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That doesn't piss anyone off. We're glad for the warning that you're a lunatic to be avoided.
🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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JFC, SHE IS STILL GOING.
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The need of Ellen to turn every serious situation into either a personal attack, or an "aha, I was right all along!" moment on her haters, is really psychotic.
The replies.
Out of curiosity, I went ahead and looked up what Ellen thought of Katy Perry before all of this...
Good news, Ellen is for once morally consistent.
Bad news, it's most likely just pettyness as Perryusual.
Good news again - oh, the irony in the post Ellen chose to reply to...
(archive)
Back to the post then,
comedy.
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The need of Ellen to turn every serious situation into either a personal attack, or an "aha, I was right all along!" moment on her haters, is really psychotic.
The replies.
Out of curiosity, I went ahead and looked up what Ellen thought of Katy Perry before all of this...
Good news, Ellen is for once morally consistent.
Bad news, it's most likely just pettyness as Perryusual.
Good news again - oh, the irony in the post Ellen chose to reply to...
(archive)
Back to the post then,
comedy.
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Anyone who takes Ruby Rose at her word is a RETARD. This is the same woman who left after the first season of Batwoman, claiming that the show made her do dangerous stunts that nearly crippled her and tried to throw her co-stars under the bus, while they said that she was a massive cunt who was impossible to deal with. She's a mid actress who thought that calling herself "Non-binary" and being attractive was enough to carry her to stardom.
I'm not a Katy Perry fan, but there has not been any hitory or whispers at all of her raping women. In fact, about a few years ago some dude she did a video with made similar claims, and as far as I recall, it ended up a nothingburger.
Mentally unhinged attention whores got to stick together, so it only makes sense that our Canadian Cunt is going to act like she knows what really went on. One can hope that she makes a comic outright accusing Perry of rape, so that Mrs. Teenage Dream can sue her to the Stone Age for defamation.
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Maybe she's trying to attract a Conservative Bull?
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:late: and all, but I just realized, that as well as the horrible AI artPresenting to you...Mombie, Finale.
Until Ellen makes her own part 20, finally listening to her fans and finishing a story that ran for so long, and ended so abruptly, this is the only ending out there.
Fully AI generated, made up of solely prompts and stolen artwork.
Since she is so against AI doing all the work, I'm sure she wouldn't want this to be how the comic ends.
If she doesn't...she'll have to admit AI is better than her.
I guess we'll have to wait and see what Ellen does.
The "thing that stalked them for months" complains about its bones hurting. Literally still buttmad about BoneHurtingJuice roasting her. lol.
Ruby Rose was a mentally ill climber, always
I do recall Katy Perry being accused of getting frisky with another girl before, but nothing came of the accusation.
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Funnily enough, that, as well as a reference to a song by Jeff (Warm), are all also AI generated, only based on the other 19 parts of Mombie I provided it.
It simply knows Ellen too well.
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But Ellen, I thought your whole family was narcissists who abused you your entire childhood? Why would you willingly go spend time with them, much less document it on Twitter?
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I was to leave this chain of insanity alone, but I have to post this one bloody post, because it's comedy.
It’s the middle of the night and Ellen is ranting about Trump again. Someone put her to bed she’s senile!
It’s the middle of the night and Ellen is ranting about Trump again. Someone put her to bed she’s senile!
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I haven't been paying attention lately, what protestors did Trump kill?
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He personally flew down to Minnesota and shot and killed noted peaceful non-violent protestors Goode and Pretti and like thousands of others bro trust me it's just like Iran but on steroids bro it's bad
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Fuckin' based this is what i voted for i'm not tired of winning etc etc.
(2 highest tiers only as it'll be NSFW) Maybe I'll see you there! 
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CALLED IT WHEN I SAW IT ON PATREON
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At least in this comic Ellen is honest about having ZERO tits and ass.
EDIT: removed a sentence fragment.
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Anything but Mombie 20...
Update: Ellen, continuing the trend of talking shit about men because they're all rapist continues...and she just dropped a tweet that's...so bad, knowing the context.
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It was a response to this.
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The replies.
Just a quick interruption.
A person gets pissed about a person correcting someone on what the numbers mean, Ellen replies with ignorance.
The original poster wasn't even malicious, he just neutrally stated what the actual statistics mean.
Anyway.
So...both the original post, and this exchange in particular...
...oh, it's gonna be glorious when we get to part 12 and realise Ellen has been telling on herself all this time.
Well, getting back to work on the psycho analysis then.
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A bunch of freaks on Telegram (fish in ocean ammirite?) are trading tips on how to be a freak and this is somehow an ONLINE RAPE SCHOOL.
We've all seen the shit Ellen lets slide when it comes to her freak fans commenting about her and her daughter. You're only a few short steps above this Telegram group, Ellen.
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WIP warning: This post, as a multi parter, is still under active development. I will be making a big compilation post with links to all the sections later down the line.
(I am running out of funny intro video ideas, send help)
With part 9, we've finished two things, and those things would be objection.lol videos and talk about Ellen's recklessness. Some truly horrifying shit there, I must say.
Part 10 will continue that trend in a whole new direction, for we'll discuss Ellen's manipulation tactics, including the methods she uses to control all of r/comics, faking engagement, mass censorship of content that interferes with her worldview, bribing moderators and coercion. In addition to Ellen, we'll also be covering the pet power mod she tasks with all of the dirty work, u/merari01.
A lot of this info was dug up via the ex de facto head snaker, OK-Cook, via all of her r/pizzacakesnark modding experience and research into Reddit's mod structure.
Let's begin then, shall we?
I'm so glad to have the help I need for all of this, as this is something beyond my area of expertise.
Part 11 will continue on from here, covering silencing of criticism, the events behind the r/pizzacakesnark ban, and the various means in which Ellen has attempted to change history to better suit her needs, as well as her use of doublethink to smuggle her self contradictory worldview into the hands of Redditors.
(I am running out of funny intro video ideas, send help)
With part 9, we've finished two things, and those things would be objection.lol videos and talk about Ellen's recklessness. Some truly horrifying shit there, I must say.
