of this stuff for after parties for plays at the college, and St.Patty's Day, and Easter, and Spring Equinox . . . . that and Goldschlagger shakes. We LOVED Goldschlagger shakes.
 
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Maiden-TieJuan said:
Oh lord. Jungle Juice. I think everyone has a different recipe for it, everyone thinks THEIR's is the best, and the only thing they all have in common is extremely high proof booze! Do you remember your recipe for it? I would LOVE a Meet up where everyone makes and brings their own brand of Jungle Juice and we all vote on the best tasting. It would basically just be an excuse for all of us to get completely fit shaced, but for a good cause.
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It's my go-to term for unidentifiable but sweet alcohol. I don't have recipe so much as a natural suspicion for mixed drinks with more than 4 ingredients
 
During my teenage years I would spend my summers with my grandparents. Which was about 400 miles away from civilization. My mom obviously had a lot of trust issues with me. Which was hillarious because my grandparents didnt give two fucks about where i was or what i did. They lived out on a lake, had their own boat and we hardly ever saw cops out there. I was going on 17 and that summer I managed to convince about 30 of my friends to come up for an entire week.

We were drunk every single night. High as fuck walking around the nature trails and taking out the boat. I know at some point I ate a couple shrooms while laying by the lake looking up at the sky and it was so fucking magical. And all this brings us to the very last night of our week long party where shit got fucking real.

My mom shows up around 9-10pm just out of the fucking blue. No idea why maybe her mother's intuition. I'm on the beach laying there topless with a few other girls smoking the fattest joint. I can see her looking down at me as I'm taking a hit not realising it's her. I was so fucking high I started to laugh at her thinking maybe I was seeing shit and I start to notice my friends are backing away from me. I'm laying there joint in hand, a bottle of Jack to my side and empty beer cans covering the beach. After that she refused to take me back there for the summer. :(
 
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