EAT BREAKFAST WITH ME - 3/18/18

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497 said:
I was wondering that too. She put buying actual cucumbers in salt water..not putting salt on cucumbers. She has to know what pickles are...or she's trolling us.
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Maybe she thinks it makes her sound smart because she finally figured out what pickles are. Like if someone tried to call Marinara sauce "Tomato sauce with Italian Herbs and Garlic"
 
Long time lurker said:
NOTE: in the chili video Amber said that it was "a good meal for a snowy day". I wonder if those videos are out of order.
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This was filmed starting on 3/11 and then we go to a magical "so its the next day ya'll" cut at 6:06 and ends on 3/12. At the "cut" she tells us they just finished filming the weigh in, and she muses briefly about if this video will be up before or after the weigh in video .
 
Off topic but fun fact- lightly salting certain fruits or vegitables is a very old fashioned thing to do. I actually saw someone do it and asked her about it when she salted a strawberry.

Of course, Amber salting things that your average person wouldn't is just Amber.
 
Salted fresh cucumbers are a thing, not just ambers invention. Having a russian mother I've eaten my fair share of pickles and conserves. You can make quick "pickles" by soaking fresh cucumbers for an hour in a mix of salt, vinegar, sugar and fresh dill. Of course our gurl takes the easy way and only uses the salt.
 
666EVE666 said:
:heart-empty: I love a lightly salted cucumber :oops:

Amber is weird about deciding what is "good" and what is "bad". She will warp anything to fit her narrative--keto diets are bad because she read bad things, but diet soda is good and refuses to look into it. Cooking with oil is awful because fat, but eating 4k calories a day is just kinda unhealthy and eating fat in any other form is fine because cheat day's y'all. Carbs are good and give you life, despite there being information out there that you should cut down for weight loss.

She ignore/acknowledge information to suit her twisted agenda
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squeeze a lemon over the cucumber and sprinkle some Tajin on it. It'll blow your mind and change your life.
 
Stanley_Buttkiss said:
Becky's picture was nice. Big Ham is painfully condescending even when giving a compliment. I can see why being in her orbit would be exhausting. That type of snarky negativity can't be good for anyone.
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She just HAD to let everyone know that the picture wasn't an original idea from Becky. She HAD to point out that she copied off of something. Amber is constantly pulling people down with her. When she had a cold sore, she had to let everyone know that Destiny got them/had one, too. When everyone asked if that was a wart by her nose, she had to let everyone that her mom used to get warts all of the time. When she first started failing at her 2018 diet, she had make sure everyone knew that Becky was failing, too. I see her do things like this constantly. Amber is a black hole of misery and she will make sure that she sucks any and all happiness out of those around her.
 
C3PBRO said:
I'll credit Amber for a decent comment callout this time, even if her response was horseshit. She chose something that wasn't an asspat with zero likes.

Gross, look at those sad tubesock tits. Ask Amberlynn for permission to buy a bra, Becky.
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becky doesn't deserve that :(
 
Botched Tit Job said:
By "Cucumbers in salt water", does she mean fucking pickles? Or are there actually crazy people out there who put salt on cucumbers and eat them?

I didn't watch the video, so maybe I'm missing something.
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No people actually make these. They are kind of like homemade pickles and they are super amazing.
 
BeebTheMilch said:
She just HAD to let everyone know that the picture wasn't an original idea from Becky. She HAD to point out that she copied off of something. Amber is constantly pulling people down with her. When she had a cold sore, she had to let everyone know that Destiny got them/had one, too. When everyone asked if that was a wart by her nose, she had to let everyone that her mom used to get warts all of the time. When she first started failing at her 2018 diet, she had make sure everyone knew that Becky was failing, too. I see her do things like this constantly. Amber is a black hole of misery and she will make sure that she sucks any and all happiness out of those around her.
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With the drawing, not only did she have to point out the inspiration picture but then she had to show off that shitty middle schooler-esque "doodle poster" from a decade ago. With her pompous introduction, "I actually drew this." Are you fucking kidding me? She is such an insufferable bitch. I don't understand how Becky can just ignore it.

The best part of the comments IMO is that there are a ton of them complimenting Becky's picture and hardly any complimenting Amber's. On the other hand, you just know that the jealousy/insecurity is going to be something she takes out on Becky, so that's bittersweet.

I wonder when exactly Becky realized she should have stuck around for another few videos before messaging AL. She must be kicking herself for giving a shit about the hate comments now.
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Maybe she thinks it makes her sound smart because she finally figured out what pickles are. Like if someone tried to call Marinara sauce "Tomato sauce with Italian Herbs and Garlic"
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Pickles are brined and stored in vinegar so she doesnt even know that. I mean you can brine the cucumber, (I think "traditional" recipes will suggest brining the cucumbers in a saltwater solution for a day or two before actually processing them into pickles, because it speeds up the process or something) but the actual pickling takes place in a vinegar solution. So I dont know what her fucking deal is. If she did it to be smart, it's funny that it made her look more absentminded.
 
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I tried googling "salt water cucumber" and all I got were recipes. When I googled "where to buy salt water cucumber" I got a lot of results for sea cucumbers and aquariums. And now the word cucumber looks funny...
 
It's quite obvious that Amber's tastebuds are fucked from all the sodium ridden foods she's been eating all her life. I've met plenty of older people that put extra salt on everything because otherwise they can't taste anything.
 
Do adults actually sit around and doodle with crayons? Like, the only place I've ever been since school where that was common was the psych ward, and that was only because it was a cheap way to keep the crazies occupied.
 
formerfatcow said:
She's always insisted that she can only eat scrambled eggs and that she's allergic to them if they're prepared any other way. But now she likes her eggs fried too but it's just easier to scramble them.

Some of her lies I can understand. It doesn't excuse them, but they appear to be for rational reasons. Of course you don't want to admit you're over 500lbs. Of course you don't want to show the massive amounts of unhealthy food you eat. But why lie about being allergic to eggs that aren't scrambled? Especially when that's not at all how allergies work?
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I wanted to address this because I think the real reason got glossed over.

Think about the totality of ALs work and everything the beast has said. She cannot properly enunciate to save her life and has, on multiple occasions, shown that she does not understand the meaning and nuance of many words.

This gorl isn't just uneducated, she's really fucking dumb.

The reason she says she's "allergic" to some things isn't because she has an allergy, it's because she thinks "allergic" means she doesn't like it. So, when she says she's "allergic to eggs" she's literally saying she doesn't like eggs.

To me this explains a lot about AL, her terrible videos and her cavalcade of dumb lies: she is just too fucking stupid to keep any of it straight.
 
Not sure if this is considered late or not. Regarding the salted cucumbers... This is something that Amber and Destiny would do. So, I imagine Amber is doing it because she's missing her one true love. I only remember this tidbit because it became a popular gif when you search "amberlynn" on facebook and twitter.
 

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By process of elimination, the only person working in the kitchen while everyone else is wasting time around the table is Ricky. Not surprising
 
GORL said:
Not sure if this is considered late or not. Regarding the salted cucumbers... This is something that Amber and Destiny would do. So, I imagine Amber is doing it because she's missing her one true love. I only remember this tidbit because it became a popular gif when you search "amberlynn" on facebook and twitter.
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Thanks for posting this. I remember them eating the salt water cucumbers.
 
Octomet said:
When you polish off an entire plate of breakfast in a minute and a half, you need to slow down boo.

Plus cringe in the last two seconds of the vlog when Becky comes up for air. :cryblood:
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I want to know how she eats so fast without choking or biting her tongue. I don't think I could eat anything that fast. She needs one of those dog bowls that forces dogs to eat slower.
 
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