Part 10 will continue that trend in a whole new direction, for we'll discuss Ellen's manipulation tactics, including the methods she uses to control all of r/comics, faking engagement, mass censorship of content that interferes with her worldview, bribing moderators and coercion. In addition to Ellen, we'll also be covering the pet power mod she tasks with all of the dirty work, u/merari01.
A lot of this info was dug up via the ex de facto head snaker, OK-Cook, via all of her r/pizzacakesnark modding experience and research into Reddit's mod structure.
Let's begin then, shall we?
From Wikipedia,
Whereas deception is solely an art of lying to another person and hoping they don't figure it out on their own, manipulation is actively taking away the ability of that person to reason logically, either via creating or destroying evidence, or directly restricting that person from doing so.
Ellen did a good job concealing a lot of the evidence incriminating her of said manipulation.
Unfortunately, not a good enough job.
For some of them, a lot of the knowledge from the previous sections will be required to fully comprehend.
Knowledge of these tactics will be very relevant later on, when we get to Ellen's callous and unemotional traits, as well as feelings of contempt, as Ellen has used a large amount of manipulative tactics to keep them buried and the parties in a position of content.
Manipulation is yet another method which Ellen uses to gain sympathy and attention she craves so much.
Whereas deception is solely an art of lying to another person and hoping they don't figure it out on their own, manipulation is actively taking away the ability of that person to reason logically, either via creating or destroying evidence, or directly restricting that person from doing so.
Ellen did a good job concealing a lot of the evidence incriminating her of said manipulation.
Unfortunately, not a good enough job.
For some of them, a lot of the knowledge from the previous sections will be required to fully comprehend.
Knowledge of these tactics will be very relevant later on, when we get to Ellen's callous and unemotional traits, as well as feelings of contempt, as Ellen has used a large amount of manipulative tactics to keep them buried and the parties in a position of content.
Whilst Ellen is on Reddit a lot less now, favoring Threads as her main social media platform, it was, historically, her main platform of choice ever since 2021. While she posted her comics on several subreddits, especially in her early career as Pizzacake Comics, her subreddit of choice was always r/comics.
With over 1,4 million weekly visitors and 3,8 million members, it's one of the biggest on all of Reddit.
Over four and a half years of her activity there, she has practically taken over the sub, both metaphorically and literally.
First, metaphorically.
If we sort the comics from the highest rated of all time...we'll notice something.
Yup, the top comic is of Ellen.
In fact, a lot of the top comics on this subreddit are of Ellen.
How many?
Boy, let me tell you.
Unfortunately, since I am absolute dogshit at making spreadsheets, I did it all raw.
Specifically, I went through the top 25, 50 and 100 posts of all time on r/comics, marking off every artist individually and counting how many times their comics showed up in their respective brackets...the results are pretty telling.
Of the top 25 and top 50 comics, Ellen's comics constitute 52% of each, at 13 in the former and 26 in the latter.
In the top 100 category, this falls down to 44%, or 44 posts.
This may sound bad on paper, but it gets worse when you include the amount of times the other artist's posts were featured in those brackets.
In the top 25 category, only a single artist, u/Miles_the_new_kid, had more than one work included (3, specifically)
In the top 50 category, this increases by only one, u/adamtots_remastered (Miles sitting at 4 and Adam at 3).
The only real amount of growth happens in the top 100 category, where a total of 7 artists other than Ellen have more than one work.
Hell, the actual artists the r/comics subreddit talks about fondly, Hollering Elk and Gator Days, aren't even in the top 50. Elk's highest rated comic is 68th,
and Gator Days 99th.
A comic by Red Dot, an artist whom I have brought up during irritability due to basically being Ellen but with no drama, sits in the category at the 85th spot.
None of them has more than one comic in the top 100 either.
In addition, the percentage of Ellen's posts at the top has actually risen over time.
Those are the spreadsheets made by u/Ok-Cook-7542, the ex mod of r/pizzacakesnark, from the beginning of 2025.
As you can see, the percentage of Ellen's posts in top 25 of the subreddit has went up from 48% to 52%, and the amount of people with more than one post in the top 25 went down from 4 to just 2.
But there's also a bunch of other, very interesting statistics which we'll elaborate on later.
Namely, anomalies in both the amount of likes/dislikes
and the amount of removed comments.
Because of this, the only real way that many artists can get any traction on the site is by making crossovers with Pizzacake, via association.
Something that shows the extent of the problem very well is a comic released as I was making this post, by a total nobody on the site.
(archive)
In the replies, she made a long post explaining that the reason they made it is so that she can gain any recognition on a site that never acknowledged her comics before.
She didn't ask for permission either.
Her main account, which she links in the top comment, shows us exactly how effective it was.
(archive)
Most of her comics only get, like, 200 upvotes.
Hell, this wasn't even the first time she used such tactic to make people read her comics, this one involved goonerbait.
(archive)
Back to the Pizzacake post...this reply kinda highlights the issue.
If you don't do crossovers with Ellen, nor feature her in your comics...you will not have any success at all...and we'll get to that eventually.
Then...literally.
Allow me to introduce you to...u/Merari01.
Merari01 (full name: Joost Eggelaar)
When Reddit placed limitations on the amount of subreddits one can moderate, putting it at 25, Merari employed a tactic of modding and unmodding himself from subreddits to evade it.
Here's the list of subreddits he moderated at the start of April, on April 2nd.
Here's the list, taken by me today (as of me writing this), on April 15.
As you can see, he traded r/gay and r/TESVI for r/comics and r/ElderScrollsBlades.
He's extremely critical of said change and has ranted about it countless times on Reddit.
The reason he does this is extremely simple...he craves power.
Over the years, he went from posting about his chastity cage on r/nofap
to almost exclusively making long, drawn out posts, criticising nazis on Reddit.
Apparently, mostly because he admired it more than fapping.
Somewhat infamously, when this little shred of power was theathened to be taken away from him, he cried over DM's, telling another guy over DM's how poor he is.
Ellen has exploited this and made Merari01 into her little pet mod, whom locks every single post Ellen puts out,
as well as often writing long, drawn out mod responses under the moniker of comics-ModTeam, which basically amount you "if you say anything negative whatsoever about this comic, I'll ban you".
He doesn't do it just under posts by Ellen,
but it's a lot more common with her specifically.
