E3 (but not really) 2022

SSj_Ness said:
P1 or P2 did have a nigger though, but in the localization they bizarrely made him white. P1 & 2 suck anyway, the gameplay is actual dogshit compressed into disc form.
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Actually the other way around, they turned the character Mark into a nigger when the first game came out in the US.
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They'll announce a Pokemon re-release or some shit that you have to pay a monthly online subscription to play and retards will eat it up.
 
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Übertroon said:
There is no saving it. It's dead. And a Nintendo direct isn't going to resuscitate it. I don't care how many marios or luigis they announce. It's not fixing the state of the industry.
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ProblematicUser420 said:
How is Nintendo going to save this year? By finally revealing the actual name of BOTW2? Mario and Rabbids 2? lmfao
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Raging Capybara said:
And they will fail...again
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Nintendo will show video games. You're mocking the idea of showing video games at the video game show.

I think the problem is you.
 
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IrishGuy088 said:
Nintendo will show video games. You're mocking the idea of showing video games at the video game show.

I think the problem is you.
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They'll have to show good video games. The Xbox thing was also just video games, but you know shit is bad when Redfall is your opener.
With Nintendo you might also end up with something that isn't video games
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Übertroon said:
They'll have to show good video games. The Xbox thing was also just video games, but you know shit is bad when Redfall is your opener.
With Nintendo you might also end up with something that isn't video games
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As I stated previously, at least Microsoft showed games this time instead of a 15 minute humble brag about how many studios they've purchased flexing on the rest of the industry, while showing nothing but CGI trailers for the other 30 minutes, and at the same time showing what an asshole you are. Actual gameplay footage was shown of some of these games we hadn't heard about since 2018.

I'm still trying to figure out why I actually NEED a "GAMEBOX" if everything's just going to be on PC too, which is why I'm going to start saving up for a newer rig in August and hopefully have it built by the same time next year.
 
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Übertroon said:
Is there any fanbase more pussy whipped than Pokemon fans?
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People who keep demanding Geno in Smash brothers
People wanting a new Banjo kazooie
people who still play World of Warcraft on retail servers
Anyone who plays gacha
Nvidia fans in denial that Crypto is a passing fad and any day now their beloved company shall come back to them the true fans The Gamers, running to them over the hill in the distance just like in the ending of Homeward Bound
 
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we should probably stop doing this yearly game conferences because it's clearly not how the industry works anymore. Dev time has bloated to 4-5 years instead of 2-3 and the result is we either see the same game for several years or we don't see jack, and the only way to avoid it is to dilute your conference with a bunch of garbage that your target audience couldn't give a shit about. You say 'this game is from the creators of INSIDE' and my ears'll perk up, but how many people who watch the xbox bethesda conference even know what that is? All they see is another hurdle between them and the moneyshot of starfield which looks like shit btw.
 
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Odie Esty said:
we should probably stop doing this yearly game conferences because it's clearly not how the industry works anymore. Dev time has bloated to 4-5 years instead of 2-3 and the result is we either see the same game for several years or we don't see jack, and the only way to avoid it is to dilute your conference with a bunch of garbage that your target audience couldn't give a shit about. You say 'this game is from the creators of INSIDE' and my ears'll perk up, but how many people who watch the xbox bethesda conference even know what that is? All they see is another hurdle between them and the moneyshot of starfield which looks like shit btw.
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Or Microsoft pace their big announcements in Nintendo-style directs, which Sony is doing somewhat successfully with their State of Plays. With Nintendo's last direct, there's still a decent amount of content that I'm sure has left people satisfied, and they're going to have another one within the month. Xbox would be better with 2-3 40 minute directs instead of throwing up for 95 minutes and have that satiate us for the next 365 days.
 
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