Decided to go through the rest of the bosses today, Mohg was straight up dps check and died easily. But I couldn't beat Melania even after 2 hours of trying and changing strategies. I'll probably manage to eventually given enough time, but the teleporting slash spam is bullshit and even if I try to guard rather than luck up on the dodge, she can actually go behind you and rape your hp bar. By the time I get to the second stage I don't have enough time to learn the new attacks before getting killed. I also discovered that bleed is the only way to have damage with short single hand weapons, which is beyond retarded when the damage is just fine to normal enemies but absolutely nothing to bosses.
The absolute most retarded thing about the fight is that blocking still gets her life leech, and it's the same amount as if you were attacked without blocking. What were the devs even thinking? Why can't she just fuck off and attack a tree if she gets healed as long she just needs to hit? So fuck you for wanting to use a shield in the game, either fight against enemies that aoe around the shield or human type enemies that use it to heal up. Great fucking game design there, have entire categories of weapons unusable against bosses.