Culture ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ To Remove Half-Species From Player’s Handbook, Claims The Entire Idea Is “Inherently Racist” - Race mixing is now verboten.

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In their latest step forward on their long march to lost profits, Wizards of the Coast has revealed that they will be removing the concept of ‘Half-‘ species from the Dungeons & Dragons Player’s Handbook on the grounds that they are “not comfortable” including an “inherently racist” concept in the game.

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The Knights of Solamnia march to their duty. Art by Daarken via Dungeons & Dragons Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen (2022), Wizards of the Coast

This forthcoming update was first announced publicly at the recent D&D Creator Summit, an event wherein Wizards of the Coast gathered a number of notable personalities ranging from game developers to content creators and provided them with a sneak peek at Dungeons & Dragons’ upcoming releases.

Following a rocky start to the Summit marred with various technical difficulty issues, the publisher eventually hosted a demo of their upcoming D&D Virtual Tabletop, after which D&D lead rules designer Jeremy Crawford, senior story designer Chris Perkins, and studio art director Josh Herman appeared for a Q&A session with the attendees.

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The Dragon Queen Takhisis attacks a group of soldiers with a Red Dragon. Art by Katerina Landon for Dungeons & Dragons Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen (2022), Wizards of the Coast
Eventually, the post-demo Q&A turned to the topic of WotC’s ongoing efforts to sanitize D&D, beginning with a question about how exactly the publisher makes use of their sensitivity readers.

“We don’t send everything to the same people all the time,” Crawford explained of their content review process (per a summary of the event posted to the EN World forum by user brimmels and a recap provided by content creator Daniel Kwan). “Different reviewers have different areas of expertise and experience. Everything gets sent to at least 2 people, sometimes more. The old inclusion review process had holes in it because they would only send out what they thought would be a problem. Now EVERYTHING is sent out so we aren’t guessing what might be a problem.”

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Three ghostly apparitions, revived by the Cataclysm, flicker in spectral flames in a crypt. A human man steps down from his horse to help an elf woman up. Art by Katerina Ladon via Dungeons & Dragons Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen (2022), Wizards of the Coast
“Our team are game designers and storytellers, we’re not experts in culture and inclusion,” he added. “So we’re focused on what damage should this creature do. That’s why everything goes through inclusion review now so everything in our game brings out delight. Even reprints are going through inclusion review. That’s why some older books are changing, too.”

Further elaborating on WotC’s process, the designer detailed, “We get a full report. We then address the issues identified. We have a conversation. Then it goes back to the reviewers so they can see what we did and comment as to whether it addressed the issue. We also now send the art, even the sketches, through the review process. Jeremy thinks of it as ‘inclusion collaboration’ because it’s a conversation going on.”

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A human and a half-ling make sure their opponent is down for the count on a Dungeon Master’s Screen (2016), Wizards of the Coast
To this end, Crawford then confirmed that due to the game now having four elf variants for players to choose from when creating a character – standard Elves, high Elves, Wolf Elves, and the Drow – the Player’s Handbook would soon be revised to do away with ‘half-‘ species.

“Frankly, we are not comfortable, and haven’t been for years with any of the options that start with ‘half’,” he explained of this decision. “The half construction is inherently racist so we simply aren’t going to include it in the new Player’s Handbook.”

Unsurprisingly, Crawford did not expand on his accusation, and thus his reasoning behind this claim remains unknown.

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The soon-to-be-memory-holed race descriptions for Half-Elves and Half-Orcs (2023), D&D Beyond Official Website

However, despite their removal from the Player’s Handbook, Crawford assured players that “If someone wants to play those character options, they’ll still be in D&D Beyond [and] they’ll still be in the 2014 Player’s Handbook”

It should be noted that though players may still be allowed to create Half- characters, thanks to their removal from the core materials, such characters can not be used in an officially-sanctioned event.)

As of writing, it is unclear when the Player’s Handbook will officially be revised, nor when it will hit shelves.
 
They rewriting the Drow not to be evil.

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Utterly retarded. The drow don't see themselves as evil, they see everyone else as fucking weird for not worshipping one of the only gods that actively does stuff for you. Lolth is a cunt, but she's a cunt that actively answers prayers, gives real guidance, and tells you there's a long term plan. There's no wishy washy with her.

It's like if they rewrote the Aztecs to have no human sacrifice. They didn't think they were the evil bad guys, they thought they were giving back the stolen fragments of a sun god; and that we were fucking weird for wanting to keep them.
 
I love that WotC does this just right after Disney had their shareholders meeting where 80% of the shareholders were pissed off at Disney and telling them to stop putting woke shit in their products. The costumers and shareholders have had enough of this woke bullshit but companies like Disney and WotC will keep doing this because the money they are getting from BlackRock is too good to pass up.
 