What is Merari's attraction to her?
After all, it can't be nudes. He's gay.
I think I might know the answer to that one...
To finish this off, here's an interview between Merari and Ellen, which has...a few interesting questions, and a few interesting answers.
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We've seen where this leads to in recklessness...
This, I've just talked about.
A novel about why you suck, you say?
It'd be funny if it wasn't true (wait 'till we get to Hollering Elk).
This'll wait for lazyness.
This has definitely changed since then.
I've discussed it at the start of the irritability section.
Lazyness also.
Once she realised how many people would pay for feet pics, she has started regularly focusing on them in her porn.
Once again, since Ellen earns nothing from Reddit and 50K a month from her Patreon and Onlyfans, all of her Reddit and Threads activity only serves to funnel people to one or both of these platforms. She couldn't care less about her output on there, as long as it led to people paying for her feet pics.
But, of course, since the purpose of these places is purely advertisement...Ellen has to do well on there to advertise.
With over 1,4 million weekly visitors and 3,8 million members, it's one of the biggest on all of Reddit.
Over four and a half years of her activity there, she has practically taken over the sub, both metaphorically and literally.
First, metaphorically.
If we sort the comics from the highest rated of all time...we'll notice something.
Yup, the top comic is of Ellen.
In fact, a lot of the top comics on this subreddit are of Ellen.
How many?
Boy, let me tell you.
Unfortunately, since I am absolute dogshit at making spreadsheets, I did it all raw.
Specifically, I went through the top 25, 50 and 100 posts of all time on r/comics, marking off every artist individually and counting how many times their comics showed up in their respective brackets...the results are pretty telling.
Of the top 25 and top 50 comics, Ellen's comics constitute 52% of each, at 13 in the former and 26 in the latter.
In the top 100 category, this falls down to 44%, or 44 posts.
This may sound bad on paper, but it gets worse when you include the amount of times the other artist's posts were featured in those brackets.
In the top 25 category, only a single artist, u/Miles_the_new_kid, had more than one work included (3, specifically)
In the top 50 category, this increases by only one, u/adamtots_remastered (Miles sitting at 4 and Adam at 3).
The only real amount of growth happens in the top 100 category, where a total of 7 artists other than Ellen have more than one work.
Hell, the actual artists the r/comics subreddit talks about fondly, Hollering Elk and Gator Days, aren't even in the top 50. Elk's highest rated comic is 68th,
and Gator Days 99th.
A comic by Red Dot, an artist whom I have brought up during irritability due to basically being Ellen but with no drama, sits in the category at the 85th spot.
None of them has more than one comic in the top 100 either.
In addition, the percentage of Ellen's posts at the top has actually risen over time.
Those are the spreadsheets made by u/Ok-Cook-7542, the ex mod of r/pizzacakesnark, from the beginning of 2025.
As you can see, the percentage of Ellen's posts in top 25 of the subreddit has went up from 48% to 52%, and the amount of people with more than one post in the top 25 went down from 4 to just 2.
But there's also a bunch of other, very interesting statistics which we'll elaborate on later.
Namely, anomalies in both the amount of likes/dislikes
and the amount of removed comments.
Because of this, the only real way that many artists can get any traction on the site is by making crossovers with Pizzacake, via association.
Something that shows the extent of the problem very well is a comic released as I was making this post, by a total nobody on the site.
(archive)
In the replies, she made a long post explaining that the reason they made it is so that she can gain any recognition on a site that never acknowledged her comics before.
She didn't ask for permission either.
Her main account, which she links in the top comment, shows us exactly how effective it was.
(archive)
Most of her comics only get, like, 200 upvotes.
Hell, this wasn't even the first time she used such tactic to make people read her comics, this one involved goonerbait.
(archive)
Back to the Pizzacake post...this reply kinda highlights the issue.
If you don't do crossovers with Ellen, nor feature her in your comics...you will not have any success at all...and we'll get to that eventually.
Then...literally.
Allow me to introduce you to...u/Merari01.
Merari01 (full name: Joost Eggelaar)
is a notorious Reddit powermod and one of the most powerful ones on the whole site, moderating over 200 of the top 500 subreddits at peak.I'm 99% sure Merari01's real name is Joost Eggelaar.
I was looking through Dumbsford's twitter. Dumbsford was an alcoholic reddit powerjanny who Bardfinn and drewiepoodle convinced to troon out, most likely leading to his early death in 2019.
https://twitter.com/Dumbsford/status/1023432722994417665
The disturbing tweet above was liked by someone called J E Eggelaar. https://twitter.com/JEEggelaar (archive)
J E Eggelaar is located in the Netherlands and has an interest in X-Men, comics, and Tori Amos like Merari. He fanboys over Contrapoints in his tweets. Compare the tweets to Merari's official twitter account https://twitter.com/Merari00001 (archive)
The guy in the framed photo is Dumbsford
On Facebook there's a user called Joost Eggelaar who uses the same muppet profile pic as Merari. https://www.facebook.com/joost.eggelaar (can't get archive to work)
https://instagram.com/eggelaar
Empty Youtube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLntuqv5CSaENBGLYlWm-aw (archive)
https://www.trustpilot.com/users/568e53c80000ff0001fa1e1a (archive)
Google reviews (archive) Most of his Google reviews are in Eindhoven, so that's likely the city he lives in.
When Reddit placed limitations on the amount of subreddits one can moderate, putting it at 25, Merari employed a tactic of modding and unmodding himself from subreddits to evade it.
Here's the list of subreddits he moderated at the start of April, on April 2nd.
Here's the list, taken by me today (as of me writing this), on April 15.
As you can see, he traded r/gay and r/TESVI for r/comics and r/ElderScrollsBlades.
He's extremely critical of said change and has ranted about it countless times on Reddit.
The reason he does this is extremely simple...he craves power.
Over the years, he went from posting about his chastity cage on r/nofap
to almost exclusively making long, drawn out posts, criticising nazis on Reddit.
Apparently, mostly because he admired it more than fapping.
Somewhat infamously, when this little shred of power was theathened to be taken away from him, he cried over DM's, telling another guy over DM's how poor he is.
