EAT BREAKFAST WITH ME - 3/18/18

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Rabbit Bones said:
Do adults actually sit around and doodle with crayons? Like, the only place I've ever been since school where that was common was the psych ward, and that was only because it was a cheap way to keep the crazies occupied.
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Theres a recent trend where adult color books are becoming popular because it’s a quick way to keep your stress down since you’re focusing on something uncomplicated but engaging, but my understanding it’s soemthing you do privately and not advertise like it’s a normal thing since coloring books are for kids who can’t color in the fucking lines yet
 
SpokesBottom said:
Theres a recent trend where adult color books are becoming popular because it’s a quick way to keep your stress down since you’re focusing on something uncomplicated but engaging, but my understanding it’s soemthing you do privately and not advertise like it’s a normal thing since coloring books are for kids who can’t color in the fucking lines yet
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Becky and Amber don't use adult coloring books with complex designs, they use like toddler tier coloring books.
 
SpokesBottom said:
By process of elimination, the only person working in the kitchen while everyone else is wasting time around the table is Ricky. Not surprising
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Poor Ricky - it seems he has to do everything - work full time, cook dinner, clean. All while the 3 gays sit around a table coloring. Has anyone noticed the serious shade he seems to throw at Amber? He doesn't interact with her at all, but will look at her like "WTF are you doing in my house". Those are the vibes I pick up from him.
 
London Raine said:
Poor Ricky - it seems he has to do everything - work full time, cook dinner, clean. All while the 3 gays sit around a table coloring. Has anyone noticed the serious shade he seems to throw at Amber? He doesn't interact with her at all, but will look at her like "WTF are you doing in my house". Those are the vibes I pick up from him.
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Can you blame him? He's literally the only adult in the room and that includes his husband which has got to be a problem somewhere in the relationship. I know they seem solid and they have a very good relationship from what we see, but eventually, Ricky will resent being the adult. You shouldn't have to parent your partner. That's not what he signed on for and it wasn't what the relationship was until AL came into the picture. I'd be long since pissed and over it. There is no way I'm living with 3 roommates with no solid income and no ambition. It's not happening, not if I'm going out and bringing home the bacon everyday. Hell no. I just hope Eric sees this before it really affects their relationship.
 
BernardPumpkin said:
becky doesn't deserve that :(
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Becky is a half-educated, gullible hick but she isn't a horrible person. She certainly doesn't deserve to have any little accomplishment (or "accomplishment") snidely dismissed or her moment taken away.

I'm no fan, but Becky does deserve better. But everyone* does. Sans Ricky, these people are certainly on the low end of decent, but I bet if Amber wasn't in their lives they would be a notch better.


some people may say Destiny doesn't since she seeme to be a a cheater and Chad. And while you're not wrong, I'd say Destiny still didn't deserve Amber. But then again, maybe I'm grading D on a curve since the only people who would even engage her to begin with are folks operating at a slower speed anyway.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
I'd love to see what was on her to-do list. It's probably the same as her shopping list. "Food to EaT"

This comment killed me.
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The to-do list has "CUCHIMVI" under the DINNER section and when I tried to figure out what it was, Google redirected me to "Cuchini: The Camel Toe Guard" :(
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
I'd love to see what was on her to-do list. It's probably the same as her shopping list. "Food to EaT"

This comment killed me.
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Does she ordinarily write in all capital letters? To save you all some handwriting sperging, Amberlynn's handwriting indicates that she really is the shitty person we all already knew she was: an inflated ego of astronomical proportions, incredible vanity, impulsiveness, insecurity and a childish nature in general. It's the same as using all caps on the internet: LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION RIGHT NOW. If she doesn't ordinarily write in all caps, that kind of just proves the theory (as if it really needs to be proven at this point, lol) that this is all a charade.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
Does she ordinarily write in all capital letters? To save you all some handwriting sperging, Amberlynn's handwriting indicates that she really is the shitty person we all already knew she was: an inflated ego of astronomical proportions, incredible vanity, impulsiveness, insecurity and a childish nature in general. It's the same as using all caps on the internet: LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION RIGHT NOW. If she doesn't ordinarily write in all caps, that kind of just proves the theory (as if it really needs to be proven at this point, lol) that this is all a charade.
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I think that while there may be something to be said about handwriting and personality implications, it could just be a legibility issue. :powerlevel: When I write something for others to read I use all capitals because my handwriting is fairly unreadable otherwise. :powerlevel:

