Elden Ring

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FunPosting101 said:
Fixed for me, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Up with the Doll Waifu and down with the femboy fag.
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I mean, Miquella in lore is actually kinda monstrous when you think about his actions so I agree to an extent, but that stupid 4-armed smurf needs to die first. To hell with her and her reddit ending.
 
I got every achievement in Elden Ring and its one of my top 3 favorite games of all time. I still watch VaatiVidya prepare to crys every so often. Hopefully, Shadow of the erdtree will come out later this fall. Just sucks we didnt hear anything at the game of the year awards about it
 
Coldgrip said:
The "trick" with shields is that a bit of enemy knowledge is helpful.; knowing when to dodge and when to block. Also, upgrade your shield, it's not much, but upgrading can help reduce the amount of stamina consumed via blocking.

You're not wrong, Melania is a bitch to fight, but she's suppose to be that way. Which make me wonder, will Miquella worse?
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The trick with shields is to use the brass shield (upgrading it of course, to improve stability) with the barricade shield weapon art either for the whole game, or until you have the stats to use a fully upgraded greatshield along with the aforementioned weapon art.
 
Coldgrip said:
but that stupid 4-armed smurf needs to die first. To hell with her and her reddit ending.
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There's two kinds of people in the world. Those that love Ranni and those who's mouth breath stinks.

I know where I stand!
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Estate said:
There's two kinds of people in the world. Those that love Ranni and those who's mouth breath stinks.

I know where I stand!
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Is it a rot dog or macrame penis joke?

edit - I'll repeat my general souls advice: if you have trouble with a big enemy or boss, don't even try to hit them, walk into them and wait. Just try to figure out rolls/positioning/spacing/timing without having to worry about damaging them.
Not getting caught gets you 80% of the way towards victory in these games. I have to confess that I never adapted to jumping in ER to avoid certain attacks, that just goes against everything I know.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Is it a rot dog or macrame penis joke?

edit - I'll repeat my general souls advice: if you have trouble with a big enemy or boss, don't even try to hit them, walk into them and wait. Just try to figure out rolls/positioning/spacing/timing without having to worry about damaging them.
Not getting caught gets you 80% of the way towards victory in these games. I have to confess that I never adapted to jumping in ER to avoid certain attacks, that just goes against everything I know.
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If it's about what I said, it's a reference to a choice in Ranni's quest. If you try to give her the sleeping potion (which would result in a catatonic state and subsequent rape by a weirdo) she literally tells you that you have rotten breath and kills you.
If it's the image, idk, I have it saved because it's funny.

Not sure what prompted the advice, but I personally don't have issues with the game. Finished and I'm missing only 3 achievements (two endings and legendary weapons). Then again, my playstyle is magic + dagger, or whatever I have fun with. This also helps in making try hard nerds seethe uncontrollably because it upsets their autism brain that souls games should be played a certain way. Lol, lmao even.
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Coldgrip said:
Redditors and people who hate Ranni.
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The proper response to any Ranni hater.
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Estate said:
If it's about what I said, it's a reference to a choice in Ranni's quest. If you try to give her the sleeping potion (which would result in a catatonic state and subsequent rape by a weirdo) she literally tells you that you have rotten breath and kills you.
If it's the image, idk, I have it saved because it's funny.

Not sure what prompted the advice, but I personally don't have issues with the game. Finished and I'm missing only 3 achievements (two endings and legendary weapons). Then again, my playstyle is magic + dagger, or whatever I have fun with. This also helps in making try hard nerds seethe uncontrollably because it upsets their autism brain that souls games should be played a certain way. Lol, lmao even.
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I feel like if a game has items that let you reallocate your stats like 10 times per playthrough it wants you to play around with as many pieces of equipment and spells as possible.
 
Late double post, not apologizing.

So everybody, with the DLC hopefully coming out soon(ish), what is one major quality of life fix you'd like to see, and what is one small quality of life fix you'd like to see?
 
Coldgrip said:
Late double post, not apologizing.

So everybody, with the DLC hopefully coming out soon(ish), what is one major quality of life fix you'd like to see, and what is one small quality of life fix you'd like to see?
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I'd like see more weird/surreal/nightmarish landscapes. With some exceptions like Caelid I thought Elden Ring's world was pretty generic and unmemorable compared to past games.

Maybe it was a consequence of going open world idk. Grassy field 1, Ice field 2, grassy field 2, ruined city 1, all very generic.
 
Coldgrip said:
Late double post, not apologizing.

So everybody, with the DLC hopefully coming out soon(ish), what is one major quality of life fix you'd like to see, and what is one small quality of life fix you'd like to see?
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Supporting framerates over 60fps
Buff timers
Honorable mention: built in PS button prompts.
 
Coldgrip said:
Late double post, not apologizing.

So everybody, with the DLC hopefully coming out soon(ish), what is one major quality of life fix you'd like to see, and what is one small quality of life fix you'd like to see?
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Add Torrent to coop. NPC invasions in singleplayer just kick you off the horse. Just do that when invaded in coop.
 
Sniperwoof said:
I'd like see more weird/surreal/nightmarish landscapes. With some exceptions like Caelid I thought Elden Ring's world was pretty generic and unmemorable compared to past games.

Maybe it was a consequence of going open world idk. Grassy field 1, Ice field 2, grassy field 2, ruined city 1, all very generic.
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Considering the DLC is suppose to involve Miquella, I'd be surprised if we don't get some sort of surreal dreamscape land.
 
Coldgrip said:
Late double post, not apologizing.

So everybody, with the DLC hopefully coming out soon(ish), what is one major quality of life fix you'd like to see, and what is one small quality of life fix you'd like to see?
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Fewer bosses, but have each one be more unique. The sleep status is a neat idea, but in the base game it basically doesn't exist. More Patches kicking you off of cliffs.
 
Coldgrip said:
Late double post, not apologizing.

So everybody, with the DLC hopefully coming out soon(ish), what is one major quality of life fix you'd like to see, and what is one small quality of life fix you'd like to see?
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I would like more magic spells and those spells to be cool looking and flashy. Think Loretta's bow magic. If I get more variations of blue magic pebble shit, I'll fly to Japan and assrape them.
Besides this...
More drip.
More outlandish scenery.
More Ranni.
More degeneracy.
Marika's tits (in memory of prawn bro)
Try fingers, but hole. 😏
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