Egg Thread

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Back in my primary school days, I used to play this Miniclip game. There are 3 worlds/difficulties.
My favourite was the ice one.

I used to find the game cute and fun but it doesn't hold up very well now.

 

[WireSponge]

Egg thread blacklist:

These users have comitted the blasphemous crime of denouncing the great egg. This is a safe space for egg and these users are violating it. Beware of their presence before they invalidate your identity as eggkin.

1. @cat

i do not eat eggs, soup, or seafood. and i despise soda

2. @R.A.E.L.

-Eggs, ground beef, beans, seafood, tomatoes, coffee, corn/popcorn, mayonnaise and mustard are disgusting.
-Pasta is meh; I could easily live without it.
-I eat my hot dogs plain.
-I only eat boneless chicken, otherwise it's extremely gross and tastes like rubber.
-I don't eat salads.
-Slim Jims are delicious.

3. @Chandler Cats

I fucking hate eggs, cannot stand them. People look at me like I'm from Mars when I say this, it's like you have to have some underground meeting for egg haters. Hilariously, of course, I spent part of my life on a chicken farm. (Chickens, however, I find very tasty)

4. @MerriedxReldnahc

I can kind of relate to the people saying they don't like eggs, because I'm super picky about how my eggs are cooked! I hate overcooked scrambled eggs, they just make me gag.
Also I haaaate garlic. The smell is so awful!

5. @DangerousGas

Eggs are fucking hideous.

6. @Blake Bumbleby

I'I also cannot stand eggs. Just...nope.

@Globe is new mod.

Kinda surprised at how many people dislike eggs here. I love 'em, they make up probably 90% of my diet, like this shit I cooked last night

Spoiler

I'm not very particular about what I eat, though. It's a bit of a running joke for me that when I'm asked if I eat thing 'x', I'll reply with something like "I eat everything that doesn't eat me first."

Only thing I really can't do is canned spinach. That shit ought to be sold in pharmacies as a stand-in for ipecac. Yuck.

 

[moorhen]

I find the best way to add some extra tastiness to ramen is to cook it in a pan and then add an egg to the center just before it's finished cooking.
Absolutely delicious, add a spring onion, maybe a little bit of veg like broccoli.
Perfect if you're hungry and in a hurry.

Eggs are the best.

 

[MY 405]

@WireSponge

I call foul! (Pun intended). No where in your innocent egg thread did I place that quote! I challenge, sir, that you mined through "Unpopular Opinions About Food" for a post to directly slander me! I had been a courteous and useful contributor to this thread, I even expressed sorrow for my dislike of eggs, while in the same post I reflected my intrigue on the cultural touchstones of eggs in world creation myths. I argue that I am NOT a danger to the Egg Thread and I have been maligned with a post that encouraged me to have an 'unpopular opinion' regarding a common foodstuff. I petition the thread that I be allowed to visit the thread under supervision.

 

[WireSponge]

@WireSponge

I call foul! (Pun intended). No where in your innocent egg thread did I place that quote! I challenge, sir, that you mined through "Unpopular Opinions About Food" for a post to directly slander me! I had been a courteous and useful contributor to this thread, I even expressed sorrow for my dislike of eggs, while in the same post I reflected my intrigue on the cultural touchstones of eggs in world creation myths. I argue that I am NOT a danger to the Egg Thread and I have been maligned with a post that encouraged me to have an 'unpopular opinion' regarding a common foodstuff. I petition the thread that I be allowed to visit the thread under supervision.

Lel cishet dunklebunk thinks they don't spread egg appropriation just by being here

 

[MY 405]

Lel cishet dunklebunk thinks they don't spread egg appropriation just by being here

You need to check your egg privilege!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Now technically I was saying that I hate having my eggs violated by savages who cannot properly handle the scrambled yokes with the dignity they deserve.

 

[MY 405]

Now technically I was saying that I hate having my eggs violated by savages who cannot properly handle the scrambled yokes with the dignity they deserve.

Solidarity my friend!

 

[Globe]

@Globe is new mod.

I always knew my sporadic presence on this forum would pay off

 

[WireSponge]

Now technically I was saying that I hate having my eggs violated by savages who cannot properly handle the scrambled yokes with the dignity they deserve.

#Yesalleggs

I always knew my sporadic presence on this forum would pay off

Sporadic? Don't worry, you can be the @Dunsparce.

 

[DangerousGas]

I regret nothing #miseggynist

 

[HickoryDickory]

Spoiler: Nightmares...

 

[MasterDisaster]

I like scotch eggs the best. Mmm, mother fucking scotch eggs.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I love mine scrambled with lots of milk and butter.

 

[Ravenor]

I like scotch eggs the best. Mmm, mother fucking scotch eggs.

 

[sugoi-chan]

 

[Bugaboo]

I only eat eggs when they are smothered in ketchup

 

[melty]

I am here to report I have purchased one dozen duck eggs for the immersion cooker. I attempted to purchase quail eggs but my boyfriend argued they aren't really special so we did not get any. I haven't found any pheasant eggs anywhere.
Also ketchup on eggs is gross

 

[AnOminous]

I am here to report I have purchased one dozen duck eggs for the immersion cooker. I attempted to purchase quail eggs but my boyfriend argued they aren't really special so we did not get any. I haven't found any pheasant eggs anywhere.
Also ketchup on eggs is gross

The only place I've seen quail egg is raw on uni (sea urchin roe) sushi.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Eggs are just amazing. I keep chickens and there's nothing like hen butt fresh eggs for breakfast.