E3 (but not really) 2022

FUCK ALL YOU FF NIGGERS
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4chan’s /v/ board just pinned the suprise Dragon‘s Dogma 2 trailer as the sticky. There’s loads of anons talking about how many Berserk references can they add in the game. I’d post some, but there would be too many to name. Though, this one made me chuckle:

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Also, here’s some special art to celebrate this occasion:

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Medieval setting lore is back on the menu, boys.
 
Was there a presentation today? Because I had no idea dragons dogma ii, FF7 rebirth, and a crisis core remake were announced until half an hour ago.
 
I want to see if the rumors are true that the second part of the remake is going to have an overworld where you can drive around like 15.

It's the only part of 15 that I liked. But I'm going to be getting both DD2 and Crisis Core remake.
 
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FUCK YES, PUMP THAT SHIT INTO MY VEINS

This is legit the one video game sequel I've been salivating for Capcom to make for years. And to get it now, on the RE Engine, no less...to finally get the world of Gransys, those killer monster and armor designs (not to mention Madeline's amazing rack) realized in crisp modern graphics, free of the jank of MT Framework, I can't even.

Like, just imagine seeing some of this shit, but on the same engine as the RE2 Remake:


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Fuck Street Fighter, fuck Monster Hunter, fuck RE4, fuck literally everything else Capcom's announced...give me my High Fantasy Acid Trip.
 
I guess I missed all the shit yesterday, not that there was much to really miss. More parts of an apparently pretty mediocre remake of a shit game that came out over 2 decades ago and started a bunch of really bad trends that continue to haunt the industry to this day. That and Dragons Dogma 2 shirts are on sale I guess. I'm just glad all of Squares actually talented studios got the fuck out of there and took their IP with them. Now Square can go bankrupt after Final Fantasy XVMLXIVIIXMMLLLVIXI: REmake Azimuth Venipuncture + _ EX 379/4 Months Hyper Edition flops for all I care as long as Nier doesn't get dragged through the mud too much. Thank fuck those retards no longer have their grubby mitts on Deus Ex.
 
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If you haven't played the first game and want to get it legit, it's for sale on Steam now until the 23th.
Anyways
-FFVII Remake Intergrade on Steam
-FFVII Merch
-FFVII Mobile remake that's maybe got a card battle system or just funky UI (I'm kinda thinking funky UI for mobile) and looks closer to original artstyle
-FFVII First Soldier mobile season 3
-Crisis Core remaster/remake on all consoles
-FFVII Rebirth next winter

Honestly the mobile remake looked cool until...well...it was said to be mobile.
That's it? Really? At least Deus Ex was sold to Embracer, so there's hope that won't be fucked up by Squeenix.

If the Direct shows a port of MadWorld and Anarchy Reigns for the Switch it would be the last straw for me to actually get the console. But that will obviously never happen.
 
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What's Dragon's Dogma? You seem pretty excited.

It's not like a new Dragon Quest game got announced or something.
Kind of a cult classic AA game from the 360/PS3 era. Action RPG with fantastic combat, many deep layers of customization for both your character, and your pawn, got some solid music, and while the story and characters aren't as developed (you have a silent protagonist that you create from scratch up, your pawn acts like a lobotomy patient, story is pretty simplistic til a certain point, every romance option is playersexual) there's some memorable moments in there, more if you go out of your way to do stuff like the very few relevant side characters' quests, or completing a second playthrough

The Dark Arisen expansion is great, too. Legit scary sometimes. Now that i think about it, i haven't finished that one yet...
 
FUCK YES, PUMP THAT SHIT INTO MY VEINS

This is legit the one video game sequel I've been salivating for Capcom to make for years. And to get it now, on the RE Engine, no less...to finally get the world of Gransys, those killer monster and armor designs (not to mention Madeline's amazing rack) realized in crisp modern graphics, free of the jank of MT Framework, I can't even.

Like, just imagine seeing some of this shit, but on the same engine as the RE2 Remake:



Fuck Street Fighter, fuck Monster Hunter, fuck RE4, fuck literally everything else Capcom's announced...give me my High Fantasy Acid Trip.
Looks kind of tryhard generic like a Suda51 game.
 
Is Dragon's Dogma really that good? The gameplay must carry it because I never hear anyone praise its story or characters, and the art style is bland.
I played halfway through a few years ago and found there to be only limited content, would be acceptable if the world was twice as big as it ended up being.
 
Hold up
Embracer has Deus Ex now?
Holy shit, potential good remaster
(Embracer is THQ Nordic AB, so it's pretty good)
Not only do they have Deus Ex, they now have LEGACY OF GODDAMNED KAIN. Holy fuck, just thinking about a potential remastered collection of Blood Omen and Soul Reaver makes me have an erection the size of the Eiffel Tower.
 
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