Ellen has exploited this and made Merari01 into her little pet mod, whom locks every single post Ellen puts out,
as well as often writing long, drawn out mod responses under the moniker of comics-ModTeam, which basically amount you "if you say anything negative whatsoever about this comic, I'll ban you".
He doesn't do it just under posts by Ellen,
but it's a lot more common with her specifically.
What is Merari's attraction to her?
After all, it can't be nudes. He's gay.
I think I might know the answer to that one...
almost two years ago now, late April 2024, Ellen posted a following picture set on her Patreon.
The set was eventually removed in the great purge following the hater comic drama, but later reposted onto her Onlyfans alongside some other photos.
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(kemono)
There's a lot of photos in this set, but one particular one stands out.
Now, what's interesting about this particular photo?This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
Ellen is logged into her Patreon.
While her computer screen is visible in at least one other photo, it is incomprehensible due to glare.
Now...let's look at it even more closely...
Yup, this part of the UI reads "CA$42,4K".
Now...what does this mean? Is it her account balance? Is it how much she earned total?
See, Patreon actually has a tutorial for content creators starting out on the platform.
(archive)
It features a following screenshot.
The figure of CA$42,4K is the total sum of all current memberships.
As memberships are monthly, we can conclude that this is the amount of money Ellen earns per month.
Around $30000 a month, or $360000 a year.
...with a caviat.
First, those numbers are from late April of 2024 and we have no newer numbers.
Second, this does not include the numbers for any other platform. Meta has earned Ellen CA$600 a month between September and November of 2025, but we have no other numbers. Onlyfans is also probably a solid money maker for her.
Third, Ellen also gets money from the sales of her merch, as well as the sales of Cat vs Human, which got CA$113000 in crowdfunding money by itself, but is now also in regular sale. Sure, the project was by JasonAnarchy and Ellen only gets royalties from it, but still.
So, how can Ellen afford all of the fancy vacations and stuff while also buying cheap ass Temu cosplays?
And how does she have this seemingly large population of fans and mods that agree with her?
Simple.
She's rich.
To finish this off, here's an interview between Merari and Ellen, which has...a few interesting questions, and a few interesting answers.
(archive)
We've seen where this leads to in recklessness...
This, I've just talked about.
A novel about why you suck, you say?
It'd be funny if it wasn't true (wait 'till we get to Hollering Elk).
This'll wait for lazyness.
This has definitely changed since then.
I've discussed it at the start of the irritability section.
Lazyness also.
Once she realised how many people would pay for feet pics, she has started regularly focusing on them in her porn.
Once again, since Ellen earns nothing from Reddit and 50K a month from her Patreon and Onlyfans, all of her Reddit and Threads activity only serves to funnel people to one or both of these platforms. She couldn't care less about her output on there, as long as it led to people paying for her feet pics.
But, of course, since the purpose of these places is purely advertisement...Ellen has to do well on there to advertise.
There are several ways that she does this.
Botting upvotes, as we've seen in the coping section, has been a frequent accussation of Ellen...and it seems to be the case.
As another Farmer has done quite a good job with analysing the irregularities with her upvotes, I'm just gonna quote it here.
Ellen has lampshaded this impossible upvote rate by making several remarks about it, including a video post apparently showing a site glitch involving the upvote count...
Or here, where she used this opportunity to be a misandrist again.
(archive)
Writing fake comments from her alt accounts, either negative or positive, also fulfills the same purpose, and I've touched upon that in irritability.
There's, however, a few cases of this which are far more documented.
One of them are the botted comments on the Board Game Geek page of Cat vs. Human, a game by Jason Anarchy and Pizzacake Comic (which we'll get to later, when we get to bribery), though, here, the blame could be on either of them.
(archive)
The other...Ellen has actually admitted to.
Yes, you've heard me right, Ellen has actually confessed to award manipulation.
In September of 2025, Ellen wrote the following tweet on her Threads, claiming that she has recently learned about Jeff's secret Reddit account he used to upvote and award her posts.
(archive)
That...is against the Reddit TOS.
In the post, Ellen claims she didn't know about this...
...boy, wouldn't it be a shame if she actually knew it all along and publically admitted to it?
...oh, come on, at least pretend you're surprised for a second.
(archive)
...we'll get to that, eventually.
In any case, in the award leaderboards of many of Ellen posts, an account listed as [anonymous] can be seen.
When you are to give someone an award on Reddit, you can select a "give anonymously" option to hide your identity, for one reason or another. That's what that means.
Many of Ellen's posts from around that time also feature zero, or only one award.
I think it's safe to conclude that that [anonymous] giving Ellen awards, and the only user giving Ellen awards under many of her posts, is Jeff.
This, therefore, makes posts that he doesn't leave awards under all the more funny.
So...yeah, if you wonder how Ellen gets so many upvotes...I think it's very likely all paid.
After all, when you earn 50K a month, shit like this becomes a business expense.
Botting upvotes, as we've seen in the coping section, has been a frequent accussation of Ellen...and it seems to be the case.
As another Farmer has done quite a good job with analysing the irregularities with her upvotes, I'm just gonna quote it here.
Seriously, she's the most botted user on the entire website. Let's do some math:
You look at the time she made a post...
Compare it to the time of the most recent post when you refresh...
And let's take one last look at the upvotes since her threads move that fast.
12:34 was the post time, the next newest post was 15:20, but 55 minutes ago when last screencapped. This comes out to 16:15, so we have a time difference of 3 hours and 41 minutes.
In 3 hours and 41 minutes, her thread got 75,873 upvotes. However, that's just upvotes, so we need to do 75,837 / 0.74 to get the full total vote count of 102,482 votes total.
We now take 102,482 divided by the 221 minutes that have passed since she submitted the thread, and we get an average of 463 votes on her thread per minute. As in, 463 people see and bother to vote on her thread every minute.
Reddit also provides active user numbers, and that subreddit had 1,699 active users on it at the time the images were taken. The screenshots also show this as fairly steady, since there's only a variance of 9 users within the 3 minute gap of the screenshots. This would imply that every 4 minutes, the entirety of the sub's active users completely replace themselves and ALL of them vote on her thread, as the most generous interpretation of the data. If, for example, only half of all users bother voting on threads on average, this becomes more ridiculous and the active users replace themselves every 2 minutes. Anyone who is a new active user and doesn't vote on her thread only makes the data even less believable. I think we can safely assume not everyone is as obsessed with her work as she is with herself, so the active user number just makes her vote rate that much less believable.
