EBT Payment Shutdown Thread

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Not only is Jimsonweed/Devil's Trumpet generally toxic, it has psychoactive compounds in almost every part of the plant, especially the seeds. The effects are aptly described by Captain Lou Albano:
Anyone even contemplating consuming one of these plants of the Solanaceae family with incredible toxicity should consult the Erowid experience vaults describing what actually happens when humans consume these absolutely vile plants.

Albano expressed it very accurately. Just never do any of these things.

But definitely enjoy potatoes (the ultimate food), tomatoes (god these rock but the shit you get sold in stores as "tomatoes" are utter garbage), and peppers. Fuck eggplants, though. Who the fuck eats those?

Why are the most evil plants in existence in the same family as our ultimate staple foods? Maybe God will explain this to us when we die.
 
i would guess thats because of different methodes used, not because of price. also who cares milk has become incredible long lasting in the fridge anyway.


Also WTF Judges, we were promissed riots...
The contingency fund is around $5-6B for the entire USDA, the department that services SNAP/WIC.

Our current annual budget for these programs is $100B/year. So we have, at best, three weeks’ worth of funds to pay for this program. At that point, the emergency funds are gone and there truly is nothing earmarked to pay for these programs. It will be done done by then, but I think the mounting pressure and furloughs will see us not making it much past that point.

There’s a bit of a brinksmanship going on. Neither side is willing to budge. GOP aren’t willing to renegotiate the budget and the Dems aren’t willing to sign off on the budget. Both parties are fucking retarded for being so utterly devoted to party lines that it’s hard to not see this whole shut down as the result of petty dipshit squabbling. This itself should be an indictment of the GOP, more than most kiwis are willing to admit. You control the presidency, the house, the senate, AND the Supreme Court. The GOP has literally never, ever been this powerful in modern history. And despite all of this, they still can’t pass a fucking budget.

The GOP may not like it, but their responsibility is to renegotiate with the Dems. If their healthcare plan (no, the Medicaid/are cuts aren’t just going to affect non-citizens) was more than just “privatize and ask questions later”, they’d have more traction. I genuinely think if the GOP put forward a proposal to cut Medicaid to “qualified humanitarian migrants” (ie, the up to 900,000/year “gib entry and free shit” Juan Spics that show up to our border and are admitted), it would be over better. Making citizens be the only Medicaid/are recipients would save a lot of money. But who knows, the Dems like to die on the most retarded hills so who knows if they’d even accept that.
 
But who knows, the Dems like to die on the most retarded hills so who knows if they’d even accept that.
They'll accept nothing less than the total reverse of everything Trump has done so far. Anything less than that at this time is unacceptable. They'll only cave when the people yelling at them grows too loud to ignore, and the acceptance we aren't getting planet of the apes: ebt edition.
 
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Anyone even contemplating consuming one of these plants of the Solanaceae family with incredible toxicity should consult the Erowid experience vaults describing what actually happens when humans consume these absolutely vile plants.

Albano expressed it very accurately. Just never do any of these things.

But definitely enjoy potatoes (the ultimate food), tomatoes (god these rock but the shit you get sold in stores as "tomatoes" are utter garbage), and peppers. Fuck eggplants, though. Who the fuck eats those?

Why are the most evil plants in existence in the same family as our ultimate staple foods? Maybe God will explain this to us when we die.
If you can’t make eggplants tasty, that’s a skill issue for you.

Eggplant parm, moussaka, baba ghanoush, escalivada, etc.. There’s a shitload of Chinese dishes that have eggplant. You have to do something with the eggplant. Even just salt, pepper, thyme, rosemary, bit of olive oil, and bang it in the oven for 20 mins will make something really good. Put some feta over that, warm up some pita or other flatbread, include some peppers with the eggplant, and you have yourself a meal. Swap out the feta for hummus, finely dice the roasted peppers and eggplant, small squeeze of lemon, and sprinkle some pine nuts and you have some of the best dip known to man.
 
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>Welfare is a bribe to stop niggers from rioting
>Welfare ends, niggers don't riot

I guess niggers chimp out when they feel like and not do to external stimuli or lack there of.
 
>Welfare is a bribe to stop niggers from rioting
>Welfare ends, niggers don't riot

I guess niggers chimp out when they feel like and not do to external stimuli or lack there of
Give it time. EBT gets dispensed a little further out than the shutdown period because of payment dispersal schedules. Food stamps are still being funded by USDA contingency funds, but there’s a lot of confusion over who, what, how, and which states are being funded and when. I know in my own state there’s multiple articles of people getting cut off despite the contingency.

I’m not ghetto enough to even know anyone on any sort of aid so I couldn’t say for sure wtf is going on. But it *seems* like the gib free shit tap hasn’t been fully turned off.

It’s also getting colder. Most nignogs won’t riot when it’s cold out.
 
Saw this on my news feed. Not going to bother linking and archiving this trash written by brown Hindi nigger garbage.

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I don't give a flying fuck how much you wanna try to scare me, you miserable jeet, I'm not about to say okay yeah sure let's give all the foreign trash infinity gibs because retail niggers might try to charge me an extra nickel for eggs because they're not able to milk the EBT cock for now. Eat shit and throw yourself in front of a train scratch that you filthy fuckers already enjoy doing that practice basic human hygiene and stop raping everything, sub-human swine.
Why the fuck would prices go up if demand either stays the same or goes down, barring mass theft and looting of lobster tail?
 
This shit just got sent my way courtesy of the algorithm:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDp9Efc-65Q
This video would be more effective if some sources or more detailed stats were provided.

Also what is the argument here that Walmart should be paying $30 per hour to stock shelves? That someone flipping burgers at McDonald's should be making $50?

I am guessing this channel is some commie shit since most videos seem to target corporations and blame them for everything.

Remember it is all BiG cOrPo's fault not the government regulations that have allowed if not ensured those corporations abuse customers, employees, and create a stranglehold on markets.

Clearly the answer more government!
Her face has an uncanny valley look.
I was getting strong AI vibes but it is a real person I guess.
 
Are payments actually stopped? Are those contingency funds actually going out? The news is so bad at doing anything but fearmongering I have no idea what the fuck is happening
 
Are payments actually stopped? Are those contingency funds actually going out? The news is so bad at doing anything but fearmongering I have no idea what the fuck is happening


[LINK] - Yesterday some pre-diabetics got together on a street corner to raise awareness about... uh... something.

Like I said, it'll take until Tuesday or more before the "New Food" fever sets in. Last month's payments, mid-October payments haven't run out yet.
There's also an entire "underground" economy around these things. They trade the cards for everything from drugs, car repairs, rent, video games, etc. Then they call the gubment and say "Hey I lost my card can I get a new one?" and the Government issues a new card and so when that traded one is fully spent out, it's useless and gets thrown away. End of the story for the gubment that doesn't care if they lose billions in "lost" or bartered cards.

Voting day will be a good time to watch.
 
Are payments actually stopped? Are those contingency funds actually going out? The news is so bad at doing anything but fearmongering I have no idea what the fuck is happening
No one knows. In my state, there’s multiple outlets reporting EBT emergency payments are not going out, and others reporting that they are. It’s also tricky because it’s not like EBT payments were just hard cut on the 1st because of payment schedules. Ie, your “Nov 1st” payment may not hit your account until several days later.

It’s a shitshow, but what else should we expect. I haven’t seen any nignogs rioting yet.

TLDR: Fuck if I know, no one else does.
 
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