EAT BREAKFAST WITH ME - 3/18/18
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Maybe its only ok if she eats them fast enough to race the allergen part of the eggs.
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She's always insisted that she can only eat scrambled eggs and that she's allergic to them if they're prepared any other way. But now she likes her eggs fried too but it's just easier to scramble them.
Some of her lies I can understand. It doesn't excuse them, but they appear to be for rational reasons. Of course you don't want to admit you're over 500lbs. Of course you don't want to show the massive amounts of unhealthy food you eat. But why lie about being allergic to eggs that aren't scrambled? Especially when that's not at all how allergies work?
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When she's cramming the aayes in her maw, she remarks that she doesn't have a drink. But she honestly cannot be bothered to put the plate down and go get one. She's so afraid the plate will run away. Watching her eat should be akin to waterboarding. Pure torture.
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"Data don't wurk theyurr"
Translation: "STOP FILMING MY FUCKING HOUSE, MY LAUNDRY AND MOST OF ALL MY KIDS THEN THROWING IT UP ON THE INTERNET, YOU GIGANTIC, IGNORANT FUCKING MORON."
At least. I fucking hope. I know,
ratings all round...
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You guys. Taste buds CHANGE as you grow older. Remember that.
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I think it's something else. The other day Eric released a video whining about having to go to the doctor for a new eye glasses prescription. In the beginning he mentioned that Amber and Becky went to the library.
I can't see either of them going to a library for books. Can you? But a lot of people go to libraries to make use of the internet. Maybe, just maybe, they can't afford to keep on buying extra data once Destiny fled to Florida and made it very clear that she's broke (she was the one paying for Amber's phone bill).
You don't need to be online to film, so technically lack of a signal wouldn't prevent Amber from doing so.
Uploading speeds are slower than downloading speeds, meaning it costs more to upload a video than to view a video of the same size (because it's going to take longer to upload).
Uploading speeds are slower than downloading speeds, meaning it costs more to upload a video than to view a video of the same size (because it's going to take longer to upload).
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She probably thinks it makes her "different & quirky" or some weird shit like that. Idk. Trying to make herself seem more interesting bc she knows she's boring.
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@Long time lurker Holy fuck, really? I knew Density paid originally, then guessed she funnelled money to Amber after she left her, but didn't realise she was still paying her phone bill.
But I suppose, like everything else, the contract was in D's name. Total tinfoil, but I wonder if part of her going to Florida is so she can finally break ties with Amber - it's all too easy to imagine her giving in every time Amber says "but we don't need to change it...." with whatever arrangement.
Does anyone know why Destiny gave up her job? I've read each thread but can't find a reason - am I being dumb, or do we not know?
But I suppose, like everything else, the contract was in D's name. Total tinfoil, but I wonder if part of her going to Florida is so she can finally break ties with Amber - it's all too easy to imagine her giving in every time Amber says "but we don't need to change it...." with whatever arrangement.
Does anyone know why Destiny gave up her job? I've read each thread but can't find a reason - am I being dumb, or do we not know?
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Maybe they were going to the library for movies that Walmart didn't have in the discount bin.
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If memory serves, one of them (I think Destiny) admitted to it on YN. It's in this sub-forum somewhere. Give me some time and I'll try to find a link.
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I kind of wonder what carrier they're using/why they don't just have unlimited data. Then again, Sprint is only extended LTE at best in Monticello and I doubt Amberlynn has the credit to qualify for Verizon or T Mobile. Anyone know?
As far as I know, she quit (way the hell in advance) because she was moving like a totally responsible adult so now she's strapped for cash.
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Destiny admitted it on YouNow a month or so ago but I wasn't able to record it.
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God no, please don't wade through hours of droning - I'll feel dead guilty when your ears fall off (and its all about me, natch
)This isn't LCF, you're not making it up. We'll chalk it up as "to be comfirmed" - Amber is always contradicting herself anyway and it's not vital info for even the spergiest of us.
It blows my mind how she gets others to do stuff for her generally. I guess if you throw any dignity out the window, fuck off your self-respect and, in extremis, threaten to sit on people, life CAN become everyone else's problem.
@666EVE666 - soz, your confirmation came up as I was wittering.
Btw, you know we lubs you. But I can't stop laughing at those same two or three nutters who keep squealing about Cxnt "stalking Amber." She puts it out, you comment, THEY then comment about your commenting and, according to the law of Ambabies, somewhere in there they draw a line and arbitrarily decide you doing exactly what they are is REEEEEEEE!!! Only you're funny. It's positively Swiftian.
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By "Cucumbers in salt water", does she mean fucking pickles? Or are there actually crazy people out there who put salt on cucumbers and eat them?