But we don't even need math to prove this. Anyone with a functioning brain can tell you this bitch isn't getting this much support for her shitty comics. It wouldn't surprise me if the 26% downvote rate is mostly composed of organic users, while the 74% upvote rate is largely her bots, her simp moderators, and the other idiots that actually browse that subreddit and all take turns jerking each other off. I'd also welcome people to try this same method with other threads about major current events if you happen to catch one, because I remember doing this and she soundly beats major news events in terms of upvote rates.
Googling for how much the going rate is for reddit upvotes, and the cheapest seems to be 3 cents to 5 cents per upvote, (high variance because the cheapest website shows a 40% discount and I have no idea if this is just a first buyer discount or not) so for threads like this with the shown upvote count, that would be 2,000 to 4,000 dollars, but of course it's generous to assume every single upvote is botted. (but then again, that amount is less than half the final upvote count) Since she has the unfortunate birth defect of being born Canadian, the conversion rate turns this more into about 3,000 to 5,500 CAD for her.
All this to say: she absolutely has decent expenses to advertise her "business." Given how frequently she posts new comics, those expenses can quickly add up, and yes she seems like enough of a fragile narcissist that she burns money on keeping up the illusion that her comics are popular. If you assume she's paying for her own bots, there's your wasteful expense.
Ellen has lampshaded this impossible upvote rate by making several remarks about it, including a video post apparently showing a site glitch involving the upvote count...
Or here, where she used this opportunity to be a misandrist again.
(archive)
Writing fake comments from her alt accounts, either negative or positive, also fulfills the same purpose, and I've touched upon that in irritability.
There's, however, a few cases of this which are far more documented.
One of them are the botted comments on the Board Game Geek page of Cat vs. Human, a game by Jason Anarchy and Pizzacake Comic (which we'll get to later, when we get to bribery), though, here, the blame could be on either of them.
(archive)
The other...Ellen has actually admitted to.
Yes, you've heard me right, Ellen has actually confessed to award manipulation.
In September of 2025, Ellen wrote the following tweet on her Threads, claiming that she has recently learned about Jeff's secret Reddit account he used to upvote and award her posts.
(archive)
That...is against the Reddit TOS.
In the post, Ellen claims she didn't know about this...
...boy, wouldn't it be a shame if she actually knew it all along and publically admitted to it?
...oh, come on, at least pretend you're surprised for a second.
(archive)
...we'll get to that, eventually.
In any case, in the award leaderboards of many of Ellen posts, an account listed as [anonymous] can be seen.
When you are to give someone an award on Reddit, you can select a "give anonymously" option to hide your identity, for one reason or another. That's what that means.
Many of Ellen's posts from around that time also feature zero, or only one award.
I think it's safe to conclude that that [anonymous] giving Ellen awards, and the only user giving Ellen awards under many of her posts, is Jeff.
This, therefore, makes posts that he doesn't leave awards under all the more funny.
So...yeah, if you wonder how Ellen gets so many upvotes...I think it's very likely all paid.
After all, when you earn 50K a month, shit like this becomes a business expense.
From Wikipedia,
We've seen many examples of this already.
Locking up Ellen's posts (which restricts the replies to only community participants),
banning all "nazis" for "defending nazis" (actually valid criticism)
and massive takedowns of posts and comments.
Hell, I've even shown you the comment deletion rates on some of her posts.
I've also brought up the situation regarding the "Talk" comic when we got to Ellen's aggression.
Recently, for a bit, it got so bad that the r/comics mods have actually set up their bot to automatically give anyone who uses the word "pizzacake" in their comment a "I like to whine it, whine it" flair.
Even for people using the word in a positive context.
The only way to remove it was to directly ask Merari about it.
Yeah...this section will be full of 1984 quotes, it is particularly relevant here.
That's it for censorship, at least for now. The next subsections will discuss the various methods of censorship, as well as provide you with some examples of it.
By the virtue of having a pet power mod, Ellen is afforded a lot of priveledge in terms of censorship, both because she can remove negative feedback about herself at will, as well as affect r/comics at large.
We've seen many examples of this already.
Locking up Ellen's posts (which restricts the replies to only community participants),
banning all "nazis" for "defending nazis" (actually valid criticism)
and massive takedowns of posts and comments.
Hell, I've even shown you the comment deletion rates on some of her posts.
I've also brought up the situation regarding the "Talk" comic when we got to Ellen's aggression.
Recently, for a bit, it got so bad that the r/comics mods have actually set up their bot to automatically give anyone who uses the word "pizzacake" in their comment a "I like to whine it, whine it" flair.
Even for people using the word in a positive context.
The only way to remove it was to directly ask Merari about it.
Yeah...this section will be full of 1984 quotes, it is particularly relevant here.
That's it for censorship, at least for now. The next subsections will discuss the various methods of censorship, as well as provide you with some examples of it.
From Wikipedia,
Despite claiming many times that the Reddit mods don't get paid, Merari, in an interview, has admitted to getting paid for data scraping for Reddit.
Before we get to the big one...let's talk about something else for a second.
As one of the Patreon rewards, you get access to the private Pizzacake Discord server.
It was created by Oli, Ellen's biggest simp, groomer and a big cheating loser, whom I'll focus on when I'll get to talking about her followers at the end of this psycho analysis, seemingly as a way to cheer Ellen up after getting doxxed.
Ellen is paying them with free Patreon.
Not sure what tier, but I believe xtra. Would have to dig in the archives for that one.
This, ultimately, works...but it also means that the server, at least at the time of the leak, had a total of seven moderators.
This is uncalled for for a server that has only, like, 1500 people, and even then you keep seeing the same 20 people over and over again.
Considering the mods seem to have some sort of an orgy channel...I suspect the reason might be very simple.
In addition, r/pizzacakecomic, a subreddit created by Ellen but currently unused,
now has a total of three moderators that all were added very recently.
They're also a bit suspicious.
