E3 2016 - Where all your hopes and dreams explode and die

[vertexwindi]

You can use weapons while snowboarding on your shield and pick up a skeleton's arm when it falls apart and use it as a weapon.

GOTY 2017

 

[Somar]

Man Zelda looks fucking fantastic, it almost makes up for the fact Nintendo has barely anything to show this year ... almost.

 

[Cubanodun]

For the surprise of no one tumblr and the usual suspects are enraged because Link is a guy, Aonuma even stated that IF he was going to put a girl it would be Zelda... but that idea was shut down almost immediately

almost all the people i know are doing their reservations right now, expect polygon and kotaku bitching

 

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For the surprise of no one tumblr and the usual suspects are enraged because Link is a guy, Aonuma even stated that IF he was going to put a girl it would be Zelda... but that idea was shut down almost immediately

almost all the people i know are doing their reservations right now, expect polygon and kotaku bitching

The social justice crowd can go eat a bag of pickled dicks. You can bitchslap an enemy to death with their own arm and then snowboard down a mountain and set their house on fire all the while in your underwear- their whining is irrelevant.

When the fuck is the release date, Nintendo.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Nintendo really stepped up their game, given Reggie especially shit out of his mouth multiple times last year.

 

[Spellskite]

New Nier: Automata trailer, and holy cow does this game look gorgeous. Beautiful designs, fantastic music, fast-paced combat...boy, I wish they had played this at the Sony conference yesterday, but this looks really excellent.

 

[MrTroll]

Thank god, Link still has a penis. Crisis averted.

 

[vertexwindi]

You can bitchslap an enemy to death with their own arm and then snowboard down a mountain and set their house on fire all the while in your underwear

You can smack a skeleton around with its own arm and then proceed to snowboard down the mountain on your shield shooting fire arrows at some houses burning them down before jumping over some enemies while still boarding on your shield and then throwing your zweihander at them and grabbing it on the floor with your tablet's magnetic powers to smack them around with it.

GOTY 2017

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Link can smack monsters with his dick.

Problem, SocJus?

 

[Spellskite]

Thank god, Link still has a penis. Crisis averted.

The tears are fucking delicious. Neogaf is having a meltdown and the clickbait is coming.

During the conversation, which was translated by a Nintendo representative, we asked Aonuma if the rumors of having the option to play as a female version of Link are accurate. He said that he's aware of the conversations happening online, stating: "So yes, there were rumors like that, and we did discuss as a staff as to what would be possible if we took that route."

However, instead of entertaining the idea of the player being able to choose the hero Link's gender, Aonuma said his team considered what they deemed to be the simplest option; making princess Zelda the lead character. "We thought about it," said Aonuma, "and decided that if we're going to have a female protagonist it's simpler to have Princess Zelda as the main character."

This idea was ultimately rejected, because according to Aonuma "...if we have princess Zelda as the main character who fights, then what is Link going to do? Taking into account that, and also the idea of the balance of the Triforce, we thought it best to come back to this [original] makeup."

tldr - NINTENDO HATES WOMEN

 

[Someone in a Tree]

You'd think that the people bitching about the lack of a female Link had other shit to be mad about that's dominating the news right now.

 

[MrTroll]

You'd think that the people bitching about the lack of a female Link had other shit to be mad about that's dominating the news right now.

You must be referring to the man of indeterminate race and religion who specifically targeted an LGBT nightclub in an anti-gay hate crime that had absolutely nothing to do with religion whatsoever?

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I meant to get a WiiU in 2014, but I never had the money at the time.

I may as well get one now, mainly because I'm not sure how their next system is going to be like...

 

[dunbrine47]

You must be referring to the man of indeterminate race and religion who specifically targeted an LGBT nightclub in an anti-gay hate crime that had absolutely nothing to do with religion whatsoever?

They must have skipped the start of a lot of these press conferences then.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Goddammit, journalists, stop bitching about no female Link. You already got one in Hyrule Warriors.

Oh wait, you complained about it, too. Fucking hacks...

 

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You'd think that the people bitching about the lack of a female Link had other shit to be mad about that's dominating the news right now.

You would think that, but keep in mind these are the same sorts of people that would make giant diatribes about how Widowmaker's ass is an affront to all womankind, how having a female character so much as be looked at in the wrong way propagates rape culture, and any black character any less perfect that Black Jesus equates abject racism...

...and then in the next breath they scream how gamers have no grasp of reality.

 

[Cubanodun]

Chronicle of the Salt

Spoiler: Everyday i'm shoveling

First this idiot was hyping the freaking shit about Female link

After tons of tons w33ning


a little reminder she has a reputation of asspulling rumours and shit

AND CLICKBAIT

Yeah no one gives a shit about Alison rapp anymore, no, THEY MADE LINK MALE, TRANNYS ARE GOING TO KILL THEMSELVES FOR THIS

tl;dr Nintendo did a zelda game with link, the link that is a icon (and male) for 25+ years, that is unacceptable and haram, no one cared, pre-orders are sky high

 

[MrTroll]

I bet Nintendo was preparing to make the most diverse Link in history, black, woman, lesbian, the whole works, then they saw the leak on twitter and got so pissed off that they decided to make him his usual blue-eyed Aryan ubermensch.

Shitlords: 1
Twitter blabbermouths: 0

 

[ASoulMan]

Link should have been an attack helicopter.

I cannot wait for this game to come out.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Spoiler: "Why can't we have a Zelda game where the main protagonist is a woman?"