I didn't watch the video, so maybe I'm missing something.
I didn't watch the video, so maybe I'm missing something.
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Our gorl puts salt on everything then eats it
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She also thinks she doesn't cook with fat.
Brings into the question of how does she cook her eggs, even on nonstick cooking eggs without fat isn't ideal.
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I love a lightly salted cucumber 
Amber is weird about deciding what is "good" and what is "bad". She will warp anything to fit her narrative--keto diets are bad because she read bad things, but diet soda is good and refuses to look into it. Cooking with oil is awful because fat, but eating 4k calories a day is just kinda unhealthy and eating fat in any other form is fine because cheat days y'all. Carbs are good and give you life, despite there being information out there that you should cut down for weight loss.
She'll ignore/acknowledge information to suit her twisted agenda
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- 11:32 min video, 6 ads,
- Becky opens the video by quoting Bob Ross and showing her art and I'm reminded of my 14 yo self (I lost count of how many times I drew a similar landscape, although at that age I already knew about perspective. Many of mine had an eye instead of sunset - cause I was super edgy. Also very angsty, but I digress...)
- Amber suggests that Becky show us her inspiration, in the exact tone every mother uses with their 4 yo when people come over: "Show auntie Bess your drawing, sweetie".
- Becky talks about her crayons and Amber can't help but to make a snide comment "her millions of crayons over here that she had to have".
- Becky says people are going to hate her for using crayons because they look crappy. But what could poor, poor Becky do? She doesn't have colored pencils right now. Gee, I don't know Becky. How about, instead of buying the huge box of crayons, you took a couple steps down the same aisle where you got them and chose the colored pencils instead? I know, I know. It's going to cost more than the $6.97 your awesome girlfriend spent on you, but there are alternatives. I mean, if you settle for 50 pencils, Amber wouldn't even need to spend more money.
- I know you're "not no artist", but if you took the time to look around on YT you'd find ways to enhance your drawing. BTW, if you do go to YT, please check out "perspective".
- Amber and Becky are watching Dracula 2000, because Becky recommended it. Read: this was the least shitty DVD in the bargain bin at Walmart.
- Cut to Amber saying it's a pretty relaxing day and she's "been doing a lot of YT". She has to do it now because "we're going with Becky's sister again and I can't upload there because their Wi-Fi won't let me". Read: they changed the password so we won't be able to mooch from them. Also because they hope that without internet Becky and Amber will do whatever they are supposed to be doing there (babysitting, maybe?).
- Lets talk weather. Amber says it's supposed to start snowing in a couple of hours, so they're going to go grocery shopping for food for the next couple of days. They need stuff to make breakfast and lunches, but she's pretty sure they have stuff for dinners, so they don't need to worry about that (wut?).
NOTE: in the chili video Amber said that it was "a good meal for a snowy day". I wonder if those videos are out of order.
- Amberism of the day: "I'm not an artist, in the actual slightest"
- Oh god...kill me now. She's showing off her grocery "haul". They pick the grossest flavors of yogurt. No fat dressing and salted caramel almonds (because almonds are healthy, right? Never mind the fact that nuts are rich in...fats).
- Amber informs us that it's "actually the next day" and she and Becky just got done filming the last clip for their weight-in, but she isn't sure if the latter is going up before the one she's doing right now. She feels like this is actually going to be up. Amber, the writer, makes the phrase as confusing as can be.
- She goes on to talk about this thing where she writes down what needs done and then she crosses it off as she's done, and "it makes me feel more productive because (bonus Amberism) I'm visibly seeing like what I've done".
MUSING: I wonder how depressing those lists are. If Amber has glimpses of self-awareness, she probably gets devastated when reading those lists.
- Clip of Amber writing down her lists.
- The breakfast. If there were less than three eggs in that plate, I'll eat a scrambled egg (although I'm not allergic to them, I don't like them). That bacon thing is just sad, and look like a dog treat.
- "a lot of people try to tell me....(I can't make heads or tails, but close captions reads: "I'm reelin you drag lectureship hey").
NOTE: Her speech speed increased to match the speed she eats. It's bizarre. The moment she puts the plate down, she begins to talk at a normal (for her) speed.
- Picks plate up, starts to talk fast again. With her mouth full...again.
- Skipping the feeding. I can't watch it.
- Becky's breakfast plate is just sad. Amber admits she should probably be drinking "lemon water", but she'll have a Sprite. She's one step away from the fucking water.
- Takes two sips from the soda and goes hyper - "pretty tasty, pretty tasty" said fast (if that isn't jonesing, I don't know what is). Also, is drinking soda for breakfast a thing?