One of them, u/PuzzleheadedPain6938, seems to be a nobody who commented once on Ellen's post.
(archive)
One of them, u/QuicklyThisWay, is another big powermod, with all of their activity privated.
(archive)
The final mod, u/trippedwire, is one of two admins on her Discord, under the name Third In Line. I'll get into him more in the latter section on Ellen's simps.
But there's also another way in which Ellen bribed people.
As you can see, in addition to selling her sex tapes, Ellen used the backdoor approach to sell people signed prints.
Alongside that, she sent signed pieces of art to her long term Patrons, dubbing it "Ultra-Tier".
Here's an example of it.
Apparently she sent some cat stickers alongside them.
She removed that tier after Patreon told her it's against the TOS.
As you can see, however, she may attempt or may have attempted to bypass this limitation via Discord, of course assisted by Oli.
Now, however...we have to get to something much, much worse if true.
For this one, I'll need to provide you with some additional context.
A year ago, Jason Anarchy has succesfully crowdfunded a game called Cat Vs. Human, featuring Ellen's artwork.
The specifics of this game don't matter all that much, so I'll bring up the relevant parts of it when they come up...but, as you can see, it has earned...
Yeah, I don't even want to translate that to american dollars. It's absurd.
One thing I'll bring up, however, is shipping.
Jason Anarchy had quite a bit of problems with that and the shipments were subject to many delays, going from September to November for early backers,
and December for most.
The delays, and the cost increase due to tarrifs, was communicated in the following update.
(archive)
Due to the Sharty doxx, some of the DM's between Ellen and various other people dropped.
One of them is a short exterpt from the DM's between Ellen and Merari.
I'll link it in atatchments and quote the relevant fragment from it below.
The least bad is Ellen sending Merari a copy of the game for free, that Merari wants to finance with Reddit money, for whatever reason.
The worse interpretation, however, is that Merari has been tasked with financing the shipping of all the copies of the game from Reddit money.
Yes, if this is the case, Merari01 has been using Reddit money to finance a project Ellen is a part of.
Yeah...do I even need to say why this is bad?
And on a project that has gotten so much money in the first place?
And coming from someone who has gone on record to say that Reddit doesn't pay him?
If this is true, then the link between Ellen and Merari is even more corrupt that most would assume.
But this is not the end of Ellen's horrible manipulation tactics.
To say that the Reddit system is corrupt is an understatement.
Despite claiming many times that the Reddit mods don't get paid, Merari, in an interview, has admitted to getting paid for data scraping for Reddit.
Before we get to the big one...let's talk about something else for a second.
As one of the Patreon rewards, you get access to the private Pizzacake Discord server.
It was created by Oli, Ellen's biggest simp, groomer and a big cheating loser, whom I'll focus on when I'll get to talking about her followers at the end of this psycho analysis, seemingly as a way to cheer Ellen up after getting doxxed.
Ellen is paying them with free Patreon.
Not sure what tier, but I believe xtra. Would have to dig in the archives for that one.
This, ultimately, works...but it also means that the server, at least at the time of the leak, had a total of seven moderators.
This is uncalled for for a server that has only, like, 1500 people, and even then you keep seeing the same 20 people over and over again.
Considering the mods seem to have some sort of an orgy channel...I suspect the reason might be very simple.
In addition, r/pizzacakecomic, a subreddit created by Ellen but currently unused,
now has a total of three moderators that all were added very recently.
They're also a bit suspicious.
One of them, u/PuzzleheadedPain6938, seems to be a nobody who commented once on Ellen's post.
(archive)
One of them, u/QuicklyThisWay, is another big powermod, with all of their activity privated.
(archive)
The final mod, u/trippedwire, is one of two admins on her Discord, under the name Third In Line. I'll get into him more in the latter section on Ellen's simps.
But there's also another way in which Ellen bribed people.
As you can see, in addition to selling her sex tapes, Ellen used the backdoor approach to sell people signed prints.
Alongside that, she sent signed pieces of art to her long term Patrons, dubbing it "Ultra-Tier".
Here's an example of it.
Apparently she sent some cat stickers alongside them.
She removed that tier after Patreon told her it's against the TOS.
As you can see, however, she may attempt or may have attempted to bypass this limitation via Discord, of course assisted by Oli.
Now, however...we have to get to something much, much worse if true.
For this one, I'll need to provide you with some additional context.
A year ago, Jason Anarchy has succesfully crowdfunded a game called Cat Vs. Human, featuring Ellen's artwork.
The specifics of this game don't matter all that much, so I'll bring up the relevant parts of it when they come up...but, as you can see, it has earned...
Yeah, I don't even want to translate that to american dollars. It's absurd.
One thing I'll bring up, however, is shipping.
Jason Anarchy had quite a bit of problems with that and the shipments were subject to many delays, going from September to November for early backers,
and December for most.
The delays, and the cost increase due to tarrifs, was communicated in the following update.
(archive)
Due to the Sharty doxx, some of the DM's between Ellen and various other people dropped.
One of them is a short exterpt from the DM's between Ellen and Merari.
I'll link it in atatchments and quote the relevant fragment from it below.
There are several ways to interpret this.
The least bad is Ellen sending Merari a copy of the game for free, that Merari wants to finance with Reddit money, for whatever reason.
The worse interpretation, however, is that Merari has been tasked with financing the shipping of all the copies of the game from Reddit money.
Yes, if this is the case, Merari01 has been using Reddit money to finance a project Ellen is a part of.
Yeah...do I even need to say why this is bad?
And on a project that has gotten so much money in the first place?
And coming from someone who has gone on record to say that Reddit doesn't pay him?
If this is true, then the link between Ellen and Merari is even more corrupt that most would assume.
But this is not the end of Ellen's horrible manipulation tactics.
From Wikipedia,
One big instance of this, I have written a post about before, so I'll just quote it here.
One time, the chat was discussing Ellen's Patreon ban.
Ellen asserts here that the ban reason was actually the Gym GF comic (I can totally see that, and it was actually the conclusion I had made in deviancy. That comic openly depicted rape).
Now, normally, Ellen would state that her Patreon was brought back after she deleted all of the troublesome content, such as in this announcement on her Patreon.
