Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Why some of these photos seem like they were photoshopped? The lighting is so weird in some of them.
Most likely, but also LA is so far south that a lot of things just look WRONG when the sun is overhead.

any pooners need a binder? nothings says heccin valid masculine man like wearing right elastic shirts designed to hide boba.
This is worse than wearing someone's old sweaty sports bra. Disgusting.
 
I pity Ellen now knowing her past, though I felt little for a long time after being offended that she once explained her motive for trooning as "I could not picture myself as a woman aging. Obviously. It was just like, what is my future? There’s not a future."

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She really seems to have internalized the Hollywood belief that women expire at 30. (And do most 5' 1'' aging men usually have a great future ahead of them in showbiz?) I know facing the reality of being an aging woman in your industry is difficult, Ellen, but in the aggregate, I think Norma handled it in a more psychologically healthy way than you have.
 
I wonder if her Umbrella Academy costars resent her for singlehandedly fucking with their careers. I remember seasons 1 and 2 having a decent, growing audience, but most people checked out on the second episode of season 3 (the episode Vanya becomes Viktor) and likely won't watch season 4. Looking at their IMDB pages, of the main seven, aside from Tom (Luthor's actor), Robert (Klaus' actor) and Miss Thousand Yard Stare, most of them were no names and whos before the Umbrella Academy.
 
any pooners need a binder? nothings says heccin valid masculine man like wearing right elastic shirts designed to hide boba.
Even the fat guys with mooba dont try to hide it, pooners have less self-esteem than the fat kid who got bullied 24/7

I predict there will be more pooners than trooners roping in the future
"I could not picture myself as a woman aging. Obviously. It was just like, what is my future? There’s not a future."
She was aging like shit for sure but is not like she exhausted all options, afaik she didn't get surgery or a new hairstyle to hide her freakish widescreen forefhead or a new pair of cans to distract people from her wrinkly ass eyes, bitch just went 100% pooner and now looks like a fucking benjamin button midget
the Ghost attached to Ellen Page that you use as a kind of superpower to do all kinds of neat Ghost shit is literally called "Aiden"
Foreshadowing?
 
I wonder if her Umbrella Academy costars resent her for singlehandedly fucking with their careers. I remember seasons 1 and 2 having a decent, growing audience, but most people checked out on the second episode of season 3 (the episode Vanya becomes Viktor) and likely won't watch season 4. Looking at their IMDB pages, of the main seven, aside from Tom (Luthor's actor), Robert (Klaus' actor) and Miss Thousand Yard Stare, most of them were no names and whos before the Umbrella Academy.
Season 1+2 were pretty good. It was dumb capeshit but it was fun, but yeah the Viktor/Vanya shit just killed it.
The way they totally handwaved it and all the other guys were totally fine with it and immediately on board with the Pooner fuckery was a cleaner indication the rot had set in and it was going to be downhill from there.
I stuck around for a couple more episodes but it was just so fucking dumb, I lost all investment in the character and the show, I haven't seen it past season 3 a couple episodes after the Viktor/Vanya bullshit, found myself having to rewind all the time and realized I just wasn't paying attention to the dumb Poonerganda.
Its probably going to be pretty dire. Once woke shit takes over, shows just go to shit, it starts being more about "the message" than the story, look at NuTrek, or Dr Who, or (Allah forgive me for mentioning it) Disney StarWars.

Foreshadowing?
I'm replaying it with the headcanon "Aiden" isn't a ghost at all, Ellen is just a schizophrenic Pooner with telekinesis like Carrie White.
 
New article from Pink News (archive, original)

Elliot Page shares how he responds when someone misgenders him: ‘I don’t take it personally’

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Elliot Page is tolerant when it comes to being accidentally misgendered. (Getty/Michael Buckner)

Actor Elliot Page has shared his tolerant response to being misgendered as a trans man.

In The Umbrella Academy star’s new film Close To You, which debuted at Toronto Film Festival over the on Sunday (10 September), Page plays Sam, a trans man who visits his family for the first time since his transition four years ago.

The film somewhat reflects the experience that Page, 36, has gone through, too. The actor came out as trans back in 2020, sharing a powerful statement on Instagram about being “profoundly happy” and “able to pursue [his] authentic self”.