- Such wits, much clever..."I made a joke one time, because Becky was having lemon water and I was having this (Sprite) and I was like woll (well) this is my lemon water, it's water with lemon lime soda." Laughs and asks if Becky remember it. Becky utters the most dismissive "yeah" ever. Amber informs us it was really funny. Goes on to try to convince the audience that it was funny at the time.
- Comment of the day, which is where I bid you adieu, cause ain't nobody got time for dat amount of back patting.
- Becky opens the video by quoting Bob Ross and showing her art and I'm reminded of my 14 yo self (I lost count of how many times I drew a similar landscape, although at that age I already knew about perspective. Many of mine had an eye instead of sunset - cause I was super edgy. Also very angsty, but I digress...)
- Amber suggests that Becky show us her inspiration, in the exact tone every mother uses with their 4 yo when people come over: "Show auntie Bess your drawing, sweetie".
- Becky talks about her crayons and Amber can't help but to make a snide comment "her millions of crayons over here that she had to have".
- Becky says people are going to hate her for using crayons because they look crappy. But what could poor, poor Becky do? She doesn't have colored pencils right now. Gee, I don't know Becky. How about, instead of buying the huge box of crayons, you took a couple steps down the same aisle where you got them and chose the colored pencils instead? I know, I know. It's going to cost more than the $6.97 your awesome girlfriend spent on you, but there are alternatives. I mean, if you settle for 50 pencils, Amber wouldn't even need to spend more money.
- I know you're "not no artist", but if you took the time to look around on YT you'd find ways to enhance your drawing. BTW, if you do go to YT, please check out "perspective".
- Amber and Becky are watching Dracula 2000, because Becky recommended it. Read: this was the least shitty DVD in the bargain bin at Walmart.
- Cut to Amber saying it's a pretty relaxing day and she's "been doing a lot of YT". She has to do it now because "we're going with Becky's sister again and I can't upload there because their Wi-Fi won't let me". Read: they changed the password so we won't be able to mooch from them. Also because they hope that without internet Becky and Amber will do whatever they are supposed to be doing there (babysitting, maybe?).
- Lets talk weather. Amber says it's supposed to start snowing in a couple of hours, so they're going to go grocery shopping for food for the next couple of days. They need stuff to make breakfast and lunches, but she's pretty sure they have stuff for dinners, so they don't need to worry about that (wut?).
NOTE: in the chili video Amber said that it was "a good meal for a snowy day". I wonder if those videos are out of order.
- Amberism of the day: "I'm not an artist, in the actual slightest"
- Oh god...kill me now. She's showing off her grocery "haul". They pick the grossest flavors of yogurt. No fat dressing and salted caramel almonds (because almonds are healthy, right? Never mind the fact that nuts are rich in...fats).
- Amber informs us that it's "actually the next day" and she and Becky just got done filming the last clip for their weight-in, but she isn't sure if the latter is going up before the one she's doing right now. She feels like this is actually going to be up. Amber, the writer, makes the phrase as confusing as can be.
- She goes on to talk about this thing where she writes down what needs done and then she crosses it off as she's done, and "it makes me feel more productive because (bonus Amberism) I'm visibly seeing like what I've done".
MUSING: I wonder how depressing those lists are. If Amber has glimpses of self-awareness, she probably gets devastated when reading those lists.
- Clip of Amber writing down her lists.
- The breakfast. If there were less than three eggs in that plate, I'll eat a scrambled egg (although I'm not allergic to them, I don't like them). That bacon thing is just sad, and look like a dog treat.
- "a lot of people try to tell me....(I can't make heads or tails, but close captions reads: "I'm reelin you drag lectureship hey").
NOTE: Her speech speed increased to match the speed she eats. It's bizarre. The moment she puts the plate down, she begins to talk at a normal (for her) speed.
- Picks plate up, starts to talk fast again. With her mouth full...again.
- Skipping the feeding. I can't watch it.
- Becky's breakfast plate is just sad. Amber admits she should probably be drinking "lemon water", but she'll have a Sprite. She's one step away from the fucking water.
- Takes two sips from the soda and goes hyper - "pretty tasty, pretty tasty" said fast (if that isn't jonesing, I don't know what is). Also, is drinking soda for breakfast a thing?
- Such wits, much clever..."I made a joke one time, because Becky was having lemon water and I was having this (Sprite) and I was like woll (well) this is my lemon water, it's water with lemon lime soda." Laughs and asks if Becky remember it. Becky utters the most dismissive "yeah" ever. Amber informs us it was really funny. Goes on to try to convince the audience that it was funny at the time.
- Comment of the day, which is where I bid you adieu, cause ain't nobody got time for dat amount of back patting.
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I was wondering that too. She put buying actual cucumbers in salt water..not putting salt on cucumbers. She has to know what pickles are...or she's trolling us.