(archive)
(kemono)
Note how she says that Patreon openly apologised to her.
So...when I saw this next message of hers...shit hit the fan.
Now, if you don't know who she's talking about, she's referring to The Tweet of God.
It is ran by David Javerbaum...and, uh, if you don't know who that is...lemme just show you.
Pretty big deal, especially with 13 Emmy's and, you know, several fucking documentaries and stageplays.
YES, ELLEN ACTUALLY USED A CELEBRITY TO COERCE A PATREON'S CEO INTO UNBANNING HER ACCOUNT.
ELLEN HAS A FUCKING INFLUENCER MAFIA.
NO WONDER PATREON OPENLY APOLOGISED TO HER, THEY DIDN'T WANT HER TO SEND AN ARMY ON THEM AGAIN!
I wonder...does she have this power on Reddit too?
Part 11 will continue on from here, covering silencing of criticism, the events behind the r/pizzacakesnark ban, and the various means in which Ellen has attempted to change history to better suit her needs, as well as her use of doublethink to smuggle her self contradictory worldview into the hands of Redditors.
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Apologies for the doublepost.
Optimally, I'd get to work on part 11 and leave working on part 12 for after that's done...but Ellen can't stop giving me good material.
Go ahead, she isn't looking.
Continuing Ellen's fight against male rapists while ignoring the man whom did the most damage to her, both mentally and physically, Ellen went on Threads today to...die on a very weird hill.
Yesterday, I've brought up this post by Ellen.
In it, she correctly specifies that the reported figure, 62 million, refers to visits to Motherless and not individual "men"...though she actually way undershot it! That number is monthly!
Today, because she realised the current ragebait material on the platform is people bashing users for correcting misinformation, calling them rape apologists, and the errata "semantics",
she has done a 180 and made a comic following the exact same fallacy, advocating for punching every person that dares defend rapists by dismissing the fact that men rape women...I mean, uh, corrects the facts.
(archive)
She has gone wild in the replies also.
More advocating violence via lampshading it.
Her explanation for suddenly changing her stance on the subject.
I'm afraid people who criticised you for that sorta thing provided accurate statistics for both.
But, yeah, dimissing male rape again! Lovely!
Ellen refering to a popular joke she ripped off.
I've seen a lot more scat on there than rape porn.
Of course, this would also make me a rapist, according to Ellen's logic.
Saying that all of the visitors to the site have gone there for the "rape academy" is a very big stretch.
The absolute worst reply of Ellen in this chain, however, is this one.
...what does moid mean?
We'll have to crank out the Incel Wiki for that one (for extra hilarity, this term has been well documented on the internet).
For someone that apparently supports men's rights and totally hasn't made several comics making fun of male sexual assault in the past...that's a very low bar.
Especially due to the way she applies that term.
Going on, she still made this whole thing about Trump.
The actual reason is that it only got popular on Threads with that post Ellen originally replied to.
Because ragebait.
If not for ragebait, people wouldn't be calling each other rape apologists and moids for correcting misinformation.
The fact that this is Ellen's least offensive reply in this whole chain is saying something.
Now...for people who don't realise why I keep ranting on about Ellen and the semantics, and what the whole thing is about.
62 million users a month is a giant amount.
But so is 4 million users.
By providing incorrect information, you're not making the situation any more dangerous. In fact, you're making it a lot less serious by providing factually inaccurate information that's just laughable.
In fact, the actual REAL scary thing about this revelation is the fact that there used to be a thousand organised pedophiles mass trading rape porn over Telegram and Motherless that no one ever did anything with until now.
The fact that they aren't just, like, users that go on this site, watch a vid of a guy fucking his wife doggystyle "with her consent" and then leave, but people who do this on such a scale...is frightening. Terrifying, truly.
By calling people correcting this info "semantics" and "rape apologists", you're not solving the actual problem, which is organised crime. You're simply using it to justify your inherent hatred of men.
If you actually cared about the facts, you'd realise that they're all on your side.
Oh, and before we move on, Ellen has also, later, amended her post with this reply.
...if anyone can translate what she means there for me, please let me know.
With that out of the way, let's get to the next post Ellen made today, which is...
...subtle foreshadowing, anyone?
The post was almost instantly deleted, so there's only one reply under it.
She also made this reply to another post, along the same subject matter.
(archive)
Rape epidemic, sure, that has actually went up.
At a pinch, you could consider that the amount of reports has went up and that's what's causing it, but I'm willing to give Ellen that one.
Murder?
Yeah...good job, Ellen.
Anyway, I'm gonna try and finish part 11 as soon as possible. Part 12 is gonna have to be split into two at this rate.
Optimally, I'd get to work on part 11 and leave working on part 12 for after that's done...but Ellen can't stop giving me good material.
Go ahead, she isn't looking.
Continuing Ellen's fight against male rapists while ignoring the man whom did the most damage to her, both mentally and physically, Ellen went on Threads today to...die on a very weird hill.
Yesterday, I've brought up this post by Ellen.
In it, she correctly specifies that the reported figure, 62 million, refers to visits to Motherless and not individual "men"...though she actually way undershot it! That number is monthly!
Today, because she realised the current ragebait material on the platform is people bashing users for correcting misinformation, calling them rape apologists, and the errata "semantics",
she has done a 180 and made a comic following the exact same fallacy, advocating for punching every person that dares defend rapists by dismissing the fact that men rape women...I mean, uh, corrects the facts.
(archive)
She has gone wild in the replies also.
More advocating violence via lampshading it.
Her explanation for suddenly changing her stance on the subject.
I'm afraid people who criticised you for that sorta thing provided accurate statistics for both.
But, yeah, dimissing male rape again! Lovely!
Ellen refering to a popular joke she ripped off.
As someone who used Motherless a fair share of times back in the day, the main appeal of it is pirated content. Even the CNN article she has referred to states that the content was pretty hidden.Now...something that makes this even funnier?
Literally the same exact day, right before that plagiarism callout comic, Ellen published this comic of hers.
(archive)
This comic...is plagiarised. This is a very common pro LGBT rights joke.
That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for her!
I've seen a lot more scat on there than rape porn.
Of course, this would also make me a rapist, according to Ellen's logic.