This is Women in charge though. Women typically don't take the figurehead position. It requires too much accountability.

The game is over when the King is captured. But the Queen is the most powerful piece on the board.

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As a father of a daughter I can't stand soy-filled bitches like this who use "having a daughter" as an excuse to be bitchs.

Motherfuckers I taught my daughter how to say "No" with authority as soon as she learned how to talk, how to throw a proper punch at 4, and basic gun safety and marksmanship at 5. I guaran-fucking-tee you she is more competent than any of you feminist faggots.

And guess what, she's still a little girl who loves unicorns, princesses, and barbie. And I have also, as a father, taught her realistic expectations. She knows that "action girls" are bullshit, that women aren't as strong as men, and that no, there weren't wheelchair bound, black lesbians fighting in WW2. I taught her these things so that if she does ever have to defend herself against a man or a boy she wont try to just punch them in the face and will actually try to do something effective, that isn't based on the fantasies of karens and men too fucking weak to say "no" to them.
 
Audiences don't have some special right to never be offended or upset by the things that they read. That's ridiculous. It's tantamount to a demand that stories be morally perfect and free of any cynicism of any sort. If that was the case, you'd never be able to depict anything immoral about humanity. You'd never be able to depict anything that reveals some flaw, some foible, some imperfection.
“I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound or stab us. If the book we're reading doesn't wake us up with a blow to the head, what are we reading for? So that it will make us happy, as you write? Good Lord, we would be happy precisely if we had no books, and the kind of books that make us happy are the kind we could write ourselves if we had to. But we need books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea within us. That is my belief.”
- Franz Kafka
 
Hasbro has gone very woke recently and it’s insane. There is Corporate Memphis art on the fucking Scrabble box now. Monopoly has been utterly fucked. The art that’s been on the cards since the 1930s has been replaced by this shit:
https://corporate.hasbro.com/en-us/articles/monopoly_game_updates_community_chest_cards

I actually returned a copy of Monopoly recently because it was so pozzed (didn’t even have the iron token) and bought a Parker Bros. version on EBay from the 80s instead. I’m sure a bunch of other classic board games have been either castrated or euthanized.
So, uh, how exactly does Hasbro think you flatten out wrinkly clothes?
 
Hasbro has gone very woke recently and it’s insane. There is Corporate Memphis art on the fucking Scrabble box now. Monopoly has been utterly fucked. The art that’s been on the cards since the 1930s has been replaced by this shit:
https://corporate.hasbro.com/en-us/articles/monopoly_game_updates_community_chest_cards

I actually returned a copy of Monopoly recently because it was so pozzed (didn’t even have the iron token) and bought a Parker Bros. version on EBay from the 80s instead. I’m sure a bunch of other classic board games have been either castrated or euthanized.


LOL The guy is virtually Scrooge McDuck. He doesn't give a fuck about this shit.

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And this shit is why I only play 3.5 with my own circle of friends and my brothers. It’s also why anytime someone tells me they play 5e I immediately write them off as a soy guzzling faggot who can and will ruin anything they’re brought into.

Gatekeeping is a good thing, and man I miss the days when tabletop were just games for nerds and hadn’t gone mainstreamed.
The only people who b**** about gatekeeping of the people the gate is meant to keep out
 
God, this shit is so tiresome. At least when my favorite comic book/movie/cartoon for Cambodian girls gets wokeified, I can just ignore it. But as anyone in the tabletop community can tell you, once the new edition comes out its either play the new edition or play nothing at all unless you're one of the lucky few with a gaming group that will jump systems for you. The worst part is these are the same people that wagged their finger at you for 'gatekeeping' a few years ago all while showing they're exactly the kind of people you need to gatekeep against.
 
We're going so full circle that leftoids are becoming conservatives.
Incorrect - the original progressives were against race mixing and fully supported segragation. They're just returning to their roots.
Next, I dare someone to go after the most beloved half-breed of all: Mr. Spock.
Kurtzman Trek has already ruined him.
And every one of these soy-golem males should be eaten by lions for the crowd's enjoyment.
Don't worry, Johnny. At the rate things are going to shit, it's quite possible we'll see that very thing in our lifetime.
 
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Incorrect - the original progressives were against race mixing and fully supported segragation. They're just returning to their roots.

History repeats:

" Democrats gradually regained power in the Southern legislatures[17] as violent insurgent paramilitary groups, such as the Ku Klux Klan, White League, and Red Shirts disrupted Republican organizing, ran Republican officeholders out of town, and lynched Black voters as an intimidation tactic to suppress the Black vote.[18] Extensive voter fraud was also used. "

 
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