Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Paper Machete said:
EDA: I wish we had more concrete terms for the female versions of HSTS/AGP because it's clear they exist.
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We do, it's called autoandrophilia and the chick who made Gender Queer admitted she has it.
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So like what’s going on here? She didn’t look exactly masculine in that fake ab photo shoot but it looked like she was trying, now she looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I get the anorexia thing but she’s lost all potential twinkishness and went straight into PeeWee Hermon territory, doesn’t even make sense from an autoadrophile perspective. I mean, at 4 years on testosterone shouldn’t she have at least some non neonatal facial hair? This is a botch job on the Liberace level.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
She looks like she's been sealed up in a barrel filled with Natron and whatever other shit they used to make mummies in Egypt, with a few of those silica dessicant packs that come with sneakers thrown in for good measure.
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After removal and mummification of the more important internal organs, the inside of the body was washed with palm wine and filled with crushed herbs and spices. Then it was packed in natron for 70 days, washed again and wrapped with linen. This was the "perfect method", being the most elaborate and expensive.

A much cheaper way was to simply inject the body with cedar oil (after inserting a plug in the rectum) and packing it in natron. After 70 days the body was uncorked and the liquified remains of the organs flowed out. Through the ass.


Procrastinhater said:
Another poster called her a "sad shoe insole" and its always stuck with me.
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That's a really good one. I'm personally fond of our regional expression "like a warmed-over corpse", meaning a state of total physical and mental exhaustion where you look dead and feel even worse.

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shatterspinel said:
now she looks like a ventriloquist dummy. I get the anorexia thing but she’s lost all potential twinkishness and went straight into PeeWee Hermon territory
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She's immersing herself in a future role, as Shon the vent puppet from the KingcobraJFS universe.
Next Summer; Shon and Saunders. In two years: Shon and Saunders 2 Revenge of the Mantis. Then followed by Shon and Saunders 3 Naked And Laughing.
Cloaca Rimjob said:
you all shit on him but I bet you wouldn't say half the shit to his face
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I would give Ellen a great big hug and tell her it's not too late to accept she's bisexual and that she is still loved, if she's ready to give up this charade.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
It's kind of insane to me how feminine and relatively cute she was Pre-T but post short hair cut. It's not the best hairstyle for her at all but she could've worked with it and be a butch dyke or even just a butch straight girl (I still hold she's bi but scared of men because of sexual assault)
Testosterone truly fucks up a woman's body. Poonerism, not even once.
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???

She looks like if she got a short haircut and a cancer diagnosis.
 
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I'd be willing to bet she isn't actually on that high a dose of T. It's been mentioned before but it's likely that she might have gotten on it, developed the frog voice quick, and decided to get off it and keep the changes she has or is on a very, very low dose. She'd honestly look super gross as fuck with the pube jaw beard so it's just as well.
 
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Paper Machete said:
I'd be willing to bet she isn't actually on that high a dose of T. It's been mentioned before but it's likely that she might have gotten on it, developed the frog voice quick, and decided to get off it and keep the changes she has or is on a very, very low dose. She'd honestly look super gross as fuck with the pube jaw beard so it's just as well.
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You could be right. She looks unhealthy as fuck but it could just be an eating disorder diet and depression. She definitely got the frog voice, she always sounded like she was about to burst into tears but she's got the classic Pooner croak. She doesn't have any masculinized features though.
She's a fucking mess, I guessed it was Testosterone fucking up her system but maybe its just anorexia and whatever anti depression meds shes on.
 
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
Here's having a seething about using the straps for a bathing suit. Look at how she describes the Speedos.
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It just sounds like she has a severe autistic tactile issue about the texture of swimsuits rather than this being horrible dysphoria.

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It doesn't help the fact that she describes the man as "very gay". This seems like the only trait she seems to remember from him, Ellen describes him like he was some kind of exotic animal.
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"I'd find myself staring, sensing, a recognition. A fuse box tinkered with, my brain distributing microscopic sparks".
Is she saying that she thought the gay man was like her here?

Cactus Concerto said:
If she's started to grow breasts, being offered nothing but a speedo is disgusting.
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I think the book is very hard to follow and constantly jumps back and forth. Since she mentions it was before she was moved to the girls team (which was at around 8 or 9?), maybe the paragraph starts with her mentioning that Tim (the friend) helped her during that time, but then goes back to a further flashback where she's way younger and can maybe get away with wearing a speedo? I find it really hard to believe that an adult would allow a girl starting to go through puberty to go shirtless like that, even harder to believe that none of the OTHERRRRRR boys said anything about it, and I find it the hardest to believe that any girl going through those changes would not mind going topless, especially Ellen who mentions going for oversized shirts. Wouldn't this make her crippling dysphoria worse?
 
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
Someone needs to deepfake Ellen and put her in the Peewee Herman Playhouse's intro.

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Seeing that level of energy and vivacity in post-poon Ellen would be uncanny. I still think that Prince Gerhardt is Paul Reuben's character who more closely resembles her.
 
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