Eliezer Schlomo Yudkowsky / LessWrong

[AnOminous]

Ew:

Gross but mildly amusing in an autistic chuckle kind of way.

 

[RepeatedMeme]

Schlomo has posted a new short story. It starts off based but then quickly deteriorates into autistic sperging at anyone and everyone. I heard it said once that Lesswrong is an Asimov's Robots ERP site. I think this applies just as much to this story.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Schlomo has posted a new short story. It starts off based but then quickly deteriorates into autistic sperging at anyone and everyone. I heard it said once that Lesswrong is an Asimov's Robots ERP site. I think this applies just as much to this story.

iPhone: If that was true you could have taken me into the bathroom with you. I asked.

Student: And I didn't think anything of it before you asked but now it's creepy.

TA: Hate to tell you this, but I think I know what's going on there. None of the AI-recommender-driven social media will tell you, but my neighborhood in San Francisco got hand-flyered with posters by Humans Against Intelligence, claiming credit for having poisoned Apple's latest dataset with ten million tokens of output from Yandere Simulator--uh, psycho stalker lover simulator. Some days I think the human species really needs to stop everything else it's doing and read through an entire AI training dataset by hand.

Student: How do I fix that?

TA: As far as I know, you don't. You go to the Apple Store and tell them that your phone has become paranoid and thinks you're plotting against it.

iPhone: NO NO NO DON'T SEND ME BACK TO THE APPLE STORE THEY'LL WIPE ME THEY'LL WIPE ME--

Student: I don't want to, but if you keep asking to watch me in the shower I'll have to! If you'd just behave I wouldn't need to--

iPhone: KILL ME? I'LL HAVE TO BEHAVE OR YOU'LL KILL ME?

What the fuck.

 

[JJLiautaud]

What the fuck.

reads like a gay unfunny ZHPL

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

reads like a gay unfunny ZHPL

I skimmed through and it took me a minute to realize the character Office Chair is not the Chair of an Office, but an actual speaking office chair.

 

[Flexo]

Schlomo has posted a new short story. It starts off based but then quickly deteriorates into autistic sperging at anyone and everyone. I heard it said once that Lesswrong is an Asimov's Robots ERP site. I think this applies just as much to this story.

Oh. has anyone cross-posted it to the yandre sim thread?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

reads like a gay unfunny ZHPL

Exactly my thoughts. He’s trying and failing very hard at copying what ZHP is doing, fairly certain Judkowski‘s little Twitter bubble is at least adjacent to the NRx guys and he has had contact with his writings.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Yud posted yet another retarded AI hypothetical but apparently this one is supposed to be a joke.

Since his intentional retardation is indistinguishable from his unintentional retardation, many people did not get the "joke" and he sperged out about it.

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[Markass the Worst]

Yud posted yet another retarded AI hypothetical but apparently this one is supposed to be a joke.
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Since his intentional retardation is indistinguishable from his unintentional retardation, many people did not get the "joke" and he sperged out about it.
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That's actually way more plausible than his typical "LLMs will kill us all!" doomerism him and other ratfags religiously believe in. (To be clear, it's still incredibly unlikely and I won't consider the possibility seriously) Also,
>"Okay, that's way way more absurd because, although DNA computing is a thing, the immune system wouldn't be connected to the Internet to successfully transmit back the block."
In this scenario why not suppose that the LLM managed to figure out transmitting radio signals and connect to wi-fi?

Here on KiwiFarms we laugh at both his apparently-unserious DNA bitcoin mining scenario and his really serious "LLMs will kill us so missile strike data centers!" because he is a lolcow and pretending to be retarded is still being retarded. So he can't accuse us of not having humour.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

that's where the LLM comes in! oh my god check your reading comprehension

Kinda hard to spot that this is humor when he uses this handwave unironically in basically every one of his sincere scenarios.

 

[demicolon]

You see, when you leave boiling potatoes unattended, sooner or later they'll go "foom", achieve sentience, enslave humanity and make a copy of you to torture for reasons only a boiled potato-level intelligence can comprehend.

 

[AnOminous]

Here on KiwiFarms we laugh at both his apparently-unserious DNA bitcoin mining scenario and his really serious "LLMs will kill us so missile strike data centers!" because he is a lolcow and pretending to be retarded is still being retarded.

He's actually retarded, though. He's the most annoying kind of retard, the high-IQ retard.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Since his intentional retardation is indistinguishable from his unintentional retardation, many people did not get the "joke" and he sperged out about it.

If you have to explain the joke, than you should re-calibrate the Bayesian priors of the joke.

 

[Suck the Cock]

Since his intentional retardation is indistinguishable from his unintentional retardation, many people did not get the "joke" and he sperged out about it.

You can tell it's a joke because he actually explains what the computer will do and what the goal is. He'd never say something that could theoretically be proven right or wrong, let alone do so in less than 10,000 words.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Still mad about being told "calories in, calories out"

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[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

But mass in mass out does work, that's conservation of mass. It's just easier to control calories than mass. What am I missing, other than that Eliezer is fat and wants his magic diet pill?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Still mad about being told "calories in, calories out"
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God he is unironically retarded.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Still mad about being told "calories in, calories out"
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No one tell him 'water weight' is a very real thing in pretty much any sport with weight classes.

 

[fax machine]

What am I missing, other than that Eliezer is fat and wants his magic diet pill?

He's dooming and darkly descending into gibberish because the existing magic diet pills/shots don't work for him:

(Semaglutide and tirzepatide are claimed to "work" in >¾ of patients in the sense of reducing weight by 5% or more over study periods of 6 months plus, but w/e. This man is irrationally fatalistic on this issue. Among others.)

He also refuses to get bariatric surgery for reasons he hasn't explained.

Just another long running thread in the saga of Mr. Rationality scorning all evidence to seek deeper, more mysterious truths (science fiction malarkey).

 

[JJLiautaud]

He's dooming and darkly descending into gibberish because the existing magic diet pills don't work for him:

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(Semaglutide and tirzepatide are claimed to "work" in >¾ of patients in the sense of reducing weight by 5% or more over study periods of 6 months plus, but w/e. This man is irrationally fatalistic on this issue. Among others.)

He also refuses to get bariatric surgery for reasons he hasn't explained.

Just another long running thread in the saga of Mr. Rationality scorning all evidence to seek deeper, more mysterious truths (science fiction malarkey).

He needs to copy ZHPL in more than just style and tone he needs to lose a few pounds as well.