In the near three years since coming out, Page has been open about the astronomical highs and difficult lows on his gender journey.

Back in August, he spoke about finding an “awesome group of trans friends” since coming out, while he’s also spoken about the sheer “joy” of receiving gender-affirming care. In Close To You, Page even appears topless – a scene he recently described as “liberating” to film.

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Elliot Page is continually radiating trans joy. (Instagram/@ElliotPage)

Yet, alongside the rising tide of anti-trans rhetoric globally, Page has had to overcome numerous personal obstacles related to simply being an out, proud trans person. The Juno actor has been targeted by the likes of conservative author Jordan Peterson, who appeared to spend 2022 being committed to misgendering Page.

Writing in his new memoir Pageboy, released in June, Page also opened up about his damaged relationship with his estranged father, who Page claimed had ‘liked’ one of Peterson’s vile videos targeting the actor.

In Close To You, Page’s character Sam also endures some familial fragility. While his family appear to accept him, he’s fearful of how they will respond to seeing him in the flesh. In one scene, Sam’s mother accidentally misgenders him, and sobs after doing so.

Speaking to Variety about the new film, Elliot Page shared how he personally deals with being accidentally misgendered.

“In those situations, I know the intent of people close to me in my life who are wanting to get it right. If someone misgenders me, I don’t take it personally,” he shared.

“When someone does go to apologise, it’s great. But let’s move on to the next moment in our interaction. Let’s move on before it turns into a bigger thing and becomes about the person who did the misgendering and turns into this whole other energy.

“These things take a second. It’s all good.”

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Sam Smith says “mistakes happen” when it comes to using the right pronouns. (Getty)

Page’s tolerant perspective is also shared by other trans, non-binary and gender non-conforming celebrities, with non-binary pop star Sam Smith previously expressing that “mistakes happen” when it comes to using the right pronouns.

“We need to lean into the uncomfortable feeling of being wrong sometimes, because it’s okay,” Smith shared last year. “If I lived a life where I was just getting upset every time someone used the wrong pronoun, I would be very sad, and I’m done with being sad.”

While making mistakes and accidentally misgendering someone is one thing, purposefully misgendering is another. A study published earlier this year revealed that nearly half of young Americans believe that deliberately misgendering someone should be a crime.

Alongside addressing how they deal with being misgendered, Page offered some wise words of advice for those family members who want to learn or be better trans allies, but are afraid of making mistakes.

“For me, it’s about people taking individual time to educate themselves,” Page offered.

“There are a lot of resources out there to learn more about trans people and the reality of our experiences. A question isn’t always a negative thing, but there’s a time and place and context and tone.”

Close To You does not yet have a public release date.
 
Where's this "joy" she's radiating because she always looks fucking miserable.
Deliberately misgendering someone should be a crime? :story: Lunacy. Although probably not fucking far off the near future. Thrown in a cell with violent rapists for calling a tranny a tranny. How would they even enforce that? Idiot zoomers.
 
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And she is playing a just a pooner, not a man.

She could have played a fucking pooner without trooning out AND she could still have female roles.

Pagedood destroyed her marriage, her body & her career
Aside from the Poonerganda movie and ruining Umbrella Academy by forcing the writers to hamfist in the Vanya/Viktor storyline, has the Pooner King had any roles since she Pooned out?
She was never an "A List" star whatever the fuck that means, but she used to be in quite a few notable movies, Inception and X Men being the biggest, but I can think of quite a few, but I'm damned if I can think of a single role she's gotten since her Pooning, not counting Umbrella Academy as she was already cast and thus handcuffed the show runners into not being able to fire her (because you know she'd jump straight to "transphobia" if they tried to cut the albatross from the shows neck now, and she is an albatross, look at the shows ratings and reviews since the Viktor/Vanya arc at the start of Season 3, she's killed that show with her Pooning) apart from this obvious Poonerganda movie.
Not much call for 5'1" wavery voiced manlets that always sound like they're about to burst into tears, and not many movies about Pooners being made.
She's cut her career off and dumped it in the same medical waste bin as her tits.
 
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I predict there will be more pooners than trooners roping in the future
Women attempt suicide more often, but men die from suicide more often. By this logic, pooners should shoot straight to the top combining such factors.

... what I'm saying is, Ellen should probably be put on a watch.
 
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