If legibilty is the case one may argue however that it’s attention seek-y to make sure her notes are readable so that others can comment on it. This list looks like one of her “healthy” food plans so I’m sure she’s looking for ass pats. Hard to get those if no one can read it.
 
Her list says under snacks "Yoplait x4" :O
What the actual fuck? FOUR containers of yogurt and those were just snacks?!

I bet she licks the inside of the container to make sure she doesn't miss a drop..(:_(
 
blackbrook said:
I think that while there may be something to be said about handwriting and personality implications, it could just be a legibility issue. :powerlevel: When I write something for others to read I use all capitals because my handwriting is fairly unreadable otherwise. :powerlevel:
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Haha. Like she thinks of others.
 
Scaleghost said:
Salted fresh cucumbers are a thing, not just ambers invention. Having a russian mother I've eaten my fair share of pickles and conserves. You can make quick "pickles" by soaking fresh cucumbers for an hour in a mix of salt, vinegar, sugar and fresh dill. Of course our gurl takes the easy way and only uses the salt.
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You have just described what I eat for lunch nearly everyday. I hope you keep up the tradition, does your mother completely cover fish in dill so it is more like you are eating dill with a garnish of fish?

To stay on topic, ‘cucumbers in salt water’ jumped right out at me, I was trying to understand what she meant, I had some horrible vision of cucumbers floating in a jar of seawater or some ungodly ‘concoction’ like that.
 
Donbasstard said:
You have just described what I eat for lunch nearly everyday. I hope you keep up the tradition, does your mother completely cover fish in dill so it is more like you are eating dill with a garnish of fish?

To stay on topic, ‘cucumbers in salt water’ jumped right out at me, I was trying to understand what she meant, I had some horrible vision of cucumbers floating in a jar of seawater or some ungodly ‘concoction’ like that.
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I can say that it's definitely a southern thing to salt your cucumbers. We also salt tomatoes, cantaloupe, and watermelon. Of course, folks here will also eat whole raw potatoes with salt. We do love our sodium. The general southern consensus is to take anything reasonably healthy and make sure it doesn't resemble that thing by the time you're done salting, frying, sugaring, smothering it. That's a broad generalization as I don't do that, myself, but I only don't do it because I came from a family that does and it's incredibly unhealthy and I want better for myself and my little family. I still salt my cucumbers, though.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I can say that it's definitely a southern thing to salt your cucumbers. We also salt tomatoes, cantaloupe, and watermelon. Of course, folks here will also eat whole raw potatoes with salt. We do love our sodium. The general southern consensus is to take anything reasonably healthy and make sure it doesn't resemble that thing by the time you're done salting, frying, sugaring, smothering it. That's a broad generalization as I don't do that, myself, but I only don't do it because I came from a family that does and it's incredibly unhealthy and I want better for myself and my little family. I still salt my cucumbers, though.
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Salted tomatoes are so good tho. Only if you use a tiny sprinkle of salt, otherwise you just taste salt and that's gross.

You're right about southern food. If it's not deep fried, it's covered in gravy (which is made with tard cut, butter, flour, sausage, and pepper). There's a reason the south is so obese.
 
Totally Unique Username said:
Salted tomatoes are so good tho. Only if you use a tiny sprinkle of salt, otherwise you just taste salt and that's gross.

You're right about southern food. If it's not deep fried, it's covered in gravy (which is made with tard cut, butter, flour, sausage, and pepper). There's a reason the south is so obese.
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We also need no excuse to do things like cover sweet potatoes in marshmallows.
 
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