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Dumbest thing you've done while either tired or drunk?
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- Sep 27, 2019
20 years old. My uncle challenged me to a drinking contest. I wanted to look like Mr. Big Badass despite barely having touched alcohol before (and even then it amounted to just sipping on a beer for an hour)
I’m downing shot after shot of vodka, never noticing my uncle just wanted to fuck with me and had replaced all his shots with water. I had maybe 6 shots before I really started to feel it.
An hour later, I’m out in his backyard loudly proclaiming myself to be Blackbeard the Pirate, The Jolly Green Giant and Lord of the Druids. I accused his oak tree of being uppity and tried to tackle it to the ground.
After awhile my uncle and my cousin had to walk me up my driveway, one on each side of me to my door. I didn’t make it that far. I fell into the woodpile by my garage and started laughing like Tom Hulce in Amadeus. Woke up with huge nasty bruises all over my legs but didn’t feel a damn thing.
I’m downing shot after shot of vodka, never noticing my uncle just wanted to fuck with me and had replaced all his shots with water. I had maybe 6 shots before I really started to feel it.
An hour later, I’m out in his backyard loudly proclaiming myself to be Blackbeard the Pirate, The Jolly Green Giant and Lord of the Druids. I accused his oak tree of being uppity and tried to tackle it to the ground.
After awhile my uncle and my cousin had to walk me up my driveway, one on each side of me to my door. I didn’t make it that far. I fell into the woodpile by my garage and started laughing like Tom Hulce in Amadeus. Woke up with huge nasty bruises all over my legs but didn’t feel a damn thing.
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- Feb 19, 2021
July 4th about 2001 celebration with some friends. We're at a cabin one of them has on his dad's farmland up in the hills north of here. Guns, fireworks, barbecue, and every type of alcohol. Strangely, though, the guns and fireworks weren't the problem, we used them without any incident.
Nope, it would be something else. The east side of the cabin's wrap around porch had sus flooring and wasn't safe to walk on, so the sliding glass door to it was blocked off with several pieces of furniture like we were barricading against zombies or something. Welllp, after a lot of vodka, beer, and drinking straight Kahlua my addled brain decides to test that porch. So with the precision of a medieval alchemist, despite being drunk as shit, I move and gently place all the furniture out of the way, take a step out and put a single leg through the whole floor. Probably would have hurt like shit if I wasn't numb. After vomiting black and taking a short nap, I was told I kept asking "Is that hole still there or did I imagine it?"
Nope, it would be something else. The east side of the cabin's wrap around porch had sus flooring and wasn't safe to walk on, so the sliding glass door to it was blocked off with several pieces of furniture like we were barricading against zombies or something. Welllp, after a lot of vodka, beer, and drinking straight Kahlua my addled brain decides to test that porch. So with the precision of a medieval alchemist, despite being drunk as shit, I move and gently place all the furniture out of the way, take a step out and put a single leg through the whole floor. Probably would have hurt like shit if I wasn't numb. After vomiting black and taking a short nap, I was told I kept asking "Is that hole still there or did I imagine it?"
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- Nov 21, 2021
Did the second-worst thing you can do in Thailand drunk—decided to get in the ring with a thai boxer. Felt that shit the rest of the trip.
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Woke up in the middle of the night after 3 double shifts 3 days in a row and many more before that and celebrating getting through the busy season at my work with far too much alcohol, went to go pee, pissed into my dirty clothes hamper. Woke up and was like "wow what a weird dream" until I went into my closet and it smelled of piss. Definitely drunk, definitely tired.