Egg Thread

What is the best way to make scrambled eggs? Every youtube video I watch takes 9 minutes. Just tell me the best way. Also if your recipe for scrambled eggs is too add in ten other items along with it, I don't care about your story.

Thanks guys.

Bugaboo said:
Also you can make an Egg McMuffin at home by beating 1 or 2 eggs in a small pyrex dish and cooking it in the microwave. I thought this was common sense until my father bought an expensive machine for the sole purpose of making McMuffins
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LOOK HOW FUCKING RETARDED, I mean, the only benefit I can see is it will warm the English Muffin and melt cheese but that's all.
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These things are only like $25. The point of these things is for looking like a boss when you come home drunk with all your friends and you pull out this contraption and everyone gets egg sandwiches.
Chandler Cats said:
You need to check your egg privilege!
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Chegg your privilegg
 
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Lipitor said:
What is the best way to make scrambled eggs? Every youtube video I watch takes 9 minutes. Just tell me the best way. Also if your recipe for scrambled eggs is too add in ten other items along with it, I don't care about your story
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Put some olive oil in a pan to grease it. Turn stove to medium.
Mix eggs with a small amount of milk in a cup (about 1/4th an eggshell for each egg used), stir lightly, then dump into the pan and cook until done.
Add salt and pepper to taste. Should result in fluffy eggs with visible bands of yellow yolk and whites in them
 
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Lipitor said:
What is the best way to make scrambled eggs?
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beat the egg in a bowl
add stuff that's at room temperature
put it in a pan and cook it until it's done like you want it
 
My car got egged once. That's...that's about it, really.
 
Lipitor said:
What is the best way to make scrambled eggs? Every youtube video I watch takes 9 minutes. Just tell me the best way. Also if your recipe for scrambled eggs is too add in ten other items along with it, I don't care about your story.
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Cook bacon on the pan first to grease it up and make the eggs extra tasty. If you eat kosher, kill yourself.
Beat the eggs in a bowl. Add some tasty shit. I usually add some mixture of grated cheddar, black pepper, basil, paprika, spinach, caraway, whatever. Go nuts.
Put it in the pan and cook it until you like the way it looks.
Eat that shit. Eat it good.
 
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I like to make what I call a EGG-MESS.
It consists of taking a couple of eggs and a couple of left over boiled potatoes and throwing them into a pan.
Then add garlic,onion, pepper and cayenne pepper(if you have it use smoked Spanish paprika powder).
Mix it up and don't bother trying to keep the shape, just stir it into a mess. Serve with aioli or HP sauce or tabasco and so on.
Kind of like a Spanish omelet but with considerably less effort and aesthetic considerations.

Quail eggs are nice, once ate them in a fancy restaurant with truffles.
 
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I actually started learning how to cook eggs this morning. Made some scrambled and hard boiled eggs with some help from the folks.

Gotta say, eggs taste a heck of a lot better when you make them yourself.
 
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