Saying that all of the visitors to the site have gone there for the "rape academy" is a very big stretch.
The absolute worst reply of Ellen in this chain, however, is this one.
...what does moid mean?
We'll have to crank out the Incel Wiki for that one (for extra hilarity, this term has been well documented on the internet).
In a less incel way, the term "moid" is a term, used primarly by femcels (women in involuntary celibate, a.k.a. misandric women), to refer to men in an extremely derogatory way.
For someone that apparently supports men's rights and totally hasn't made several comics making fun of male sexual assault in the past...that's a very low bar.
Especially due to the way she applies that term.
Going on, she still made this whole thing about Trump.
The actual reason is that it only got popular on Threads with that post Ellen originally replied to.
Because ragebait.
If not for ragebait, people wouldn't be calling each other rape apologists and moids for correcting misinformation.
The fact that this is Ellen's least offensive reply in this whole chain is saying something.
Now...for people who don't realise why I keep ranting on about Ellen and the semantics, and what the whole thing is about.
62 million users a month is a giant amount.
But so is 4 million users.
By providing incorrect information, you're not making the situation any more dangerous. In fact, you're making it a lot less serious by providing factually inaccurate information that's just laughable.
In fact, the actual REAL scary thing about this revelation is the fact that there used to be a thousand organised pedophiles mass trading rape porn over Telegram and Motherless that no one ever did anything with until now.
The fact that they aren't just, like, users that go on this site, watch a vid of a guy fucking his wife doggystyle "with her consent" and then leave, but people who do this on such a scale...is frightening. Terrifying, truly.
By calling people correcting this info "semantics" and "rape apologists", you're not solving the actual problem, which is organised crime. You're simply using it to justify your inherent hatred of men.
If you actually cared about the facts, you'd realise that they're all on your side.
Oh, and before we move on, Ellen has also, later, amended her post with this reply.
...if anyone can translate what she means there for me, please let me know.
With that out of the way, let's get to the next post Ellen made today, which is...
...subtle foreshadowing, anyone?
The post was almost instantly deleted, so there's only one reply under it.
She also made this reply to another post, along the same subject matter.
(archive)
Rape epidemic, sure, that has actually went up.
At a pinch, you could consider that the amount of reports has went up and that's what's causing it, but I'm willing to give Ellen that one.
Murder?
Yeah...good job, Ellen.
Anyway, I'm gonna try and finish part 11 as soon as possible. Part 12 is gonna have to be split into two at this rate.
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62 million visits on a site that can be viewed by anyone on Earth with an Internet connection and overwhelmingly caters to pajeets isn't even 1% of the population, even if we were very generous and assumed those 62 million were all individual men.
Edit: You know what? Let's break this down.
Estimated global population is estimated at 8 billion. Let's assume only about half of those are old/cognizant/tech-savvy enough to hit up Motherless. That leaves us with 4 billion, 4 times the population of India.
Stereotypes to the contrary, voluntary reporting by PornHub and other pornographic sites shows that approx. 1/3rd of the hits come from (alleged) women. Since Ellen wants to make this about men, let's just pretend those female porn viewers don't exist, and we'll drop our potential suspect pool to 2.66. (This is being generous to Ellen's argument, since shrinking the suspect pool makes the potential rapists more common.)
Motherless, like all websites, doubtless sees a variance in individual usage. This means that some people visit the site often, others not much at all. For sake of simplicity, let's assume that approximately 10 percent of users hit the site once a day, and the others only hit once a month. Obviously this ignores edge cases like the wholesome Nebraska grandmother who hit the site by accident and was so disgusted she never went back, and the degenerate one-armed ubercoomer who visits everytime he's not being watched by his tard-wrangler.
We combine our heavy hitter average of 30 hits per month plus nine of our regular hitters averages of 1 hit per month to get 39.
62 million divided by 39 gets 1.5897 million.
Our suspect pool is 2.66 billion. 1.5897 million is a little over one-half of one-tenth of 1% of that.
That sort of differential isn't even a rounding error, it's instrument malfunction. Bad data.
But Ellen wants to ride to a crusade over this. Ellen Woodbury, the woman who puts her minor daughter in her porn-adjactent comic.
Second Edit: I forgot to extract the 39 back into 10 different men. So we have 15.897 million potential rapists from a suspect pool of 2.66 billion. So just over one-half of 1%.
My point stands.
Edit: You know what? Let's break this down.
Estimated global population is estimated at 8 billion. Let's assume only about half of those are old/cognizant/tech-savvy enough to hit up Motherless. That leaves us with 4 billion, 4 times the population of India.
Stereotypes to the contrary, voluntary reporting by PornHub and other pornographic sites shows that approx. 1/3rd of the hits come from (alleged) women. Since Ellen wants to make this about men, let's just pretend those female porn viewers don't exist, and we'll drop our potential suspect pool to 2.66. (This is being generous to Ellen's argument, since shrinking the suspect pool makes the potential rapists more common.)
Motherless, like all websites, doubtless sees a variance in individual usage. This means that some people visit the site often, others not much at all. For sake of simplicity, let's assume that approximately 10 percent of users hit the site once a day, and the others only hit once a month. Obviously this ignores edge cases like the wholesome Nebraska grandmother who hit the site by accident and was so disgusted she never went back, and the degenerate one-armed ubercoomer who visits everytime he's not being watched by his tard-wrangler.
We combine our heavy hitter average of 30 hits per month plus nine of our regular hitters averages of 1 hit per month to get 39.
62 million divided by 39 gets 1.5897 million.
Our suspect pool is 2.66 billion. 1.5897 million is a little over one-half of one-tenth of 1% of that.
That sort of differential isn't even a rounding error, it's instrument malfunction. Bad data.
But Ellen wants to ride to a crusade over this. Ellen Woodbury, the woman who puts her minor daughter in her porn-adjactent comic.
Second Edit: I forgot to extract the 39 back into 10 different men. So we have 15.897 million potential rapists from a suspect pool of 2.66 billion. So just over one-half of 1%.
My point stands.
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Annecdotal, but I have never suggested to a woman "Hey, let's do a rape roleplay"
I have had multiple woman suggest through various means they want me to act like I'm raping them.